ME: I need to insert a footnote
MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote
MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote
April 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
ME: I need to insert a footnote
MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote
MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote
My “This is not a quid pro quo” footnote is bringing up a lot of questions already answered by my footnote.
This footnote in Acting Deputy Attorney General Emil Bove’s memo to Acting U.S. Attorney Danielle Sassoon, directing her to dismiss charges against Mayor Eric Adams, is … something:
February 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My “This is not a quid pro quo” footnote is bringing up a lot of questions already answered by my footnote.
My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
But worry not, he has a footnote explaining why his fixation on Soros "is not political."
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado
February 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado
all timer footnote in "mayor of boston"
June 23, 2026 at 5:42 AM
all timer footnote in "mayor of boston"
Behold the greatest academic footnote in recorded history
July 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Behold the greatest academic footnote in recorded history
Footnote in 2026: He's probably psychotic now.
April 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Footnote in 2026: He's probably psychotic now.
They got Claudine Gay out of the Harvard presidency over a footnote.
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
They got Claudine Gay out of the Harvard presidency over a footnote.
oof at this footnote in the letter that the (resigning) U.S. Attorney of SDNY sent to Pam Bondi. static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
February 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
oof at this footnote in the letter that the (resigning) U.S. Attorney of SDNY sent to Pam Bondi. static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
It's time to make X a footnote in history.
#Deactivate
#Deactivate
December 4, 2024 at 11:57 AM
It's time to make X a footnote in history.
#Deactivate
#Deactivate
a+++ pedantic footnote
A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur.
And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).
Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).
Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
April 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
a+++ pedantic footnote
What the fuck is footnote 1????
September 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
What the fuck is footnote 1????
I have encountered the worst footnote.
March 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I have encountered the worst footnote.
Here’s a judge actually writing for the ages (albeit in a footnote)
May 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Here’s a judge actually writing for the ages (albeit in a footnote)
Splendid footnote
September 25, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Splendid footnote
Quality footnote
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Quality footnote
Index and Footnote.
May 6, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Index and Footnote.
house of leaves, the most interesting footnote
August 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
house of leaves, the most interesting footnote
Inject the second paragraph of this footnote directly into my veins.
(And then send it to the nine firms that have bent the knee.)
(And then send it to the nine firms that have bent the knee.)
Howell drips with disdain for the firms who capitulated to the White House and says of those who resisted "will be the models lauded when this period of American history is written." ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
May 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Inject the second paragraph of this footnote directly into my veins.
(And then send it to the nine firms that have bent the knee.)
(And then send it to the nine firms that have bent the knee.)
a footnote?
July 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
a footnote?
Shout out to the WSJ journalists who reported on Vought’s impoundment by footnote, causing the White House to walk it back. Impact journalism!!
UPDATE: The pause was scrapped Tuesday evening after intervention by top White House officials. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump Administration Scraps Effort to Pause Health-Research Funding
The administration halted and then restarted billions in new research grants flowing from the National Institutes of Health.
www.wsj.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Shout out to the WSJ journalists who reported on Vought’s impoundment by footnote, causing the White House to walk it back. Impact journalism!!
A perfect footnote to this clusterfuck.
A Pentagon-wide advisory that went out one week ago warns against using the Signal, the messaging app, even for unclassified information.
A Pentagon-wide email recently went out warning about Signal's vulnerability
A Pentagon-wide advisory that went out one week ago warns against using the Signal, the messaging app, even for unclassified information.
www.npr.org
March 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A perfect footnote to this clusterfuck.
Read a whole book today.
Wrote one (1) footnote with it.
Wrote one (1) footnote with it.
June 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Read a whole book today.
Wrote one (1) footnote with it.
Wrote one (1) footnote with it.
📌 Another footnote for Wisconsin: Tesla is suing the state of Wisconsin—Elon’s trying to buy votes just like he did in swing states during the presidential election.
📌 Footnote for everywhere else: Tesla has court cases and investigations across the country. Our elections are next.
📌 Footnote for everywhere else: Tesla has court cases and investigations across the country. Our elections are next.
April 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
📌 Another footnote for Wisconsin: Tesla is suing the state of Wisconsin—Elon’s trying to buy votes just like he did in swing states during the presidential election.
📌 Footnote for everywhere else: Tesla has court cases and investigations across the country. Our elections are next.
📌 Footnote for everywhere else: Tesla has court cases and investigations across the country. Our elections are next.