You know I’m gonna be running around saying “Fuckbagel Fuckbagel Fuckbagel!”
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You know I’m gonna be running around saying “Fuckbagel Fuckbagel Fuckbagel!”
Every spell, every ritual, every intention is an offering of time, of life, of breath. What you do today shapes the #magick of tomorrow. Make it count. #witchmadness #witchessupportingwitches #witchcommunity #fuckbagel #lovewitch
March 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Every spell, every ritual, every intention is an offering of time, of life, of breath. What you do today shapes the #magick of tomorrow. Make it count. #witchmadness #witchessupportingwitches #witchcommunity #fuckbagel #lovewitch
#Witches lift each other up, share wisdom, and build power together. Those who just #hex, gossip, and complain? Their #magick will never touch the depth of a well-practiced, well-rooted #Witch. #communitymatters #fuckbagel #noteverywitch #witchestogether
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
#Witches lift each other up, share wisdom, and build power together. Those who just #hex, gossip, and complain? Their #magick will never touch the depth of a well-practiced, well-rooted #Witch. #communitymatters #fuckbagel #noteverywitch #witchestogether
I love this! 💜
I do love my everything bagel! And what cool and fun way to learn on chaos magic!
Keep Calm be a #FuckBagel 🥯
#witchmadness #witchsky #chaosmagic
I do love my everything bagel! And what cool and fun way to learn on chaos magic!
Keep Calm be a #FuckBagel 🥯
#witchmadness #witchsky #chaosmagic
What's the phrase? Reclaiming My... #Magick is everything. Some #witches try to police it—but I prefer to season it. 🥯✨ Introducing: The Everything Bagel: A Witch’s Guide to Making Magic Out of Chaos—spells, sass, and the ultimate #Fuckbagel Charm #witchmadness #pagansky
The Everything Bagel: A Witch's Guide to Making Magic Out of Chaos — Michael Blackthorn
Post by Michael Blackthorn
buymeacoffee.com
March 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I love this! 💜
I do love my everything bagel! And what cool and fun way to learn on chaos magic!
Keep Calm be a #FuckBagel 🥯
#witchmadness #witchsky #chaosmagic
I do love my everything bagel! And what cool and fun way to learn on chaos magic!
Keep Calm be a #FuckBagel 🥯
#witchmadness #witchsky #chaosmagic
A #Witch knows: power is in accountability. When you’re wrong, own it. Apologize, learn, evolve. Defensiveness blocks growth. #Magick flows freely in those who know how to wield both power and humility. #witchmadness totes #fuckbagel behavior lol IYKYK. #foxfireclub #gaywitch #witchcommunity
March 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A #Witch knows: power is in accountability. When you’re wrong, own it. Apologize, learn, evolve. Defensiveness blocks growth. #Magick flows freely in those who know how to wield both power and humility. #witchmadness totes #fuckbagel behavior lol IYKYK. #foxfireclub #gaywitch #witchcommunity
Fuckbagel
a black and white photo of a little girl smiling .
Alt: a black and white photo of a little girl smiling .
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February 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fuckbagel
"fuckbagel" is my safe word
April 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"fuckbagel" is my safe word
Some fuckbagel with a username of 'Waffle (randon numbers)" blocked me. I guess they were a Lindsey Graham fan.
Oh well. . . favor returned.
#SocialMedia
Oh well. . . favor returned.
#SocialMedia
July 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Some fuckbagel with a username of 'Waffle (randon numbers)" blocked me. I guess they were a Lindsey Graham fan.
Oh well. . . favor returned.
#SocialMedia
Oh well. . . favor returned.
#SocialMedia
Raise a #Witch Up
Encourage. Empower. Remind them of their #magick. Words shape reality—yours & theirs. Put insecurities to rest, affirm their worth, and be the flame in a world that too often tries to dim the fire. 🖤 #witchmadness #pagansky #witches #noteverywitch #coven #circle #fuckbagel behavior
Encourage. Empower. Remind them of their #magick. Words shape reality—yours & theirs. Put insecurities to rest, affirm their worth, and be the flame in a world that too often tries to dim the fire. 🖤 #witchmadness #pagansky #witches #noteverywitch #coven #circle #fuckbagel behavior
March 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Raise a #Witch Up
Encourage. Empower. Remind them of their #magick. Words shape reality—yours & theirs. Put insecurities to rest, affirm their worth, and be the flame in a world that too often tries to dim the fire. 🖤 #witchmadness #pagansky #witches #noteverywitch #coven #circle #fuckbagel behavior
Encourage. Empower. Remind them of their #magick. Words shape reality—yours & theirs. Put insecurities to rest, affirm their worth, and be the flame in a world that too often tries to dim the fire. 🖤 #witchmadness #pagansky #witches #noteverywitch #coven #circle #fuckbagel behavior
#Witches, Jump right in. Two feet in. If your spirit is calling, don’t wait for permission. Cast the spell, start the practice, take the risk. Who cares if it’s perfect? The real #magick is in doing. #witchinmotion #witchmadness #hexling #fuckbagel #laughwitch
March 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#Witches, Jump right in. Two feet in. If your spirit is calling, don’t wait for permission. Cast the spell, start the practice, take the risk. Who cares if it’s perfect? The real #magick is in doing. #witchinmotion #witchmadness #hexling #fuckbagel #laughwitch
You can't help others if your cups are empty and you don't replenish them.
There is a reason the flight attendant tells us to put on your breathing mask first before you put it on your child.
But there always has to be that one fuckbagel. . .
#occultsky
There is a reason the flight attendant tells us to put on your breathing mask first before you put it on your child.
But there always has to be that one fuckbagel. . .
#occultsky
February 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You can't help others if your cups are empty and you don't replenish them.
There is a reason the flight attendant tells us to put on your breathing mask first before you put it on your child.
But there always has to be that one fuckbagel. . .
#occultsky
There is a reason the flight attendant tells us to put on your breathing mask first before you put it on your child.
But there always has to be that one fuckbagel. . .
#occultsky
I am writing today for a project and artistic outlet using my #witchcraft as an extension of who I am.. here is a piece I did in 2019, dealing with the church and my #BPD using my barber as my model who was happy to help me! #witchmadness #queerart #queerwitch #gayculture #gayart #cinema #fuckbagel
March 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am writing today for a project and artistic outlet using my #witchcraft as an extension of who I am.. here is a piece I did in 2019, dealing with the church and my #BPD using my barber as my model who was happy to help me! #witchmadness #queerart #queerwitch #gayculture #gayart #cinema #fuckbagel
What's the phrase? Reclaiming My... #Magick is everything. Some #witches try to police it—but I prefer to season it. 🥯✨ Introducing: The Everything Bagel: A Witch’s Guide to Making Magic Out of Chaos—spells, sass, and the ultimate #Fuckbagel Charm #witchmadness #pagansky
The Everything Bagel: A Witch's Guide to Making Magic Out of Chaos — Michael Blackthorn
Post by Michael Blackthorn
buymeacoffee.com
March 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What's the phrase? Reclaiming My... #Magick is everything. Some #witches try to police it—but I prefer to season it. 🥯✨ Introducing: The Everything Bagel: A Witch’s Guide to Making Magic Out of Chaos—spells, sass, and the ultimate #Fuckbagel Charm #witchmadness #pagansky
You follow this, and you'll do fine instead of being a book banning fuckbagel.
"But, Matthew, what is "acting right" when it comes to books?"
Here's a handy guide adapted from Ranganathan:
1. Every book its reader
2. Every reader its book
3. Don't like a book, don't read it
4. Let other people read what they want
5. Libraries are for everyone
Here's a handy guide adapted from Ranganathan:
1. Every book its reader
2. Every reader its book
3. Don't like a book, don't read it
4. Let other people read what they want
5. Libraries are for everyone
August 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You follow this, and you'll do fine instead of being a book banning fuckbagel.
Because being a witch for me isn’t performative, it’s part of who I am, I will not be participating in the #witchmaddness trend. Also because the creator is madly in love with AI and decided to be a fuckbagel. #Witchsky
February 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Because being a witch for me isn’t performative, it’s part of who I am, I will not be participating in the #witchmaddness trend. Also because the creator is madly in love with AI and decided to be a fuckbagel. #Witchsky
No spell, no power, no wealth means a thing—
If your actions lack honor.
#Magick is not in what you claim—
It is in how you wield it, how you treat others,
And how your spirit stands when tested.
#witches #coven #witchmadness #gaysunited #fuckbagel
If your actions lack honor.
#Magick is not in what you claim—
It is in how you wield it, how you treat others,
And how your spirit stands when tested.
#witches #coven #witchmadness #gaysunited #fuckbagel
March 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No spell, no power, no wealth means a thing—
If your actions lack honor.
#Magick is not in what you claim—
It is in how you wield it, how you treat others,
And how your spirit stands when tested.
#witches #coven #witchmadness #gaysunited #fuckbagel
If your actions lack honor.
#Magick is not in what you claim—
It is in how you wield it, how you treat others,
And how your spirit stands when tested.
#witches #coven #witchmadness #gaysunited #fuckbagel
All the credit for fuckbagel goes to @bloodravenlib.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
All the credit for fuckbagel goes to @bloodravenlib.bsky.social
The first step in #Witchcraft is deciding you won’t stay stuck. Change is the nature of the craft. A #Witch moves, shifts, grows. Stagnation? That’s for those who fear their own power. #witchmadness #witchestogether Some things only a #fuckbagel would know. Reclaim your narrative, take it all back.
March 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The first step in #Witchcraft is deciding you won’t stay stuck. Change is the nature of the craft. A #Witch moves, shifts, grows. Stagnation? That’s for those who fear their own power. #witchmadness #witchestogether Some things only a #fuckbagel would know. Reclaim your narrative, take it all back.
That user name is probably the first hint for a fuckbagel deserving an automatic block.
#MyBlockIsQuick
#MyBlockIsQuick
February 23, 2026 at 7:13 PM
That user name is probably the first hint for a fuckbagel deserving an automatic block.
#MyBlockIsQuick
#MyBlockIsQuick
Used in a sentence: Pretty much every member of the GOP #PartyOfStupid is an agnorant fuckbagel.
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Used in a sentence: Pretty much every member of the GOP #PartyOfStupid is an agnorant fuckbagel.
ok great, so you're a fascist fuckbagel all of your own free will. you're fucking up the lives of those 800000 wisconsinnites deliberately, willfully, voluntarily.
noted.
noted.
Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) is indeed a little bitch
July 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ok great, so you're a fascist fuckbagel all of your own free will. you're fucking up the lives of those 800000 wisconsinnites deliberately, willfully, voluntarily.
noted.
noted.
And speaking of fuckbagel #Christians who think their rules should apply to everyone else. Eff that shit, don't like the public school, either put your kids in a private school or homeschool and STFU. (e)
June 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
And speaking of fuckbagel #Christians who think their rules should apply to everyone else. Eff that shit, don't like the public school, either put your kids in a private school or homeschool and STFU. (e)
Sadly I can’t take credit for fuckbagel. That was all @bloodravenlib.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sadly I can’t take credit for fuckbagel. That was all @bloodravenlib.bsky.social
Not really my thing either. Fuckbagel is a really good word. I'm going to work it into the conversation when I meet the new neighbors.
February 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not really my thing either. Fuckbagel is a really good word. I'm going to work it into the conversation when I meet the new neighbors.
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#SocialMedia
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kitty of doom
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Some fuckbagel or other
You get the idea.
#SocialMedia
Bluesky feed is like
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cute kitty!
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cute kitty!
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October 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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kitty of doom
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[doomed adult content]
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Someone's art promo
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Some fuckbagel or other
You get the idea.
#SocialMedia
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kitty of doom
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[doomed adult content]
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Someone's art promo
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Some fuckbagel or other
You get the idea.
#SocialMedia