Seahawks defense better put belt to ass against these fraud ass Patriots
GEQBUS Darnold please save us
GEQBUS Darnold please save us
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Seahawks defense better put belt to ass against these fraud ass Patriots
GEQBUS Darnold please save us
GEQBUS Darnold please save us
You know we're calling him "GEQBUS"
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You know we're calling him "GEQBUS"
BETS FOR THE BIG GAME
If the Patriots win, I will draw the Rise of Skywalker moment “Somehow the Patriots returned”
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS, mission accomplished
If the Patriots win, I will draw the Rise of Skywalker moment “Somehow the Patriots returned”
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS, mission accomplished
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
BETS FOR THE BIG GAME
If the Patriots win, I will draw the Rise of Skywalker moment “Somehow the Patriots returned”
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS, mission accomplished
If the Patriots win, I will draw the Rise of Skywalker moment “Somehow the Patriots returned”
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS, mission accomplished
GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE FASCIST TERROR ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE FASCIST TERROR ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE FASCIST TERROR ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE FASCIST TERROR ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
FORGOT TO POST DA BETS
If the Vikings win, I will draw Governor Stafford conceding the race to GEQBUS
If the Rams win, I will draw Cooper Kupp and Puca Nacua breakdancing while Addison and Jefferson look on sadly
If the Vikings win, I will draw Governor Stafford conceding the race to GEQBUS
If the Rams win, I will draw Cooper Kupp and Puca Nacua breakdancing while Addison and Jefferson look on sadly
January 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
FORGOT TO POST DA BETS
If the Vikings win, I will draw Governor Stafford conceding the race to GEQBUS
If the Rams win, I will draw Cooper Kupp and Puca Nacua breakdancing while Addison and Jefferson look on sadly
If the Vikings win, I will draw Governor Stafford conceding the race to GEQBUS
If the Rams win, I will draw Cooper Kupp and Puca Nacua breakdancing while Addison and Jefferson look on sadly
He's the GEQBUS for a reason
November 28, 2024 at 7:39 AM
He's the GEQBUS for a reason
SEAHAWKS @ STEELERS
The Seahawks offense did not spark joy.
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS stomping on Rodgers’ pierogies.
The Seahawks offense did not spark joy.
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS stomping on Rodgers’ pierogies.
September 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
SEAHAWKS @ STEELERS
The Seahawks offense did not spark joy.
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS stomping on Rodgers’ pierogies.
The Seahawks offense did not spark joy.
If the Seahawks win, I will draw The GEQBUS stomping on Rodgers’ pierogies.
November 18, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Are You Doubting the One and Only GEQBUS? SAD!
September 25, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Are You Doubting the One and Only GEQBUS? SAD!
TEXANS @ VIKINGS
Maybe I just want more chances to draw The GEQBUS.
If the Vikings win, I will draw THE GEQBUS on the campaign trail
Maybe I just want more chances to draw The GEQBUS.
If the Vikings win, I will draw THE GEQBUS on the campaign trail
September 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
TEXANS @ VIKINGS
Maybe I just want more chances to draw The GEQBUS.
If the Vikings win, I will draw THE GEQBUS on the campaign trail
Maybe I just want more chances to draw The GEQBUS.
If the Vikings win, I will draw THE GEQBUS on the campaign trail
Okay, so I've done more research and this is a Dune-inspired Reddit meme from r/the_Darnold wherein he is referred to as GEQBUS or "God Emperor QB of the United States"
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Okay, so I've done more research and this is a Dune-inspired Reddit meme from r/the_Darnold wherein he is referred to as GEQBUS or "God Emperor QB of the United States"
>mfw swept by the GEQBUS
December 30, 2024 at 6:00 AM
>mfw swept by the GEQBUS
I searched for Rashid Shaheed nickname, assuming people call him like "Speed Shaheed" or whatever, but the AI slop is always a pleasure to read
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I searched for Rashid Shaheed nickname, assuming people call him like "Speed Shaheed" or whatever, but the AI slop is always a pleasure to read
LOL!
OUR GEQBUS HAS BEEN SPOTTED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HIS ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. IT TAKES A LOT OF BRAVERY FOR HIM TO SHOW US HE IS A MAN LIKE US. WE SHOULD BANDAGE OUR EARS IN SOLIDARITY WITH OUR GEQBUS AND MAKE THIS A FASHION STATEMENT. HE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR US, SAMERICA.
OUR GEQBUS HAS BEEN SPOTTED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HIS ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. IT TAKES A LOT OF BRAVERY FOR HIM TO SHOW US HE IS A MAN LIKE US. WE SHOULD BANDAGE OUR EARS IN SOLIDARITY WITH OUR GEQBUS AND MAKE THIS A FASHION STATEMENT. HE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR US, SAMERICA.
September 27, 2026 at 5:01 AM
LOL!
OUR GEQBUS HAS BEEN SPOTTED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HIS ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. IT TAKES A LOT OF BRAVERY FOR HIM TO SHOW US HE IS A MAN LIKE US. WE SHOULD BANDAGE OUR EARS IN SOLIDARITY WITH OUR GEQBUS AND MAKE THIS A FASHION STATEMENT. HE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR US, SAMERICA.
OUR GEQBUS HAS BEEN SPOTTED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HIS ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. IT TAKES A LOT OF BRAVERY FOR HIM TO SHOW US HE IS A MAN LIKE US. WE SHOULD BANDAGE OUR EARS IN SOLIDARITY WITH OUR GEQBUS AND MAKE THIS A FASHION STATEMENT. HE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR US, SAMERICA.
that’s “GEQBUS” sam darnold to you
December 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
that’s “GEQBUS” sam darnold to you
The GEQBUS is as healthy as he can be 🫡
April 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The GEQBUS is as healthy as he can be 🫡
SAM DARNOLD GEQBUS!!!!
Congrats Jets! You drafted a Super Bowl winning Quarterback!
Congrats Jets! You drafted a Super Bowl winning Quarterback!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
SAM DARNOLD GEQBUS!!!!
Congrats Jets! You drafted a Super Bowl winning Quarterback!
Congrats Jets! You drafted a Super Bowl winning Quarterback!
GEQBUS 🫡
Congrats to Sam Darnold, who made the NFL Top 100 Players for the first time in his career: shwks.com/as2x5wqu
Sam Darnold Named To NFL Top 100 Players Of 2025
Seahawks quarterback Sam Darnold makes the NFL’s Top 100 Players of 2025 list.
shwks.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
GEQBUS 🫡
TONIGHTS BETS
BEARS BAD. VIKINGS GOOD. END OF COMMENTARY.
If the Bears win, I will draw Smokey the Bear eating Sam Darnold at his GEQBUS rally
What a terrible way to end the week. Falcons I guess.
If the Raiders win, I will draw Desmond Ridder as Desmond Thiccer
BEARS BAD. VIKINGS GOOD. END OF COMMENTARY.
If the Bears win, I will draw Smokey the Bear eating Sam Darnold at his GEQBUS rally
What a terrible way to end the week. Falcons I guess.
If the Raiders win, I will draw Desmond Ridder as Desmond Thiccer
December 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
TONIGHTS BETS
BEARS BAD. VIKINGS GOOD. END OF COMMENTARY.
If the Bears win, I will draw Smokey the Bear eating Sam Darnold at his GEQBUS rally
What a terrible way to end the week. Falcons I guess.
If the Raiders win, I will draw Desmond Ridder as Desmond Thiccer
BEARS BAD. VIKINGS GOOD. END OF COMMENTARY.
If the Bears win, I will draw Smokey the Bear eating Sam Darnold at his GEQBUS rally
What a terrible way to end the week. Falcons I guess.
If the Raiders win, I will draw Desmond Ridder as Desmond Thiccer
