“Whelp, time to go grapple with my daddy issues in the form of my dead teacher’s time robot.”

#GameNightQuote

#GameNightQuote: "So, what do we call a Kobold ghillie suit? A 'kill-y' suit?"

"What happened to keeping a low profile?"
"He was a literal Nazi with the powers of a thundergod."
"And you took that personally."
"And I took that personally."

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#MutantsAndMasterminds
#TTRPG

#Gamenightquote "You camp overnight -- s'mores, ghost stories..."
"Draining wands of cure light wounds, leveling up... "

#Gamenightquote: "Well they're polite, but they aren't *Canadian* polite."
"Oh, no. They only apologized in one language!"

#GameNightQuote: "It is the magic sword Lam-Bah-Taa. On a crit it hits you with irresistible dance."
"OooOOooh. The FORBIDDEN Runeblade."

"Then on Day Five of your journey... wait--where you-all still talking and discussing your character's daily rituals? Cause if you want to ROLE-PLAY, I don't want to interrupt."
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#GameNightQuote: (Brawler downs a foe with an 11 hp shot, but hits him for another 12 hp anyway).
GM - "He... he was down at 11."
[Cleric PC, dryly] "Wow. I've never seen a head come apart like that."

#GameNightQuote: "His surcoat doesn't have shit all over it. He HAS to be a good guy."

#GameNightQuote: "Okay, do you go back to checking the traps for stairs?"
"I mean, that's a video game thing, right? You step in the right place, you get launched up to the next level.*

#Gamenightquote "The carvings speak of ritual murder, but it sounds much too chaotic to really be "ritualistic."
"So... orgies of murder?"
"Yes!"
"You know when we played Return to the Temple of Evil, the module actually used the phrase 'scenes of torture' so often we just shortened it to 'S.O.T.'"

Latest Barnyard Rusthenge #gameNightQuote:

The party of awakened animals opens a door, interrupting a ritual
Cultist: What the hell?
Goose: Honk.
Chicken: Bawk.
Dog: Bark!
Sheep: Moo—I mean baa!

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My $10+ Patrons got their 07/24 compilation pdf! What's in it? 18k words, including:
July #GameNightQuote, several #RealGameIndustry, the link to a interview video I did, and of course all of last months blog posts (in case you want them all in one place!)
www.patreon.com/posts/109800...

#Gamenightquote GM "From the grey floor of the ashen forest, skeletal figures with tattered rags and broken weapons lift up and twist their gaunt frames into mockeries of the human form, as their black eyes turn to face you."
Player 1 "Well, that's surprising. I was expecting termites."