#GallowsHumor
Sometimes, my city (PDX) still shows off its old school weirdness in a good way.
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November 10, 2024 at 8:58 AM
"This just gets better and better"--my partner, reading the New York Times article on the economics of the Venezuela petroleum industry we will "control." #gallowshumor
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Posts going viral in the Trump detention camps...

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November 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
*double checks with doctor*

Nope.

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February 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
June 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
February 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Legal genocide without the expense of ovens #gallowshumor
March 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
January 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The wonderful thing about living abutting LAX is that the nuclear blast will take me out instantaneously.

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June 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If I was ever in a serious, dire situation, I would probably be murdered by the others in the situation for not being able to stop doing bits. If this is also you, you are my people.
June 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
April 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sadly accurate #GallowsHumor
Law enforcement tool of the moment: the Family Guy skin color chart.
www.techdirt.com/2025/09/09/s...
September 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
November 27, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Just gonna pretend #2 is # 1 and sign off. I’ll try later and see what I missed. Grateful for everyone’s company today. We missed you, Jezza. If the world hasn’t collapsed by next week, cya then.

#gallowshumor #AT40
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
April 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When your dog pulls your husband down the stairs and he cracks 2 ribs, naturally you get a taste for ribs. Just me? #gallowshumor
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING WEEKEND, CANADA!
#thanksgiving #patriarchy #gallowshumor #metacrisis
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Met up with a friend yesterday.

Me: I'm sorry your NEH grant got canceled.

Him: It sucks, but at least I'm not in an El Salvadoran in prison.

Me: You're not in an El Salvadoran in prison *yet*.

#gallowshumor
April 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
February 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We were literally talking about this issue at my University. Lots of #gallowshumor
Annual performance review time, I feel like all scientists in the US should get a free pass to write “all things considered, I’m impressed I’m hanging in there”

Assuming this applies equally to other jobs as well, but I’ve never seen so many professionals weeping as I have in science spaces lately
May 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dear Algorithm, please bring me friends:

🦇 #goth
🔊 #edm
💄 #beauty
💅 #nailart
📚 #bibliophile
🎶 #audiophile
✈️ #traveling
☠️ #gallowshumor
😜 #dadjokes
🤓 #geek
🫠 #ADHD
🧶 #crochet #crafting
🐱 #cats
🏡 #homesteading
🪴 #houseplants #gardening
🎮 #gaming
🐉 #DnD #TTRPG
⚖️ #socialjustice
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
February 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You can hide in my attic in the pacific NW, I want a cut of the proceeds on your diary sales though. #gallowshumor #fourthreich
March 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We found a bug in production. It affects all users. It's in the payment flow.
Finally, some good news. Our jobs are secured for the next week!

#SoftwareEngineering #DevHumor #JobSecurity #TechLayoffs #TechHumor #ProgrammerLife #DevLife #Nullwing #WebComic #CorporateLife #GallowsHumor
March 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM