‘Please Guide Me In My Darkest Hour Lord,’ Prays Trump Kneeling Before Portrait Of Himself https://theonion.com/please-guide-me-in-my-darkest-hour-lord-prays-trump-1838748381/
November 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Please Guide Me In My Darkest Hour Lord,’ Prays Trump Kneeling Before Portrait Of Himself https://theonion.com/please-guide-me-in-my-darkest-hour-lord-prays-trump-1838748381/
If Roman history is any guide, we are only moments away from Trump appointing a horse to the Senate.
November 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
If Roman history is any guide, we are only moments away from Trump appointing a horse to the Senate.
reason one million why remedy entertainment is my favorite studio: they always produce these “cosplay guides”, which we all know is cover for their true purpose (degenerate gamer webcomic reference materials)
November 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
reason one million why remedy entertainment is my favorite studio: they always produce these “cosplay guides”, which we all know is cover for their true purpose (degenerate gamer webcomic reference materials)
We go live to the writing process for the new guide
November 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We go live to the writing process for the new guide
Helpful guide on the eyes of the characters I draw
November 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Helpful guide on the eyes of the characters I draw
Adorable art from a guide on making CG art for PC-98!
November 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Adorable art from a guide on making CG art for PC-98!
𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦! ✨🐇
November 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦! ✨🐇
I drive
They guide me
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They guide me
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November 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I drive
They guide me
🌵
They guide me
🌵
Ghost survival guide👻
November 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Ghost survival guide👻
Do what you will, your wisdom be your guide.
I'm a little shy about talking about my book, but I think it's pretty good, and perhaps you'll enjoy it.
It's about commas and things like that.
It's about commas and things like that.
November 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Do what you will, your wisdom be your guide.
Two years ago, Leah and I dropped the kids with my mom, went to a cabin in West Virginia, and wrote the new Indivisible guide. I'm not saying we got everything right, but reading this 1-page summary, I feel pretty fucking good about how this movement executed on a plan. New plan coming in 2 weeks.
November 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Two years ago, Leah and I dropped the kids with my mom, went to a cabin in West Virginia, and wrote the new Indivisible guide. I'm not saying we got everything right, but reading this 1-page summary, I feel pretty fucking good about how this movement executed on a plan. New plan coming in 2 weeks.
November 5, 2026 at 9:56 AM
November 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
AGENT’S GUIDE:
THE DEAD AND DIVINE | 105k
After a night of passion turns violent, a woman is left immortal, forcing her into a centuries-long fight for answers under the watchful eye of a demon trying to lure her into Hell, while an ancient cult of assassins hunts them both.
#Q #QuestPit #RF #F #A
THE DEAD AND DIVINE | 105k
After a night of passion turns violent, a woman is left immortal, forcing her into a centuries-long fight for answers under the watchful eye of a demon trying to lure her into Hell, while an ancient cult of assassins hunts them both.
#Q #QuestPit #RF #F #A
November 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Final inks for this illustration for my story. Actually drawing the illustrations is helping guide the story
November 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Final inks for this illustration for my story. Actually drawing the illustrations is helping guide the story
anyways stay tuned for 2026 guide, we're gonna try to make this one shorter
November 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
anyways stay tuned for 2026 guide, we're gonna try to make this one shorter
Throwback Thursday!
Beverly Hills, 90210 stars Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty on the cover of TV Guide (July 1992) 📸
Beverly Hills, 90210 stars Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty on the cover of TV Guide (July 1992) 📸
November 5, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Throwback Thursday!
Beverly Hills, 90210 stars Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty on the cover of TV Guide (July 1992) 📸
Beverly Hills, 90210 stars Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty on the cover of TV Guide (July 1992) 📸
Amazing Fact
Reading through my old OoT Prima guide
Reading through my old OoT Prima guide
November 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Amazing Fact
Reading through my old OoT Prima guide
Reading through my old OoT Prima guide
The Onion's 2026 Voting Guide
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November 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.
November 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.
it’s a guide to learning about a subject! it’s a recipe for employable skills! it’s a contract with paying customers! it’s a guide-recipe-contract!
when i went to college, in a prior millennium, no one was saying shit about ‘skills’ and syllabi were certainly not promising you what you’d learn in an itemized list of them
and i think that was better
and i think that was better
November 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
it’s a guide to learning about a subject! it’s a recipe for employable skills! it’s a contract with paying customers! it’s a guide-recipe-contract!
Guide to help filter out some of the slop.
November 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Guide to help filter out some of the slop.
Except Bibles. Ban those. They are the white supremacy terrorists guide.
November 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Except Bibles. Ban those. They are the white supremacy terrorists guide.