#FutureMAGA
October 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*pulling on a heater while mainlining trans fats*
“Ain’t no freedom no more. I ain’t wearin’ no seatbelt.”

#FutureMaga
SOON …

The GOP: “In order to make cars more affordable to the average American, we will be eliminating the seatbelt mandate. Then Americans will have the freedom to go flying through their windshields.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM