#Follicles
So sad that compression really just decimates the subtle colouration from dormant hair follicles on her labia majora
Here's a closeup to compensate
November 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Protected from what? Working follicles?!
November 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
HOW ARE HAIR FOLLICLES SO HARD TO DESTROY??
i take a monoclonal antibody medication that's a humanized mouse cell spliced into a virus and incubated inside chinese hamster ovary cells in a bioreactor. How can they invent that but not a good way to get rid of grody face pubes
brutal whiplash from feeling secure about being hairless and twinkish for most of my brief adulthood only to be ambushed at 23 by hair everywhere
November 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
A guy lost follicles, man
November 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
you know how parents part their newborns hair to the side when they only have like 12 functioning follicles
This is her husband
November 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bezos has had a hair transplant. I wonder how many children he had to murder for their blood and gait follicles?

#bbcpm
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The lack of follicles got yall thinking ass backwards.
November 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
yeah, masc-presenting enby as discussed and YEAH, fkn hate my facial and body hair. those follicles make me wanna shriek
November 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
*follicles
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
He needs to go easy on the malding that scalp is holding onto the last few follicles he's got left
November 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I went to the doctor today to finally sort out my bald spot on my head (embarrassing I know) and it turns out I have an over-active immune system which has been attacking my hair follicles
November 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Musk needs to be investigated down to his transplanted hair follicles.
November 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
be sick, avoid work, slam junk, get an electrified probe shoved into some hair follicles... hbu?
November 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Same with our follicles
November 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Hate shriveled them follicles RIGHT ON UP
November 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Spell of Invert Hair Follicles
November 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Protecting the Kokiri with his Forest Follicles Attack.
Happy Ocarina day! If you thought the Deku Tree sounded familiar, that's because he wigs with twigs. #zelda
November 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Well, he certainly didn't pick up his hair follicles
Unearthed video of Stephen Miller on bizarre tirade:

"I am sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash when we have plenty of janitors to do it for us!"
November 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Ever notice that the right wing goons have some of the weirdest hair?

What is up with THAT?

Maybe the evil seeps out into the follicles and screams?
November 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Did they harvest follicles from his pubes?

It looks bad and might give Stephen Miller ideas.
November 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The calf implant anti-rejection drugs were playing havoc with his follicles.
November 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Utter grease lord… and I’m not just talking about his follicles 🇨🇦
November 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Okay so legal liability aside what’s stopping someone from making an at-home electrolysis machine where you just blast your own follicles cos I think I’d be really good at it
November 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
does Murderbot ever get zits on its human skin parts, or has that problem been solved in the future.

i mean i guess there's no hair follicles to trap oils, but what about other skin pores. i don't think it sweats. and Malassezia has probably been eradicated.

has @marthawells.com answered this yet?
November 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Except Zuk has recently donated some follicles to Bez
November 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM