#GLOBALS
I have been reminded that recast times and off globals are faster in Evolved so fuck it i'll take it
Well not the faster GCD but the rest of it
May 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
scrubbed all dangerous globals from the environment, i see
September 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Upbeat reports on cask beer sales while globals shutter breweries

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@simontheakston.bsky.social
July 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I need to start public shaming companies and projects that still patch globals in 2026. Nothing speaks of myopic, juvenile API design like mutating things you don't own.

Look, one of the alternatives from me, for free:
September 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
We’re all in Freeports run by the globals now, eh?
The Norwegian sovereign wealth fund (NBIM) lent Meta money so that they could build this Louisiana data center.
August 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
*looking through ghidra output*
these bozos use a bunch of global variables called shit like DAT_08045420. everyone knows globals are bad
May 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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🌐 Story globals
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June 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This asshat separated us from our main trading bloc, impoverished us & would create a serf class of workers for US globals
This is pretty much the only post anyone should need to understand that Farage is a traitor, a conman and a populist simpleton who must *never* be given power.
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Mismatched versions of crates that rely on static globals to work correctly.

Opentelemetry is a notorious offender.
January 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
spent ages last night trying to figure out why my hacky way of making globals embedded in my assembly's binary position independent wasn't working

it was because i wasn't calling the function -_-
August 31, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Turns out being promoted to the head of global sex trafficking apparatus does little to dispel your fears about the globals sex trafficking apparatus.
July 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fuck I'm changing Globals to Globalos from now on, it's too good
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
In Python, globals are fine.
- unpopular opinion

A “global” is just global to a module, so it’s not really global, it’s contained in the module namespace.

A module with functions and “global” data can be thought of as a singleton object in a lot of cases.

Chill on the no globals thing.
January 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
🇵🇸🌿🎞️De la infància a Palestina a la transició verda a Guinea: els impactes globals dels nous projectes becats de Lafede. Te'ls expliquem aquí #Devreporter #Eduglobal #ConnectforGlobalChange https://www.lafede.cat/impactes-globals-dels-nous-projectes-becats-de-lafede/
September 26, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Art x Uma! Globals #1 Open trainer (for 1 year and counting!)
Inks and colors his fave Ollie art piece from the Jollie Ollie Juggs weeek!

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August 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Turns out if you take the weights and tokenizer and directly materialized them to static globals at compile-time, inference gets very fast!

Very very fast!
April 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
As someone who is in an academic department that is positively pullulating with global talent, I would just like to note the gratuitous, excessive emotional and financial stress and strain suffered by talented globals in the context of swingeing visa regimes and hostile environments.
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Holy fuck WFTDA Globals is going to be in Malmö Sweden in 2026! It's finally happening! #derbytwitter
January 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And hey, I’ll give you some starting points even if we’re not mutuals.

In my view, the most important concepts you must know with Godot are:

- Understanding Scenes & Nodes
- Node Communication
- Signals
- Groups
- Autoloads/Globals

These, to me, are the universal fundamentals.
With the advent of Godot 4.6, I would like to once again extend the offer to teach any mutuals interested in getting started with the engine for their projects.

It is not hard — you can surely do it!!!
a drawing of a girl with white hair and a ponytail
Alt: Frieren crossing her arms looking smug about knowing how to use Godot
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January 27, 2026 at 11:17 AM
99 days until Fortnite Globals! 😗
May 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"L'edifici de normatives globals construït després de la II Guerra Mundial i de l'Holocaust s'està enfonsant com les runes fumejants de #Gaza, enterrades sota el silenci i la complicitat"
@mrkocnnll.bsky.social
December 23, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I like my autoload globals ^^"

#godot #gamedev #indiedev #LightSwitchSimulator
April 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM