Fortunately some of us are….
Q: Can you give one example of fraud in a previous election that the SAVE America Act would stop?
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, we're not gonna litigate all that
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, we're not gonna litigate all that
March 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Fortunately some of us are….
Fortunately, it was only an ugly impression
February 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fortunately, it was only an ugly impression
Fortunately, there are numbers to multiply by that are bigger than two.
Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
May 20, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Fortunately, there are numbers to multiply by that are bigger than two.
Fortunately, there are still lawyers willing to stand up and fight for us.
March 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Fortunately, there are still lawyers willing to stand up and fight for us.
Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
Trump’s dumb, but fortunately MAGA is stupider.
December 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Trump’s dumb, but fortunately MAGA is stupider.
i mistook the wings for ears, fortunately
July 29, 2024 at 12:51 AM
i mistook the wings for ears, fortunately
Fortunately we met before winter❤️
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Fortunately we met before winter❤️
Fortunately Padilla is not currently detained.
From Sen. @padilla.senate.gov's office: Padilla “is currently in Los Angeles exercising his duty to perform Congressional oversight of the federal government’s operations … He tried to ask the Secretary a question, and was forcibly removed by federal agents, forced to the ground and handcuffed.”
June 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Fortunately Padilla is not currently detained.
Fortunately, They Are Failing To Change The Actual Narrative….
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fortunately, They Are Failing To Change The Actual Narrative….
Fortunately federal judges love it when you say "shan't" so this should go fine
JUST IN: Unusual filing in Tish James case. DOJ says it isn't complying with judge's order to turn over discovery on selective prosecution issue. Usual procedure would be move to reconsider the order but prosecutors file 'notice' telling judge no. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
#46 in United States v. James (E.D. Va., 2:25-cr-00122) – CourtListener.com
NOTICE Of Reasons for Not Providing Pre-Vindictive/Selective Prosecution Motion Related Discovery by USA as to Letitia A. James (Keller, Roger) (Entered: 11/04/2025)
storage.courtlistener.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Fortunately federal judges love it when you say "shan't" so this should go fine
Craving a cheesesteak.
Fortunately, I live in Philadelphia.
Fortunately, I live in Philadelphia.
September 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Craving a cheesesteak.
Fortunately, I live in Philadelphia.
Fortunately, I live in Philadelphia.
Fortunately, we Jews don’t believe in hell #readermail
January 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fortunately, we Jews don’t believe in hell #readermail
Garcia: Fortunately there's a young talented group of people that are sprouting up across this country that are building these new YouTube sites. Some of you might know MeidasTouch.
March 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Garcia: Fortunately there's a young talented group of people that are sprouting up across this country that are building these new YouTube sites. Some of you might know MeidasTouch.
Fortunately the price of beef is at a record low, if I’m not mistaken
The radical leftists at the … Kansas Livestock Association … are mad abou ICE:
“The sudden workforce disruptions caused by ICE has led to numerous chokepoints in the system. Reports include thousands of fed cattle delayed in shipping to processors, resulting in millions of dollars in lost revenue.”
“The sudden workforce disruptions caused by ICE has led to numerous chokepoints in the system. Reports include thousands of fed cattle delayed in shipping to processors, resulting in millions of dollars in lost revenue.”
September 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Fortunately the price of beef is at a record low, if I’m not mistaken
Trump: "Cost was no object, unfortunately or fortunately"
July 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Trump: "Cost was no object, unfortunately or fortunately"
Fortunately no math was involved here
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fortunately no math was involved here
This is Poppy. Her pink silk sleeping mask fell off right before bedtime. Fortunately she only threw a very reasonably sized tantrum about the ordeal. 13/10
March 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is Poppy. Her pink silk sleeping mask fell off right before bedtime. Fortunately she only threw a very reasonably sized tantrum about the ordeal. 13/10
Anyone else have a shower door just spontaneously absolutely explode into pieces? Fortunately nobody was there.
December 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Anyone else have a shower door just spontaneously absolutely explode into pieces? Fortunately nobody was there.
fortunately a ragtag team of disgraced agents known as the slow horses thwarted the operation...
September 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
fortunately a ragtag team of disgraced agents known as the slow horses thwarted the operation...
Fortunately, the people didn’t select those candidates :)
March 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Fortunately, the people didn’t select those candidates :)
Fortunately grok didn’t say anything *too* anti semitic like “free Palestine” or “death to the IDF”
July 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fortunately grok didn’t say anything *too* anti semitic like “free Palestine” or “death to the IDF”
This week sucked. Fortunately getting better.
September 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This week sucked. Fortunately getting better.
fortunately it's usually BOGO
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
fortunately it's usually BOGO