#FuckSmith
it's like "Fucksmith recommends you make glue pizza" but at scale and on purpose
June 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.
May 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
As a disabled Albertan, I have lived in a hostile environment since the UCP took power #abpoli #ableg #FuckTheUCP #FuckSmith
Over the ten years, Premier Smith claims Alberta faced a hostile federal government, oil and gas production doubled, and Ottawa poured tens of billions into energy infrastructure. The tolerance of her big lie is almost as remarkable as the lie itself. https://ow.ly/Fl7950ZRRaq
September 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Who ever still supports the UCP can go and fuck off 🤬 #FuckTheUCP #FuckSmith
August 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not just some guy, but some guy named FUCKSMITH. Fucksmith! Google AI was like, "Hold on, important cheese question here, lemme dig deeeeep into the archives and ask the expert, the OG, the Neil DeGrasse Tyson of cheeses: our boy, Fucksmith."
May 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
~Reminds me of Danielle Smith. They have so much in common.

#FuckTrump and #FuckSmith, too.
February 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
as a fucksmith I don't have autofill enabled because filling gaps is *my* job
May 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
August 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is the woman who cries over oil and pipelines but doesn't give a dam about the two individuals on AISH who killed themselves over changes to adap #ableg #abpoli #FuckSmith #FuckTheUCP
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social
We have not forgotten. Crying because you heard sad stories in AB? There are sad stories all over 🇨🇦. You felt sorry for anti-vaxers? People died! You feel for people who can’t buy a home? You’re willing to cede 1st Nations land. #ABPoli #CdnPoli Oil is not the future!
September 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I dream of the day I can write a title like "Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue"
May 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
congratulations to fucksmith on laying low the entirety of Google Inc
June 1, 2024 at 10:14 PM
"Skilled artisanal fucksmith" is particularly genius in that it contains "anal."

No notes.
July 6, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Immigrants I've met are some of the nicest people, so Danielle Smith and the separatists can go fuck off. #abpoli #ableg #FuckTheUCP #FuckSmith
Immigrants Are Alberta's Advantage
Premier Danielle Smith is scapegoating immigrants to hide her own failures. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #NoToTheNine
September 27, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I'm always happy to take on NSFW commissions because I respect deeply the boundless creative energy easily horned up people have

That shit don't do anything for me. I'm like the Fucksmith from Oglaf, I need a narrative.
May 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Can't wait to continue being told to put glue in my pizza sauce by Fucksmith
December 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
May 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
And yet Fucksmith has not seen a dime from this
May 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
It's time for Danielle Smith and the UCP to go and FUCK OFF 🤬 #FuckTheUCP #FuckSmith #yeg #yyc #yql #abpoli #ableg
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Smith consistently demonstrates clear hostility towards individuals with disabilities. Her actions are malicious, and she must be removed. #cdnpoli #yeg #yyc #yql #FuckTheUCP #FuckSmith #abpoli #ableg
Smith on disability today...

"Whether a person is disabled does not create a limitation in what they can do and whether they can work"

And...

"For those who are severely handicapped, I think there's such obvious indicators there"

#abpoli #ableg
April 19, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Don't forget the money that @daniellesmithab.bsky.social is taking away from disabled Albertans #abpoli #ableg #yeg #yyc #yql #FuckTheUCP #FuckSmith
I do hope that someone smarter than me in #ableg adds up how much money the UCP has wasted
I want to be prepared for when the budget drops and Smith tells us that we can't afford healthcare or education
Never mind that rich corporations pay less tax than the lowest paid private citizen
#abpoli
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The UCP are a bunch of fucking idiots who don't believe in science 🤬 #cdnpoli #yeg #yyc #yql #abpoli #ableg #FuckTheUCP #FuckSmith
So...

Can we talk about the fact that the Alberta Government has apparently banned COVID-vaccines for kids 12 and under?

(Unless they have a serious health condition)

This is in direct contradiction with the NACI guidelines.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
When I ended up living in my car in 2024 #Nenshi was the only person that helped & he wasn't even the leader of the NDP yet!! That speaks volumes!! #FuckSmith & #FuckTheUCP
February 26, 2026 at 9:51 PM