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gardengang.net
I Like Big Buds 🌱 For the gardener heading into a new week with big plans and bigger blooms. Grow what you love. Shop now 👉 https://gardengang.net/ #GardenGang #Gardening #PlantGifts #GardenHumor
November 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
gardengang.net
I dig plants. And then I knock them over. Confession: I've backed into more pots with the wheelbarrow than I care to admit. Grow what you love. https://gardengang.net/ #GardenGang #Gardening #GardenHumor
October 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
thebirchgarden.bsky.social
Gardener's naming convention: lose the label, invent a name. This is my shrowlberry. Originally though Juniperus procumbens 'Nana' I believe. Flat wide spreading juniper. #juniper #gardenhumor
Ceramic owl in shruberry. Shrowlberry. Juniperus Procumbens 'Nana' freshly planted in mulch.
October 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
gardengang.net
My plants need me more than you do. For the plant parent whose plants come first. Grow what you love. https://gardengang.net/ #GardenGang #PlantParent #GardenHumor
October 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
minimanibe.bsky.social
She wanted a small weekend gardening job. Someone handed her a brush. Now the mower is out and the bristles are looking nervous. Which household object needs a gardener next? #MiniaturePhotography #GardenHumor #WeekendDIY
The Brush Needs Mowing - Minimani
The grass is tall today. So tall that it looks suspiciously like the bristles of a brush. With her red lawnmower, she works her way through the sturdy tufts.
minimani.be
October 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
libertyseedbank.bsky.social
These strains look familiar… 👀🌱
##LibertySeedBank #HomeGrowing #DejaVu #GrowerHumor #GrowYourOwn #GardenHumor
October 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
minimanibe.bsky.social
Her lawn never needs watering, but it does need a haircut. This tiny gardener has taken a brush far too literally. Know a gardener with this much determination? #MiniaturePhotography #GardenHumor #GardenerGift
The Brush Needs Mowing - Minimani
The grass is tall today. So tall that it looks suspiciously like the bristles of a brush. With her red lawnmower, she works her way through the sturdy tufts.
minimani.be
October 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
gardeningfriend.com
Me: “I’m just going to buy a few seeds.”

Also me 20 minutes later:
🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱
“Okay… I guess I’m building another garden bed.” 😂
#Gardening #GardeningLife #GardenHumor
Me: “I’m just going to buy a few seeds.”
October 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
minimanibe.bsky.social
The lawn is perfectly round, bright green and slightly fruity. 🥝 Even a kiwi needs careful maintenance when the gardener is this small. #MiniaturePhotography #GardenHumor #KitchenDecor
Green Maintenance - Minimani
Groen Onderhoud
minimani.be
October 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
growerschoiceseeds.bsky.social
Forget haunted houses. These are the real grower nightmares. 👻🌱
##GrowersChoiceSeeds #HomeGrow #GrowerLife #GrowingTips #GrowYourOwn #GardenHumor
September 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
peggy2610.bsky.social
I'm Just A Gardener Looking For A Hoe Meme Shirt
Plant smiles everywhere with this hilarious gardening pun tee.

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#Gardening #GardenHumor #FunnyShirt #PlantLover #TransitTee
July 23, 2026 at 9:59 AM
johnonody.bsky.social
Day 63: My nasturtiums are THRIVING 🌱💪 but my marigolds? Toasted like a forgotten Pop-Tart. 💀 Only one bloom survived and she’s got main character energy. 😂🌼
For More → Johnonody.com
#gardening #plantupdate #nasturtium #marigoldfail #plantsky #JohnOnody #SuppUpYourLife #gardenhumor #bskyplants
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
johnonody.bsky.social
Day 6 growing chamomile marigolds & nasturtiums!🌱 Tips: a.co/d/8xo2b8k #Gardening #PlantLife #ChamomileFun #Marigolds #Nasturtiums #GrowYourOwn #GreenLiving #PlantJourney #GardenHumor #NatureLovers
May 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
drawnandquartered.bsky.social
Today is a day of rest… from politics. Not from gardening. We all started little projects during COVID… mine got out of hand.

More politics tomorrow. I promise.

#CartoonOfTheDay #GardenHumor #UrbanJungle #Homegrown #Harvest #Sunflowers #Gardening #Plantbasedhumor #PumpkinPatch #BlueskyCartoons
A whimsical cartoon of a woman standing outside her home, which is almost completely hidden behind a jungle of towering plants, vines, and sunflowers. She gestures toward the greenery while speaking to a lawn service man holding a clipboard beside his truck marked “GreenPro Lawn & Garden.” Caption reads: “I started during COVID… but I had no idea they would just keep growing.”
September 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
demeterearth.com
😅 Her clematis is gorgeous though…🌸
#DemeterEarth #FeedTheSoilHarvestTheFuture #SaferPollination #GardenHumor #BloomingFlowers #Awareness
March 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
lampinmedia.bsky.social
What’s a peace rose’s favorite type of music?
Anything with good compost-ition.” 🌹🎶💩

#LampinGardens #PeaceRose #GardenHumor #CompostJokes #PlantPuns #MorningLaughs #NatureNerds #LampinMedia #BloomWithPurpose #GrowYourVibe #Photography #Spacecoast
June 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
frovat.bsky.social
Seed Germination Shortcuts for Greener Thumbs

Think your seeds are lazy? Give them a little pep talk! 🌱 Discover sneaky shortcuts to get sprouts popping faster than your morning coffee kicks in.

#GreenerThumbs #SeedHacks #PlantParentLife #SproutGoals #GardenHumor #frovat #frovatdesign
October 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
swiltponders.bsky.social
🏋‍♀️ Some people hit the gym to get buff; I hit the #Gym to cultivate my #Garden! 💪It's a whole day's workout plus plenty of #VitaminD! 👩‍🌾 🌱 ☀️ Happy #SunnySaturday, #PlantLovers! 🥕🥔🌿 #TeacherLife #GardenHumor
#SustainableLiving #TouchGrass
Garden bed with green grass behind. Green plastic rain water meter to the left and small tomato plants with protective cages on top.
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
ucmastergardeners.bsky.social
We created some plant-themed Valentine’s just for gardeners 💚🌿
Save them, share them, and send a little plant love to someone who’ll appreciate the pun.

#UCMasterGardeners #CaliforniaGardening #UCANR
#PlantPuns #GardenHumor
A pink conversation heart with the words “Call Me” in darker pink lettering, surrounded by small illustrated flowers in pink, blue, and purple. The bottom reads “Happy Valentine’s Day! From: The UC Master Gardener Helpline,” with the UC Master Gardener logo below. A green conversation heart with the words “I’m Frond of You” in dark green lettering, set against a leafy green background. The bottom reads “Happy Valentine’s Day!” with UC Master Gardener branding. A gold conversation heart with the words “You Leaf Me Speechless” in golden lettering, set against a background of illustrated green leaves. The bottom reads “Happy Valentine’s Day!” with the UC Master Gardener logo. A purple conversation heart with the words “I Lilac You” in dark purple lettering, set against a background of lilac flowers. The bottom reads “Happy Valentine’s Day!” with UC Master Gardener branding.
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
melindabhipple.bsky.social
Warning: Water at your own risk. 🤣
#PottedCat #gardenhumor #cats #kittens
March 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
punnypeak.bsky.social
"Why did the worm go on a diet?

Because he didn't want to be called a ""worm guts"" anymore!

punnypeak.com/worm-puns/

#WormPuns
#GardenHumor
#CreepyCrawlyJokes
#SillyWordplay
#WigglyWonders
#HilariousInsects
#WormLife
#JustForLaughs
#GrossButFunny
#PunnyJokes
#PunnyPeak"
180+ Worm Jokes: Unleashing the Wiggly World of Worm Puns!
Welcome to the wormiest post on the internet! We have dug up the best puns about worms that will have your kids wriggling with laughter. Get ready for a list
punnypeak.com
June 27, 2024 at 5:45 PM
punnypeak.bsky.social
"Why did the sunflower stop its photosynthesis? Because it ran out of gas, and couldn't ""petal"" to the metal!

punnypeak.com/sunflower-pu...

#SunflowerPuns
#BloomingJokes
#PunnyFlowers
#SeedsOfHumor
#BrightLaughs
#GardenHumor
#PlantJokes
#SmileSeeds
#SummerSunflowers
#LaughingPetals
#PunnyPeak"
Sunflower Shenanigans: 180+ Puns & Jokes to Brighten Your Day!
Are you ready to laugh and brighten up your day with some sun-tastic humor? Look no further, because we've got the best sunflower puns and jokes for kids (and
punnypeak.com
June 4, 2024 at 5:15 PM
punnypeak.bsky.social
" punnypeak.com/rain-puns/

Why was the rain so good for the garden? 🌧️ Because it was making it rain 🌱💰!

#RainPuns
#JokesByNature
#GardenHumor
#RainyDays
#PlantJokes
#MoneyGrowsOnTrees
#WeatherHumor
#GreenThumbsUp
#SprinkleOfLaughter
#NaturalComedy"
Rain or Shine: 200+ Puns & Jokes About the Wet Weather
It's time to put on your rain boots and raincoat because we're about to make a splash with the best rain puns! If you thought rain was just a weather
punnypeak.com
May 2, 2024 at 6:36 PM
astralvergek.bsky.social
Sometimes life gets me down and then I remember this little comic. Be like the weeds. Root adventitious, Bloom boldly, just Thrive and Vibe. #gardenhumor #motivation
January 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
andthenisleep.bsky.social
Love me some peonies! 😄

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114K reactions · 71 shares | Quick discussion of Peony aesthetics and preferences. Thanks for having an open dialogue (and hopefully an open mind) about this sensitive issue! #gardenhumor #plantdaddy ...
Quick discussion of Peony aesthetics and preferences. Thanks for having an open dialogue (and hopefully an open mind) about this sensitive issue! #gardenhumor #plantdaddy #peoniesaremyfavorite.
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June 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM