It started raining, so I grabbed a box of franzia and got cozy to watch dexter for the night.
October 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
It started raining, so I grabbed a box of franzia and got cozy to watch dexter for the night.
Oh damn, there’s going to be a HUGE sacristy in Franzia coming!
October 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Oh damn, there’s going to be a HUGE sacristy in Franzia coming!
they're doing shoppy shop franzia now
October 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
they're doing shoppy shop franzia now
DRACULA: This is very old wine…
Dracula quietly kicks a box of Franzia under the table.
Dracula quietly kicks a box of Franzia under the table.
September 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
DRACULA: This is very old wine…
Dracula quietly kicks a box of Franzia under the table.
Dracula quietly kicks a box of Franzia under the table.
A case of boxes. Or more, depending on the number of interviewers.
September 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM
A case of boxes. Or more, depending on the number of interviewers.
Now I may have been drinking Franzia cab-sav on an empty stomach after a long day working in the Texas heat but you F’ing people want to dunk on someone for going to clown college and masking?!?!
WTF did you go to school for…business? Communications?!?!
Eat a collapse dick with your internet clout
WTF did you go to school for…business? Communications?!?!
Eat a collapse dick with your internet clout
I keep thinking of going back to my old display name but shit like this keeps popping up and I assume will continue to till the end of days.
September 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Now I may have been drinking Franzia cab-sav on an empty stomach after a long day working in the Texas heat but you F’ing people want to dunk on someone for going to clown college and masking?!?!
WTF did you go to school for…business? Communications?!?!
Eat a collapse dick with your internet clout
WTF did you go to school for…business? Communications?!?!
Eat a collapse dick with your internet clout
We drank a box of wine and you can listen to the episode now on any podcast app #wine #franzia #slapthebag
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September 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
We drank a box of wine and you can listen to the episode now on any podcast app #wine #franzia #slapthebag
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how bout a box of franzia white zin?
September 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
how bout a box of franzia white zin?
Slap that bag PT
Pouring Franzia Merlot Box Wine
ALT: Pouring Franzia Merlot Box Wine
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September 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Slap that bag PT
I'm starting to reach the age where I've partied with local governmental members, like multiple members of a local planning commission and its really hard to read someone talking about preventing data centers when your previous memory of them is playing Slap the Bag with Franzia until they threw up.
September 21, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'm starting to reach the age where I've partied with local governmental members, like multiple members of a local planning commission and its really hard to read someone talking about preventing data centers when your previous memory of them is playing Slap the Bag with Franzia until they threw up.
It just seems so odd to me. "Here's your Percocet, go ahead and check out our entire selection of Franzia boxed wine, it's on sale!"
September 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It just seems so odd to me. "Here's your Percocet, go ahead and check out our entire selection of Franzia boxed wine, it's on sale!"
This picture needs more Franzia
September 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This picture needs more Franzia
"K." - Franzia
Capri Sun announced their "big pouch," which can hold up to three times more juice. Here's how and where to get the limited-time item:
Capri Sun announces pouch 3 times larger than the original — for a limited time
Capri Sun announced their "big pouch," which can hold up to three times more juice. Here's how and where to get the limited-time item:
www.kare11.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
"K." - Franzia
Dunno what it’s for, but Franzia is definitely ingredient numero uno.
September 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Dunno what it’s for, but Franzia is definitely ingredient numero uno.
Maybe she can replace Judge Franzia.
Judith B. Sheindlin, the star of Judge Judy and spinoff shows, steps down after dominating daytime TV for decades and will focus on a show starring her son (Ishani Desai/New York Times)
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September 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Maybe she can replace Judge Franzia.
Marco rubio family of cocaine traffickers
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By Manuel Rooig-Franzia and Scott Higham MIAMI — On Dec. 16, 1987, a teenager named Marco Rubio arrived home from school in West Miami to find his mother in anguish. Earlier that day, federal drug age...
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September 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Marco rubio family of cocaine traffickers
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As soon as she knocks off a couple of boxes of Franzia, Pirro will be filling an indictment. *HIC!*
September 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
As soon as she knocks off a couple of boxes of Franzia, Pirro will be filling an indictment. *HIC!*
slapping the goon tuhnight
Pouring Franzia Merlot Box Wine
ALT: Pouring Franzia Merlot Box Wine
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September 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
slapping the goon tuhnight
-When I ducttaped a bag of franzia to my chest and snuck into Faurot field, then the nozzle started leaking and it looked like I got stabbed in the side
- Jameis falling over in the Rose Bowl
- pantomime dog pee in the Egg Bowl
- the existence of Dr Bo Wallace
- Jameis falling over in the Rose Bowl
- pantomime dog pee in the Egg Bowl
- the existence of Dr Bo Wallace
Ok what’s your Mount Rushmore of objectively hilarious CFB plays
I think mine
- Jameis takes a tumble in the Rose Bowl
- Elijah Moore pisses away an Egg Bowl
- OH NO DISASTER
- GT throws a bomb to beat Miami because Mario refuses to take a knee like a grownup (recency bias, admittedly)
I think mine
- Jameis takes a tumble in the Rose Bowl
- Elijah Moore pisses away an Egg Bowl
- OH NO DISASTER
- GT throws a bomb to beat Miami because Mario refuses to take a knee like a grownup (recency bias, admittedly)
Top 10 funniest CFB plays all time.
September 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
-When I ducttaped a bag of franzia to my chest and snuck into Faurot field, then the nozzle started leaking and it looked like I got stabbed in the side
- Jameis falling over in the Rose Bowl
- pantomime dog pee in the Egg Bowl
- the existence of Dr Bo Wallace
- Jameis falling over in the Rose Bowl
- pantomime dog pee in the Egg Bowl
- the existence of Dr Bo Wallace
Dumb fascist pigs.
Jeanine Pirro should clean out her desk by the end of the day. Which shouldn’t be too hard, considering they’re full of empty boxes of Franzia.
Jeanine Pirro should clean out her desk by the end of the day. Which shouldn’t be too hard, considering they’re full of empty boxes of Franzia.
The contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has told the Trump administration that errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, not vandalism, caused the pool’s new blue liner to peel and break loose, documents show.
Reflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Damage
The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.
nyti.ms
September 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Dumb fascist pigs.
Jeanine Pirro should clean out her desk by the end of the day. Which shouldn’t be too hard, considering they’re full of empty boxes of Franzia.
Jeanine Pirro should clean out her desk by the end of the day. Which shouldn’t be too hard, considering they’re full of empty boxes of Franzia.
All the vagueposting made me go "Wait, who died today?" as there was some kinda spectacle but noone was talking about it.
How the fuck could I forget about wine-eleven?! Open the franzia and send help~<3
How the fuck could I forget about wine-eleven?! Open the franzia and send help~<3
September 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
All the vagueposting made me go "Wait, who died today?" as there was some kinda spectacle but noone was talking about it.
How the fuck could I forget about wine-eleven?! Open the franzia and send help~<3
How the fuck could I forget about wine-eleven?! Open the franzia and send help~<3
Crazy straw in the Franzia
September 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Crazy straw in the Franzia