#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Dick Emery: Do you realise what you're doing? You are obstructing a postman in the execution of his duty......

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
November 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Tony:  Why didn't you confide in me?

Sid: No, it would have been too embarrassing, you'd only laugh.

Tony: I wouldn't laugh, what sort of person do you think I am.......

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
October 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Tony:  Why didn't you confide in me?

Sid: No, it would have been too embarrassing, you'd only laugh.

Tony: I wouldn't laugh, what sort of person do you think I am.......

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
July 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Drinka-pinta-milka day!

🎵Coughs and sneezes spread diseases

Catch them in your handkerchief 🎵

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
June 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Tony: I suppose I must lead what the social workers call a full life. The world is my oyster! I can dip in & have a basinful of anywhere I fancy. Ooh, these headphones don't half make your ears hot. Dear oh dear, like two braised chops under there they are!

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
May 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hullo, those blue tits have been at my milk bottle again. Me gold top, pecked to ribbons it is. Must have beaks like pneumatic drills, some of 'em. I will not have great feathered heads stuck in my milk bottles guzzling the cream!

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
May 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Tony: You've overstepped yourself, sir, I shall be forced to ask you to step outside and give me satisfaction!

#TheLift
#Masterclass
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
April 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Tony: What did you just switch off?

#TheEconomyDrive #FridayNightWasHancockNight
April 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Tony: The only person who could have done these murders is the man sitting over there, so saying Johnny Oxford pointed at...........men are you skinny!

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Tony: I wouldn't laugh, what sort of a person do you think I am, Sid? I'm an intelligent and understanding human being, I wouldn't dream of laughing at somebody else's troubles. Now, come on, I'm far too sensitive, what's it all about?.......

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
October 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sid: Come on, come on, tell me. Who dunnit then?

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
August 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Drinka-pinta-milka day!

🎵Coughs and sneezes spread diseases

Catch them in your handkerchief 🎵

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
August 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sid: This little bit of rubbish shouldn't take very long, then with a bit of luck we'll all get some kip.......

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
#Masterclass
#SidJames
August 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tony:  Why didn't you confide in me?

Sid: No, it would have been too embarrassing, you'd only laugh.

Tony: I wouldn't laugh, what sort of person do you think I am.......

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
July 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Drinka-pinta-milka day!

🎵Coughs and sneezes spread diseases

Catch them in your handkerchief 🎵

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
July 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hullo, those blue tits have been at my milk bottle again. Me gold top, pecked to ribbons it is. Must have beaks like pneumatic drills, some of 'em. I will not have great feathered heads stuck in my milk bottles guzzling the cream!

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
June 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sid: Come on, come on, tell me. Who dunnit then?

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
June 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Nice man that, what a very nice man. Very intelligent, good conversationalist, cut above the type you meet down at the pub. A very nice man........................

......... He's walked off with my wine gums!

#TheBloodDonor
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
May 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I suppose I must lead what the social workers call a full life. The world is my oyster! I can dip in and have a basinful of anywhere I fancy. Ooh, these headphones don't half make your ears hot. Dear oh dear, like two braised chops under there they are!

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
March 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nurse: You'll be perfectly alright, Dr McTaggart is an excellent doctor.

Tony: Dr McTaggart? He's a Scotsman! Oh that's fine! They're all good doctors, Scotsmen. Yes, like engineers, you know. It's the porridge that does it!

#FridayNightWasHancockNight
December 13, 2024 at 8:39 PM