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theonion.com
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
April 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
theonion.com
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
August 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
anaithnidd.bsky.social
" 𝐹𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 "
September 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
theonion.com
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
May 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
theonion.com
Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...
Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes
February 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
jonbois.bsky.social
just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 PM
theonion.com
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
July 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
theonion.com
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
April 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
chadbourn.bsky.social
Fractures.
billkristolbulwark.bsky.social Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · Nov 23
FWIW, RUMINT, but pretty reliable:

1. Vance key to US embrace of Russia plan on Ukraine, Rubio (and even Trump) out of the loop.

2. Vance-Rubio relations “awful.”

3. Rubio told the senators exactly what they said he told them.

4. Hegseth paranoid he’ll be shoved out, Driscoll will replace him.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
August 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
tjthorne.bsky.social
Fractures.
March 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
mrboosh.bsky.social
idiot fractures metatarsal
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
bleachernation.bsky.social
Alex Bregman Homers One Week After Multiple Facial Fractures
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/09/27/alex-bregman-homers-one-week-after-multiple-facial-fractures/
September 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
moosamabob.bsky.social
Fractures #spopsky #catra
November 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
leahmcelrath.bsky.social
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.

The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.

interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
cpsc.gov
Skull fractures - bad.
Skull togethers - good.

Wear a helmet when riding.
A picture of a watermelon partially cracked open. The text reads: Helmets! Prevent skull fractures! (watermelon for dramatic effect). Protect your brains. Wear a helmet when riding your ebike, scooter, hoverboard, etc.
July 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
aaronparnas.bsky.social
NEWS: MAGA coalition fractures. Some in MAGA rebuke Trump's state visit with Xi. Others call for the 25th Amendment. Trouble brewing Kid Rock's concert cancelled due to lack of attendance.

Meanwhile, Texas just admitted to a major error that could disenfranchise millions, and journalists are back.
Important Update: MAGA Coalition Fractures, Trump Misuses Taxpayer Dollars, Press Access Restored, Texas Error Threatens Voters
Good evening.
aaronparnas.substack.com
September 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social
Man beaten by ICE had eight skull fractures. ICE says he did it himself. apnews.com/article/immi...
FBI, St. Paul police probing ICE arrest that resulted in skull fractures
Minnesota and federal authorities are investigating claims that immigration officers shattered a Mexican man's skull while taking him into custody last month.
apnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
parkroseperma.bsky.social
Catfight! Don't think for a second these fuckers are unified. There are fractures everywhere.
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 3d
And now DHS is out with a FAST denial, considering it’s midnight on a Saturday.
Post at 11:50 PM: Homeland Security @DHSgov X.com This is false. No one is off the table. We will continue to arrest any and all illegal aliens that come into our path. Anyone in our country illegally will be arrested and deported. In an effort to protect American citizens, ICE has initiated a nationwide public safety surge in sanctuary cities where our brave officers will be targeting criminal illegal aliens—many released from jails by sanctuary politicians—including murderers, rapists, child predators, and gang members. Underlying quote tweet excerpted below. Jennie Taer • @JennieSTaer • 2h SCOOP: ICE officers across the country were told this weekend to stop arresting non-criminals, agency sources tell @realDailyWire Now, ICE may only arrest illegal immigrants…
September 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
docteurbagarre.bsky.social
Les fractures = pas urgent.

Ok.
March 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
thewatchdogco.bsky.social
🚨 GOP House caucus FRACTURES as their majority SHRINKS❗️
Trump’s Deportation Plans Ruined, Dems Pick Up House Seat, and Fired Judges Speak Out Against The Regime
Plus, the GOP House caucus fractures as their majority shrinks
www.dworkinsubstack.com
April 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
teapainusa.bsky.social
When a cult fractures, one half views the other half as the biggest enemy, not the “outsiders”.

Maga will be no different.
July 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
runehallow.bsky.social
you should see the other guy

🎨 @sarenstone.com
bloodied portrait of meridian, a viera with an eyepatch & a face riven with black fractures. thorny flowering vines erupt from the fractures & a spectral fire burns beneath the eyepatch. text reads MERIDIAN along the side; bottom reads ADMIT ONE; general admission; orch seat 13 row 01
May 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social
A Chinese burn survivor turned his scars into art, tapping colored glass with a hammer and steel needle until hyperrealistic human faces emerge from thousands of tiny fractures.
August 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
macfarlanenews.bsky.social
FBI, St. Paul police probing ICE arrest that resulted in skull fractures

www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
FBI, St. Paul police probing ICE arrest that resulted in skull fractures
Minnesota and federal authorities are investigating claims that immigration officers shattered a Mexican man's skull while taking him into custody last month.
www.cbsnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM