Several days, countless tense emails, and one IRL tantrum later (during which coworker B literally stomped her foot saying “NO, NO, NO!”) and it’s decided that *I* will portion the eventual fruit bowl into cups— with little red golf flags on them.
This is now known office-wide as Fruitgate 🚩
April 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Several days, countless tense emails, and one IRL tantrum later (during which coworker B literally stomped her foot saying “NO, NO, NO!”) and it’s decided that *I* will portion the eventual fruit bowl into cups— with little red golf flags on them.