#GOPJesus
GOPJesus

“Better not be any migrants in there”
November 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I just found this, GOP Jesus.

#ProudBlue #GOPJesus

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March 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I bought my Rapture ticket...my pastor sold it to me. $1000 is a steal to be with GOPJesus 🤪
April 8, 2026 at 10:31 AM
“In America, we worship this.” - My 8th-grade social studies teacher smacked a poster at the front of the classroom. This is why the Republican solution to gun violence involves more products (doors! guards! metal detectors!). #GOPJesus loves a shopping spree.
December 16, 2024 at 7:30 PM
GOPJesus said turning away immigrants is blessed as long as the obscenely rich don’t have to pay taxes. Amen.
May 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
BREAKING: A whistleblower says they have a copy of the Epstein Files that Pam Bondi had on her desk! Available soon!

If you have info, or a copy of the Trump Mentions Excel spreadsheet, contact me on encrypted signal (GOPJesus.01).

Anonymity guaranteed (unlike Hegseth’s chats.)
July 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A surreal poem about christian zionists and the profits of fascistic holy wars.

poem/collage: january 14th, 2025 ©

#Poetry
#WarPigs
#ClassWar
#Genocide
#GOPjesus
#Surrealism
#AntiCapitalism
#AntiReligioFascism
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Republican hypocrisy, the party of "God" believes it's ok to hate foreigners, kick them out of the court. Hate them if brown, you know, brown like Jesus. Ignoring the starving, the unhoused or starving child of God. Give the money that used to support them to the rich for more tax cuts. #GOPJesus
July 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Get rid of your NAZI MOBILE.

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GOP Jesus on Substack
"Elon Musk turned out to be kind of an asshole." Senator Mark Kelly wins the Internet today.
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March 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
That's GOPJesus right there. I'd recognize those sandals anywhere.
June 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
…kind of?”😂😂😂

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GOP Jesus on Substack
"Elon Musk turned out to be kind of an asshole." Senator Mark Kelly wins the Internet today.
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March 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I thought #GOPjesus said: How often you tase the least among you you make Him that much more giddy.
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
But wait.... What did Jesus really say? #WWJD #GOPJesus #RepublicanJesus
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May 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Senator Mark Kelly, “ “Elon is an asshole!”

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GOP Jesus on Substack
"Elon Musk turned out to be kind of an asshole." Senator Mark Kelly wins the Internet today.
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March 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Some dispense with the christianity and go straight for genocide. #GOPJesus
Michigan U.S. Rep. Tim Walberg said the solution in Gaza “should be like Nagasaki and Hiroshima” and said the U.S. “shouldn’t be spending a dime on humanitarian aid”
Michigan Republican congressman suggests nuking Gaza, ending humanitarian aid
“It should be like Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Get it over quick,
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March 30, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Oh no! Housing the poor?? That's not what GOPJesus would do!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
🖕 FUCK hateful, lying and greedy #GopJesus! 🚫🇺🇸✝️🖤
March 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Exactly.

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April 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Your GOD is a FRAUD...So sayeth the Lord, GOP Jesus...

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August 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Also known as “Evangelical Jesus” and “Jesus of the Religious Right”.

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June 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM