Evergreen tweet from glibc
fuck you
best feature of go: no libc
May 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Evergreen tweet from glibc
i hate depending on glibc
September 25, 2026 at 6:56 AM
i hate depending on glibc
gdb (girl's debugger)
gcc (girl's compiler collection)
glibc (girl's C library)
gobject (girl's object)
gtk (girl's toolkit)
gcc (girl's compiler collection)
glibc (girl's C library)
gobject (girl's object)
gtk (girl's toolkit)
March 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
gdb (girl's debugger)
gcc (girl's compiler collection)
glibc (girl's C library)
gobject (girl's object)
gtk (girl's toolkit)
gcc (girl's compiler collection)
glibc (girl's C library)
gobject (girl's object)
gtk (girl's toolkit)
two hours and one custom discord client later...
February 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
two hours and one custom discord client later...
rewrite glibc in rust
“New Glibc Flaw Grants Attackers Root Access on Major Linux Distros”
It is 7am on a Monday and this is my pre-emotive ‘what a week, eh?’
It is 7am on a Monday and this is my pre-emotive ‘what a week, eh?’
February 4, 2024 at 8:10 PM
rewrite glibc in rust
Glibc had already hurt me in every way possible. I'm not afraid anymore
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Glibc had already hurt me in every way possible. I'm not afraid anymore
I don’t think C should be so glib.
It’s time for Linux distros to replace glibc with SincereC or EarnestC.
It’s time for Linux distros to replace glibc with SincereC or EarnestC.
June 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I don’t think C should be so glib.
It’s time for Linux distros to replace glibc with SincereC or EarnestC.
It’s time for Linux distros to replace glibc with SincereC or EarnestC.
what version of glibc are you running
September 4, 2024 at 11:27 PM
what version of glibc are you running
Sigh.
Wanted to test out some stuff in PCSX Redux.
GLIBC version is too old.
Realized OS is out of date so tried updating.
It replaced my DE.
Everything is fucked up.
Cmake doesn't work.
Godot locks up when my LFS plugin tries to refresh
Chrome won't open.
...
GLIBC version is still too old.
Wanted to test out some stuff in PCSX Redux.
GLIBC version is too old.
Realized OS is out of date so tried updating.
It replaced my DE.
Everything is fucked up.
Cmake doesn't work.
Godot locks up when my LFS plugin tries to refresh
Chrome won't open.
...
GLIBC version is still too old.
September 27, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Sigh.
Wanted to test out some stuff in PCSX Redux.
GLIBC version is too old.
Realized OS is out of date so tried updating.
It replaced my DE.
Everything is fucked up.
Cmake doesn't work.
Godot locks up when my LFS plugin tries to refresh
Chrome won't open.
...
GLIBC version is still too old.
Wanted to test out some stuff in PCSX Redux.
GLIBC version is too old.
Realized OS is out of date so tried updating.
It replaced my DE.
Everything is fucked up.
Cmake doesn't work.
Godot locks up when my LFS plugin tries to refresh
Chrome won't open.
...
GLIBC version is still too old.
Any good write-ups on performance improvements across glibc versions? I.e., what kind of lift can you expect when bumping your glibc version?
December 24, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Any good write-ups on performance improvements across glibc versions? I.e., what kind of lift can you expect when bumping your glibc version?
Imagine being a fox, rolling around in the snow, not knowing anything about glibc internals, perfectly content….
May 23, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Imagine being a fox, rolling around in the snow, not knowing anything about glibc internals, perfectly content….
The g in glibc stands for gangster
fuck you
best feature of go: no libc
May 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The g in glibc stands for gangster
samuel can you see if he needs to update glibc
June 5, 2024 at 8:17 PM
samuel can you see if he needs to update glibc
Dividing my life into the time before and after I knew what glibc was
November 11, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Dividing my life into the time before and after I knew what glibc was
idk man it could also mean i messed up glibc
certainties of life:
• death
• taxes
• if a raspberry Pi is acting weird it's a bad sd card
• death
• taxes
• if a raspberry Pi is acting weird it's a bad sd card
October 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
idk man it could also mean i messed up glibc
the worst thing about linux is glibc
April 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
the worst thing about linux is glibc
mark ask shreyan about glibc
June 10, 2024 at 5:23 PM
mark ask shreyan about glibc
i hope a glibc upgrade takes this from your pds
November 27, 2024 at 9:11 PM
i hope a glibc upgrade takes this from your pds
glibc stands for "Good Luck - Inexistent Binary Compatibility"
April 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
glibc stands for "Good Luck - Inexistent Binary Compatibility"
it's "glibc" + (last working version)
June 2, 2024 at 2:24 AM
it's "glibc" + (last working version)
honestly one of the most nuclear moments for me was glibc getting updated and breaking discord lol
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
honestly one of the most nuclear moments for me was glibc getting updated and breaking discord lol