#GÖD
Hi, I’m God.

Vaccines save lives.

Love,

God
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
God wept.
December 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Hi, I’m God.

Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.

Love,

God
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Oh my God
August 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“God damn them all.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Thank God for Bluesky
October 17, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I’m God.

Healthcare is a human right.

Love,

God
May 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
my god
June 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
god damn he's cooking
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hi, I’m God.

Sorry to be so political on main but I’m sick and tired of this fascism shit, medammit.

Thanks for letting God vent,

God
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
oh my god
May 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Hi, I’m God.

Healthcare should be free.

Love,

God
November 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
September 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
God bless Canada!
Canada Posts Giant Billboards in 10 Red States
God bless Canada!
www.thegodpodcast.com
March 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thank god for dogs
November 18, 2024 at 2:49 AM
my god
TRUMP: Did you see the story about my uncle?

TIME: The one who taught at MIT?

TRUMP: I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest.
October 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
God bless Representative Al Greene!
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Now we’re cooking!

Thank you for doing something, @schatz.bsky.social.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My god. My god.
Oh fucking hell.
God.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hi, I’m God.

Tax churches.

Love,

God
November 26, 2024 at 8:19 PM
My god
July 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My god…
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hi, I’m God.

Keep your butt clean.

Love,

God
November 26, 2024 at 1:18 AM
God at His computer
September 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM