The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.
April 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.
This is a quote from the Gospels, right?
June 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
This is a quote from the Gospels, right?
Analysis | Seminarian James Talarico’s knowledge of the gospels and life of Jesus could leave him out of touch with Texas’s Evangelical Christians.
August 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Analysis | Seminarian James Talarico’s knowledge of the gospels and life of Jesus could leave him out of touch with Texas’s Evangelical Christians.
Shout out to Christians who actually read and internalize the Gospels
April 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Shout out to Christians who actually read and internalize the Gospels
Christian Gospels, ranked:
1) Synoptic Gospels
2) Gnostic Gospels (Sethianist)
3) Gnostic Gospels (Valentinian)
4) made up Jesus fanfic that children write in Sunday School
5) Gnostic Gospels (misc other)
Dishonorable mention: The Gospel of John
1) Synoptic Gospels
2) Gnostic Gospels (Sethianist)
3) Gnostic Gospels (Valentinian)
4) made up Jesus fanfic that children write in Sunday School
5) Gnostic Gospels (misc other)
Dishonorable mention: The Gospel of John
May 17, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Christian Gospels, ranked:
1) Synoptic Gospels
2) Gnostic Gospels (Sethianist)
3) Gnostic Gospels (Valentinian)
4) made up Jesus fanfic that children write in Sunday School
5) Gnostic Gospels (misc other)
Dishonorable mention: The Gospel of John
1) Synoptic Gospels
2) Gnostic Gospels (Sethianist)
3) Gnostic Gospels (Valentinian)
4) made up Jesus fanfic that children write in Sunday School
5) Gnostic Gospels (misc other)
Dishonorable mention: The Gospel of John
I hope he meets the Christ of the Gospels.
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June 16, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I hope he meets the Christ of the Gospels.
Mandatory Hail Mary's in every Southern public school. Plus the Apocrypha gospels as required reading.
June 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Mandatory Hail Mary's in every Southern public school. Plus the Apocrypha gospels as required reading.
i like how Dort has completely misunderstood the message of the Gospels
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
i like how Dort has completely misunderstood the message of the Gospels
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
Gospels first draft
Genuinely baffled at how many followers I have
January 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Gospels first draft
So many stories! My favorite part is Jesus shooting all of this shit down within the gospels themselves, followed by each generation’s JD Vances arguing with those gospels ever since
i wish the political press were more conversant in american religion because there is a story to write about the inverted christianity that predominates among the new right, postliberal set
The Vice President of the United States is trashing some random professor over his imagined IQ score, all while revealing himself to be the sort of dude who reads fundamentalist Catholic homeschooling blogs instead of, say, the Pauline epistles.
January 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So many stories! My favorite part is Jesus shooting all of this shit down within the gospels themselves, followed by each generation’s JD Vances arguing with those gospels ever since
I think that must have been in one of the Gnostic Gospels.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think that must have been in one of the Gnostic Gospels.
All the “the Church covered up the TRUE gospels” stuff and it’s like late second century and bananas.
March 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
All the “the Church covered up the TRUE gospels” stuff and it’s like late second century and bananas.
The Gnostic Gospels.
Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!
April 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Gnostic Gospels.
I'd like to thank all the Gerrymandering Confederates who've stopped pretending they're not racist.
The next step is to stop pretending you're Christian.
BC y'all hate the Gospels as deeply as you hate the VRA.
The next step is to stop pretending you're Christian.
BC y'all hate the Gospels as deeply as you hate the VRA.
May 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I'd like to thank all the Gerrymandering Confederates who've stopped pretending they're not racist.
The next step is to stop pretending you're Christian.
BC y'all hate the Gospels as deeply as you hate the VRA.
The next step is to stop pretending you're Christian.
BC y'all hate the Gospels as deeply as you hate the VRA.
yes but so were the gospels
June 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
yes but so were the gospels
Judas, the unsung hero of the gospels.
May 1, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Judas, the unsung hero of the gospels.
josephus, the canonical gospels, and paul's letters are pretty solid ground on their own
July 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
josephus, the canonical gospels, and paul's letters are pretty solid ground on their own
I told CNN this morning that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth have something in common — they’ve never read the gospels.
April 13, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I told CNN this morning that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth have something in common — they’ve never read the gospels.
None of these words are in the gnostic gospels
September 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
None of these words are in the gnostic gospels
(Thumbing through the Gospels) Let’s see, what else is in the news
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
(Thumbing through the Gospels) Let’s see, what else is in the news
May the Jesus of Christian nationalism be buried and the Jesus of the gospels rise to take his place in American Christianity.
April 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
May the Jesus of Christian nationalism be buried and the Jesus of the gospels rise to take his place in American Christianity.
These are my Gospels
November 28, 2024 at 11:51 AM
These are my Gospels