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As it turns out, everybody can't be right.

Keep that in mind when you're looking at your grade report.

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Subjective versus Objective Reality: The Cage Match
The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Senior Professor of Hypokeimenonology expounds briefly on the topic of the validity of subjective experience and the phenomenology of worldviews for new students.
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November 21, 2023 at 10:16 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
A few timely words about the continued use of the death penalty in the United States.

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One out of Eight
A machine designed to kill people who theoretically "need killin'" kills one bystander for every seven who -possibly- deserved it. How is this justifiable?
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September 25, 2024 at 11:08 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
How Do You Know When Ol’ Great-Auntie Effie Is Dead?

A necromancer's expert view of that fuzzy border between life and death and the esoteric flows of…cold hard cash?

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How Do You Know When Ol’ Great-Auntie Effie Is Dead?
A necromancer's expert view of that fuzzy border between life and death and the esoteric flows of … cold hard cash?
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December 4, 2024 at 11:15 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
Are you ready to get your hands a little dirty?

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Diablerie for Dummies
The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of Opposition and Defiance introduces the concept of diablerie for interested freshmen and provides a few pointers on how to get started.
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December 12, 2023 at 10:22 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
Losing your grip? There's an opportunity there you shouldn't waste. And yes, absolutely, this will be on the test!

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Getting the Most out of Your Psychosis
The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of Applied Apotheosis and Parapsychological Trauma delivers a brief lecture to new students about to experience their first psychotic breaks.
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February 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
C'mon. Admit it. You always wanted to know how it was done.

#TheStitchesHardlyShow

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Bats with Baby Faces: an Introduction to the Core Issues of Chimeric Hybridization and Related Interventions
Here's a brief introduction to surgical chimerization and affiliated biosculpting techniques from The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Professor of Undead Biology and University Chair of Radical Praxis.
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February 18, 2024 at 10:45 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
It's the new moon.... That means it's time once again for the new moonthly study guide!

You know what happens if you fall behind!

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Monthly Study Guide - May, 2024
New to the academy? We're well aware how confusing it can be. Every month we'll post a study guide to make sure you don't miss a thing! After all, you know the penalty for failing out. Don't risk it!
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May 8, 2024 at 9:51 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
It's the new moon! That means it's time for the moonthly study guide from The House of Forbidden Knowledge!

You know what the professors do to you if you start falling behind.

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Monthly Study Guide - March, 2024
New to the academy? We're well aware how confusing it can be. Every month we'll post a study guide to make sure you don't miss a thing! After all, you know the penalty for failing out. Don't risk it!
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March 10, 2024 at 9:17 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
Anything you need to know you can hear in the Mutter if you know how to listen. The first class in listening is right here!

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The Mutter
The House of Forbidden Knowledge's own Senior Research Professor of Secrets and Divination opens an introductory lecture on the art and practice of making sense of the most universal source of noise.
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November 30, 2023 at 11:15 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
It's a new moon! That means it's time for The House of Forbidden Knowledge's moonthly Study Guide!

Look inside to make sure you haven't missed anything important for Finals Week!

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Monthly Study Guide - December, 2023
New to the academy? We're well aware how confusing it can be. Every month we'll post a study guide to make sure you don't miss a thing! After all, you know the penalty for failing out. Don't risk it!
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December 12, 2023 at 11:47 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
Perhaps it's time to look into what the opposition party might have to offer.

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To Be Clear
To be clear, I was going to be part of the opposition party regardless. I expect you'll also find that to be a good idea.
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November 6, 2024 at 12:59 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
The devolution of social media and the rise of bizarre behavior to defeat the algorithm -- here's how it works.

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Promo image: The Pigeon Dance: "How do you make it work for you when you don't actually know what makes it tick? Also, check on your friends."
September 22, 2024 at 2:10 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
You'd think some things wouldn't need explaining, but sometimes they do because they're so quotidian and ubiquitous that they've turned completely invisible.

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The Mysterious Origins of “I’mma Just Take This” Crime
The stuff people need in order to live isn't exactly scarce. It's just that somehow it's all already 100% owned, and not by the people who need it to live. But also some people are assholes.
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July 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
The text in that clause from the Adobe Creative Suite/Cloud T&Cs we're seeing getting passed around looks familiar. For a reason.

We've all been through this before. Lemme explain.

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Adobe Assholery Explained
Is Adobe's ¢reative $uite/¢loud actually claiming ownership of all the stuff you create with their tools? If so, what can you do about it?
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June 8, 2024 at 10:59 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
Can you find what you're looking for at the bottom of a bottle? I suppose it depends on what you put in there.... Time to start your education!

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Bottled Spirits: Section One—Theory
What is a Bottled Spirit? Let's get into the basic anatomy and the theory behind these useful constructs—assuming you've studied the warnings and disclaimers, of course. Time to get your hands dirty!
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May 30, 2024 at 10:37 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
It's time to meet more of the school staff and faculty. Let's have a look at a few of the Professors Emeriti!

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Old Demons of the First Class
Here is another excerpt from the notebook of a student detailing the progress of some promising linguistic research. We truly hope that material like this properly conveys the daily student experience...
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April 20, 2024 at 11:04 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
Take your literary criticism from "the death of the author" to "the afterlife of the author" with this student paper at The House of Forbidden Knowledge!

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A Xenolinguistic Analysis of a Few Lines of Ancient Verse
Here's another typical preliminary paper from a first-year student working on a core course assignment. Its roughness should not be expected to exemplify the standards we demand from finished work.
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April 10, 2024 at 11:10 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
A solar eclipse means it's a new moon, and a new moon means it's time for the new moonthly study guide.

You know what to do!

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Monthly Study Guide - April, 2024
New to the academy? We're well aware how confusing it can be. Every month we'll post a study guide to make sure you don't miss a thing! After all, you know the penalty for failing out. Don't risk it!
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April 8, 2024 at 8:35 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
Here's your chance to finally get a look at a typical class assignment at The House of Forbidden Knowledge!

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Wet Specimen
Here's a typical sample of class notes from the notebooks of a typical student working on a typical first-year assignment. Assume that any derangement or desperation you detect is also typical.
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March 29, 2024 at 10:16 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
Interested in furthering your education but don't know if our school is the best choice for you? Let us share some stories of the student experience from the students themselves!

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This Waking Nightmare
The first in a series of student testimonials about life on campus and the general academic experience
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March 3, 2024 at 11:26 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
The accelerated classes haven't been pleasant for anyone, but it seems like the nightmare is over...?

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Normal Pace of Classes to Resume, Holiday Declared
Yet another important announcement regarding the delivery of curriculum and the contractual obligations of the faculty and student bodies. Acceptance of this change upon receipt is assumed.
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January 24, 2024 at 10:11 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
Foul language is one thing, but what about actually cursing? Do you know how? Class is now in session!

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The Curse—An Aficionado's Introduction
One of the students is assigned the task of giving an introductory lesson in Curses as penance for a minor infraction. The author listed is "Elmer Sobev" for some reason, but there is no such student.
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January 23, 2024 at 10:08 AM
xalieri.bsky.social
It's the new moon! That means it's time for the moonthly study guide from You Know Where!

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Monthly Study Guide - January, 2024
New to the academy? We're well aware how confusing it can be. Every month we'll post a study guide to make sure you don't miss a thing! After all, you know the penalty for failing out. Don't risk it!
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January 11, 2024 at 12:16 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
There's a new announcement that affects your schedule, so listen up!

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Give Lecture, Abuse They Students, Growl, Grade Papers, Eat Hot Chip and Lie
An important announcement regarding the delivery of curriculum and the contractual obligations of the faculty and student bodies. Acceptance of this change in circumstances upon receipt is assumed.
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January 8, 2024 at 12:18 PM
xalieri.bsky.social
School is back in session.

Time to learn to read the signs!

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Spex
The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Adjunct Professor of Auguries provides some introductory material to beginners interested in various methodologies of divination and market research.
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January 5, 2024 at 10:47 AM