#GallowsHumor
Additions to my final wishes?

(In case anyone cares, I want to be cremated, my ashes put in a bowl of natural substance, and floated away on the water (like on a river). That or a flaming longboat pyre. Bagpipes optional.)

#finalwishes #funeralarrangements #livedeathtothefullest #gallowshumor
October 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
October 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
My ex girlfriend promoting my book! GRAM BAGS: Bad Decisions #booksky #writersky #readingcommunity #memoirsky #darkcomedy #gallowshumor #waynegrahms
September 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
September 12, 2026 at 10:29 AM
September 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Time zone bump! Inspired by EG's 100th bday last month. And by a very disappointing performance, obv. #GallowsHumor
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
April 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Why, last chance to visit the United States while it still is a republic... will be a moment to remember... some awesome art was created, literature written in 1930es Berlin (to be burned later, obviously) *gallowshumor
March 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I even do this around town. I joke to hubby I've watched too many true crime documentaries and want to make sure they know where to start searching for me. #SadTruth #GallowsHumor #WomenSafety

#FreelanceFriends
July 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They’re calling their current gallery-wide exhibition “The Wizard of Oz: Act III”
#gallowshumor
January 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I need British television to give us a series called The Special Relationship with a Monty Python/The Thick of It sensibility about how absolutely bonkers/dangerous/stupid the US government is under Trump and how difficult it is to humor them along and hope they don't destroy us all.

#GallowsHumor
November 25, 2024 at 1:27 AM
January 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Because I'm a huge, terminally online history nerd with a vicious streak, it occurred to me last night that Blaire White may have spent the last nine months feverishly Googling "The Night of Long Knives" and I found it morbidly amusing! #GallowsHumor
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
*double checks with doctor*

Nope.

#GallowsHumor
February 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I was quietly praying for help with the fundraiser when I noticed a straight razor on the steps leading to my basement.

I think God hates me.

#IFS #fundraiser #GallowsHumor
May 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Would this make him a master debater? #darkhumor #gallowshumor #hewasjusthangingaround
December 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Dear Algorithm, please bring me friends:

🦇 #goth
🔊 #edm
💄 #beauty
💅 #nailart
📚 #bibliophile
🎶 #audiophile
✈️ #traveling
☠️ #gallowshumor
😜 #dadjokes
🤓 #geek
🫠 #ADHD
🧶 #crochet #crafting
🐱 #cats
🏡 #homesteading
🪴 #houseplants #gardening
🎮 #gaming
🐉 #DnD #TTRPG
⚖️ #socialjustice
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
August 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My kid would have thought it was funny. I miss you, kiddo Sage Phoenix Corlett Waters 2003-2023 #gallowshumor #darkhumor #rip
December 6, 2024 at 12:24 AM
this is what happens when internal departments and various stakeholders aren't given resources to communicate with each other. have you tried an internal newsletter, or stakeholder feedback groups?
#gallowshumor
October 14, 2023 at 8:43 PM
If us queer USA citizens are going to get shipped off to concentration camps, do I get in line now? I'd rather get into a good one before they get gentrified.

#GallowsHumor
November 6, 2024 at 11:03 AM
If I was ever in a serious, dire situation, I would probably be murdered by the others in the situation for not being able to stop doing bits. If this is also you, you are my people.
June 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Area-42 282 12.06.21
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They say the screams and blubbering snot bubbles can still be heard echoing to this day.
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#area42 #comics #comic #cartoon #webcomic #weird #jokes #hilarious #darkhumor #dark #gallowshumor #ballpit #playplace #aquarium #sharks #shark #sharkweek #babies #baby
November 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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