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kniekrampf.bsky.social
England gegen Frankreich, wahrscheinlich 15 mal Weltklasse auf dem Platz, aber die Qualität auf den Außenverteidigerpositionen in diesem Spiel ist so erschreckend gering.

#FRAENG
July 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
kniekrampf.bsky.social
Wie schnell doch die Wahrscheinlichkeit auf Erfolg steigt, wenn in einer Mannschaftssportart alle Spieler, unabhängig ihrer individuellen Qualität, halbwegs seriös mitmachen.

#FRAENG
July 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
kniekrampf.bsky.social
So sieht das aus, wenn Mbappe den Real-Madrid-Modus vorgibt.

#FRAENG
July 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Ten goals in a game between the third and fourth best teams in the tournament. Stupid, So stupid. I'm still laughing.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
4-6

Fucking beautiful madness.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
So... extra time, anyone?

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Come on, England! Let Mbappé get another one before the final whistle just to piss off Messi more before tomorrow.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
The fear before an England penalty is a palpable thing.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if an entire nation just shouted "Fucking shoot, you twat!" and then were silenced.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
I misheard. It's not apparently "Angry Anderson coming on" for England. It felt wrong, to be fair.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Commentator talking about comparing "apples and pears." Jesus. Come on, man. It's apples and oranges. Everybody knows that.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
It's a game of four quarters, Brian.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Pfft. Only seven goals before the second enforced advert break!? Bunch of slackers.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
I've had a quick check and yes, this game is all kinds of stupid.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
I hope that newcomers to the sport that is football and who are watching this pointless precursor are prepared for the fact that tomorrow's World Cup Final is going to be absolutely fucking dogshit.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Sealing my prediction now:

17 - 14

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Think how our media would be writing headlines already if our German coach was in charge of a team 4-0 down at half time in an arguably meaningless match.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
This is ridiculous. Why are we this good now!? Now!?

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
"Pockets of space" on your football commentary bingo card.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Where was this England team when it actually mattered?

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Let us take a moment to remember glorious winners of the third place position in previous world cups such as, oh, maybe Yugoslavia or something, or perhaps Venezuela, back when they were good enough to feature in my Subbuteo set with the scoreboard and shit.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
There are some people who say the third place playoff is the real world cup final.

They're all in asylums, of course, but it's nice that they're saying it.

#fraeng #Football #FIFAWorldCup
July 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
james-social.bsky.social
Best football match of the tournament

#FraEng #worldcup
July 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
james-social.bsky.social
I reckon Kane or Bellingham could have got the golden boot if they had started.

#FraEng
July 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
lostinnippes.bsky.social
Keine Ahnung, aber ich kann solche Spiele genießen. Das ist ja was anderes als wenn Jan Thielmann drei Tore gegen Grün-Gold Grützburghausen schießt. Und dann hab ich lieber Zirkus als 22 Hans-Peter Briegels, die sich gegenseitig versuchen ihre Klumpfüße noch klumpiger zu treten. #fraeng
July 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM