#GarlicBreath
According to my Pylon calendar, today is Haiku Poetry Day.

More garlic mayo
Chicken kebab, pitta bread
Garlic mingin breath

#InternationalHaikuPoetryDay #HaikuPoetryDay #Haiku
#TakeawayTea #GarlicBreath #PylonCalendar
April 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
🧄🐈🦊 #NationalGarlicDay #NationalCatLadyDay #WorldJackalDay. Garlic for life, cat ladies unite (Julie, I'm looking at you), and jackals... well, they're just cool, okay? 😺🦊 #GarlicBreath #FelineFanclub #JackalSquad <3 poolnoodle
April 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
July 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“So needless to say
I’m odds and ends
But I’ll be stumblin’ away
Slowly learnin’ that life is okay
Say after me
It’s no better to be safe than sorry…”
#comics #takeonme #garlicbreath
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
National Fresh Breath Day is tomorrow, so here's a design of mine available @TeePublic. Garlic breath is fresh breath, right? Pass the lasagna...
#GarlicBreath #Vampire #TeePublic #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9080...
Funny Garlic Breath Vampire – Retro Horror Humor by kenny-the-bartender-s-tee-emporium
A vampire with a problem… or a weapon? This retro-inspired design features a classic cartoon vampire proudly embracing the one thing he’s supposed to fear—garlic. With a vintage 70s comic style and a…
www.teepublic.com
August 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This just in: Today Donald Trump was angry at France -- so he re-named Paris GarlicBreath-Ville.
September 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This just in: Today Trump was mad at France so he re-named Paris GarlicBreath-Ville.
September 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
News Flash: Earlier today, President Trump got mad at France and re-named Paris GarlicBreath-Ville.
August 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i just sent a vampire

packing with a smile

and a wink

and no invitation to enter

I paid the price I was prepared

to pay to choose with care

how far that dialog would go

#sinners #noentry #garlicbreath
August 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Also, it's a good thing I don't have to kiss anyone tonight. #garlicbreath
December 2, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Great to catch up with @deafpower this eve :) #garlicbreath #chat #handwave
November 18, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Mij niet zoenen! #GarlicBreath
January 14, 2024 at 5:24 PM