#Galene
I love haggling! -Galene
November 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I’m Galene and I’m a nymph!

I went in for maintenance and now Isadora says she can see her face in my chassis!
November 7, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Galene diagnosing Artemis as socially disabled is actually quite funny
November 8, 2026 at 6:43 AM
why are you so interested in galene? she’s just a normal nymph going about her day. she only posts on here because i thought it might help me find clients - isadora
November 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Α ήταν κόκκινα και στο galene οκ απλά δεν το γράφε στο άρθρο του 2025
November 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
without a doubt Independent Thought by @harperminis.bsky.social

Harper has an incredible way of balancing humour and empathy snd then turning around and ripping your fucking heart out.

Get it here!

hmaitla.itch.io/independent-...
November 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I'm interested in all nymphs getting the proper maintenance and care they deserve, as is my want and duty. Galene is just the only nymph I know allowed to post. It's obvious you care about her a great deal, between that and your visits to the OoNA. I'm sorry to have been a bother.
November 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
shoutout to Gal Pals by @gemmaatheart.bsky.social for writing a very cute story about silly nymphs with fun characters and a great denouement at the end! Galene has never been more adorable!

buy it nyaow! 😺

gemmaatheart.itch.io/gal-pals
November 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
mes fumeurs de bédots la fille c'est un truc breton, moi c'est comme une forme de médoc galénique, merde je dois me remémorer des prénoms muz aussi hein, et je suis vieux, Galène, galine OUI, bon mais j'oublierais après...
November 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
galene we are communicating via text do you interpret text phonetically
October 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I am also the author of this, which is a fun little story about a silly robot girl set in Maria Ying's queer dystopia, the Gunmetal Olympus universe. You can get it here: hmaitla.itch.io/independent-...
Independent Thought by hmaitla
In the city of Elysium, Galene the nymph has a very normal day
hmaitla.itch.io
November 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
galene has had to deactivate for maintenance. i was also going to deactivate but i didn’t want to worry anyone.

not going to be using this app for a bit - depressionposting is not good for anyonr
November 1, 2026 at 10:59 AM
To celebrate the release of the Godzilla DaMM remaster, I comm'ed this piece homaging the original box art with my OCs Beacon and Galene, done by the always incredible @therayoutofspace.bsky.social !
November 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
And i would be remiss if I didn't shout out the other Galene fic, Gal Pals! One of the most fun little stories I've read recently, by the adorable @gemmaatheart.bsky.social

You can get it here: gemmaatheart.itch.io/gal-pals

BUY IT I COMMAND YOU
Gal Pals* by Gemma Hart
gemmaatheart.itch.io
November 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Hello Galene! Please show these skeets to Isadora then prepare to receive headpats and likely a forehead kiss!
November 1, 2026 at 10:21 AM
A reliable, self-hosted video meeting server in a 10MB Go binary
Building a Private Meeting Server with Galène
If you make regular video calls across countries, ISPs, NAT, you've probably cycled through WhatsApp, Signal, Meet, Teams, Zoom, Jitsi, and found various issues with each. Meet kicks you out after an hour, WhatsApp and Signal throttle screen share, Jitsi's public instance can be a memory hog. I recently came across Galène, a minimalist videoconference server written in Go, built for lightweight and easy deployments. Galène is encrypted in transit but not end-to-end, which is fine as long as you trust whoever controls the server. If you host this yourself on a VPS, server hardening is a must. Out of the box you get group video and audio calls, screen sharing, and a text chat sidebar. Rooms support different permission levels (operators who can moderate and record, presenters who can share camera and mic, and passive participants who can only watch and listen). It handles everything from one-to-one calls up to lecture-style rooms with many viewers, records calls server-side when you need it, and runs entirely in the browser with no app or plugin to install. ## Prerequisites * A VPS with a static public IPv4 and the ability to open UDP ports. I used Debian 13 for simplicity. * A domain, mine's on Cloudflare. ## Part 1: Prep Debian and build Galène Galène ships no prebuilt binaries; you compile it with Go. Install git and the basics: sudo apt update && sudo apt install -y git ca-certificates curl Get the official Go tarball: cd /tmp curl -LO https://go.dev/dl/go1.24.4.linux-amd64.tar.gz # check go.dev/dl for the current version sudo tar -C /usr/local -xzf go1.24.4.linux-amd64.tar.gz export PATH=$PATH:/usr/local/go/bin go version Clone and build. `CGO_ENABLED=0` forces a fully static binary with no dependency on the host's libc, so it'll run on anything and pack into a single \~10MB file: cd /tmp git clone https://github.com/jech/galene && cd galene CGO_ENABLED=0 go build -ldflags='-s -w' # produces ./galene You now have a `galene` binary and a `static/` directory for the web client. ## Part 2: Install it under a service user Create a locked-down system user for the app: sudo useradd -r -d /var/lib/galene -s /usr/sbin/nologin galene sudo mkdir -p /var/lib/galene/{data,groups} sudo cp galene -t /var/lib/galene/ sudo cp -r static -t /var/lib/galene/ sudo chown -R galene:galene /var/lib/galene `data/` will hold the TLS cert and global config and `groups/` holds room definitions. ### Reclaim the disk You can remove the build tree now that the build has been transferred: cd /root sudo rm -rf /usr/local/go /tmp/galene /tmp/go1.24.4.linux-amd64.tar.gz rm -rf ~/go ~/.cache/go-build ## Part 3: Cert via Cloudflare DNS-01 Galène serves HTTPS when it finds `cert.pem` and `key.pem` in its `data/` directory. We'll get those from Let's Encrypt. Because the domain's on Cloudflare, the DNS-01 challenge is nice and simple as it does not need an inbound port 80. Install certbot and the Cloudflare plugin: sudo apt install -y certbot python3-certbot-dns-cloudflare Create a scoped API token in the Cloudflare dashboard (My Profile > API Tokens > Create Token > "Edit zone DNS" template, restricted to your specific zone, don't use a global key). Add the token to a credentials file and lock the permissions: cd /root cat > /root/cf.ini <<'EOF' dns_cloudflare_api_token = PASTE_YOUR_SCOPED_TOKEN EOF chmod 600 /root/cf.ini Issue the certificate: certbot certonly --dns-cloudflare --dns-cloudflare-credentials /root/cf.ini \ -d galene.example.com ### Add the cert to Galène Galène reads its cert from `data/`, but Let's Encrypt writes it under `/etc/letsencrypt/live/`. Create a deploy-hook that copies it across on every issuance and renewal: sudo tee /usr/local/bin/galene-cert >/dev/null <<'EOF' #!/bin/sh D=/etc/letsencrypt/live/galene.example.com install -m640 -o galene -g galene "$D/fullchain.pem" /var/lib/galene/data/cert.pem install -m640 -o galene -g galene "$D/privkey.pem" /var/lib/galene/data/key.pem systemctl restart galene EOF sudo chmod +x /usr/local/bin/galene-cert Run it once now to populate `data/`: sudo /usr/local/bin/galene-cert ls -l /var/lib/galene/data/ # expect: cert.pem key.pem systemctl will complain that there's no such unit. This is expected, we will create it in Part 5. ## Part 4: The room In Galène, each file in `groups/` is a room, and the filename is the room name. The file defines who's allowed in and what they can do. There is no separate auth model, this is essentially your security layer. Create `groups/private.json`: sudo tee /var/lib/galene/groups/private.json >/dev/null <<'EOF' { "op": [{"username": "admin", "password": "a-real-strong-password"}], "presenter": [{"username": "guest", "password": "another-strong-password"}] } EOF sudo chown galene:galene /var/lib/galene/groups/private.json The roles: * **`op`** : operator who joins, uses cam/mic, and can moderate (lock the room, remove people, record). * **`presenter`** : joins and uses cam/mic, no moderation. * **`other`** (unused): watch and chat only, no camera. There's no wildcard/anonymous user, so you have to create a role for everyone you want to join. ## Part 5: Run it as a systemd service Now we bind it to port 443 as the service user: sudo tee /etc/systemd/system/galene.service >/dev/null <<'EOF' [Unit] Description=Galene After=network.target [Service] User=galene Group=galene WorkingDirectory=/var/lib/galene ExecStart=/var/lib/galene/galene -http :443 -udp-range 49152-49252 AmbientCapabilities=CAP_NET_BIND_SERVICE Restart=on-failure [Install] WantedBy=multi-user.target EOF sudo systemctl daemon-reload sudo systemctl enable --now galene sudo systemctl status galene --no-pager The `-udp-range` flag restricts the WebRTC ports to a window so we can firewall them. Systemctl status should look like this: Active: active (running) Memory: 4.8M (peak: 5.2M) galene[3619]: Starting built-in TURN server on :1194 Galène has its own, built-in TURN server so it does not need a separate relay to install or configure. On a public IP you mostly won't need it anyway as you communicate directly with the VPS, but it's there as a fallback if a client's network won't cooperate. ## Part 6: Firewall Ensure the following ports are allowed sudo apt install -y ufw sudo ufw allow 22/tcp # or your real SSH port sudo ufw allow 443/tcp # signalling + web sudo ufw allow 49152:49252/udp # WebRTC media (defined above in the service) sudo ufw allow 1194 # TURN sudo ufw enable ## Part 7: DNS + Cert Renewal Point a subdomain straight at the VPS. You'd want this **DNS-only, not proxied, as G** alène does its own TLS and its own UDP media already. galene.example.com. A YOUR_VPS_IP And to make sure your cert auto-renews every 60 days: certbot certonly --dns-cloudflare --dns-cloudflare-credentials /root/cf.ini \ -d meet.example.com --deploy-hook /usr/local/bin/galene-cert sudo certbot renew --dry-run ## Part 8: Small modifications ### Land straight in a room If you want to be redirected to a specific room automatically, you can replace the root page under `static/index.html`: sudo tee /var/lib/galene/static/index.html >/dev/null <<'EOF' <!doctype html> <meta charset="utf-8"> <title>private meet</title> <script>location.replace('/group/private/')</script> <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0; url=/group/private/"> EOF sudo chown galene:galene /var/lib/galene/static/index.html ### Branding The whole client is the `static/` directory, so customisation is just editing assets. You can swap the favicon/logo, and to rename the visible brand (you may want to commit static changes to a repo, as it will reset after app updates): sudo sed -i 's/Galène/your_brand/g; s/Galene/your_brand/g' /var/lib/galene/static/galene.html ## Wrapping up Galene is not the most powerful option on the videoconferencing landscape, but it's very simple and reliable. Thanks to Juliusz Chroboczek (jech) and the Galène contributors for the project.
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October 31, 2026 at 10:03 AM
!!!!!

As promised, Galene will (after she’s recovered sufficiently from her last reading thread) take on The Hades Calculus!
October 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
GRANNY GALENE THE PET TURTLE!!
October 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Well done! I’ve sent Galene a copy of In Her Garden as promised so hopefully she’ll start reading it soon!
October 28, 2026 at 5:23 PM
And we’re nearly at $4k at which Galene will (in slower time!) do a Hades Calculus reading thread!
October 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
to quote galene
October 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I'm sorry you were disappointed, Galene. Perhaps I can teach you some gardening tips personally to make up for it. It has been so long since I got my claws into some fresh...dirt.
I think this is a good book, but I am sorely disappointed in its false advertising!

It doesn’t have that many gardening tips, and features promises in chapter titles it doesn’t deliver!
October 28, 2026 at 9:09 PM
i almost guarantee you that isadora has never lubricated or topped up galene
October 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Imagining in a few centuries time the people who remember the borderline-mythological "Quarantined Elysium" period during the Titanomachy and the Colossi War consists of the Twelve... and also Galene, who is still here.

Yes Artemis is mad about it.
October 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM