Trump: "I’m the biggest idiot on Earth and everyone still falls for it!"

Alien: "We abducted cows smarter than your voters."

Trump: "Perfect! Let’s register them in swing states!"

#TrumpLogic #CowsForTrump #GalacticGrift

Trump:
My buddy Vlad and I are totally messing with that dumb Zelenskyy. So much fun!

Alien:
Respect. You've earned platinum status in intergalactic madness.

Trump:
And the Alien Seal of Approval! Nobody cons like us. Believe me!

#GalacticGrift #AuthoritarianBFFs

Trump: “I’ll build a wall around your planet. Best protection deal in the universe!”

Alien: “…From whom?”

Trump: “From Democrats.”

#SpaceForceFail #GalacticGrift #AlienDiplomacy #TrumpLogic