#GOPedophileProtector
I called my #GOPedophileprotector congressman from #redhellfl and told them they needed to invoke the #25thNOW because their president is insane!
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Vivek Ramalamadingdong is neck and neck with #ShadyVance and #LiddleMarco in the race to be the most unprincipled, ass-licking, dishonest #GOPedophileProtector.
September 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The woman in the black coat with the face mask? Marjorie Taylor Greene, thinking, "I'm getting the fuck away from these mindless #GOPedophiles!!"

The man in the jacket, with no enthusiasm or sense of rhythm? Every #GOPedophileProtector wondering how they're going to explain ...

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February 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Winner of the award for "Dumbest #GOPedophileProtector Dressed in a Repurposed Gingham Tablecloth."

"That's not a shit stain. It's from our BBQ ribs night last spring."
July 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Nothing like handing Democrats an additional *popular* reason to vote against a bill funding CBP and ICE.

I mean, Jesus H. Christ, these #GOPedophileProtector dimwits make a clown car look smart. Fucking ass-lickers.
April 27, 2026 at 10:29 PM