#GasCans
Crossing customers out of their Oakley Gascans
When the dude with the basketball came out with Kendrick, all I could think about was @talkhoops.bsky.social walking around the Oakley store shooting hoops in 2003.
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
5 years from now when someone shows up to a job interview with Oakley Gascans and a gap in their resume around 2025-2026
January 23, 2026 at 6:23 PM
wandy peralta is perfectly capable of walking his own leadoff man, why doesn't craig "craiger" stammen trust these gascans
April 29, 2026 at 3:48 AM
In the abstract, I can maybe see the logic in “When your opponent is lighting themselves on fire, don’t stop them,” but with today’s GOP, the only rational response is to break out the gascans.

Only when there’s a good steady inferno going should you break out the hot dogs and marshmallows.
July 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When I get my hair short and wear my Oakley gascans I am indistinguishable from a cop or troop so I hear some SHIT
July 25, 2023 at 9:51 PM
genuinely surprised this dork-ass mother fucker didn't demand to put his stupid bullshit in a pair of white Oakley Gascans since that's the only target demo stupid enough to buy these fucking things
June 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I get my haircut vaguely military style and if I wear my Oakley gascans it's like an open invitation for other white people to just talk racism to me lol
February 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
oakley gascans
July 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
doesn't help that you HAVE to go full chud. no half measures. there is no such thing as a slightly chicer oakley gascans
May 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Lol no the Oakley Thump was like a Radar or something but with these ugly ass earpod shits on the legs. They made a 2nd edition that was on like Gascans instead I think and it was also garbage.
June 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How many Gascans do you have
September 17, 2023 at 4:49 AM
I dunno when "send" became a thing but I'm adding it to the list of shit I dont wanna hear. Oh are you gonna "send it" you fuckin computer nerd? Is it "full send" time? Do you love "flat dark earth" and pull your notched-brim hat down over your Gascans and get a proper cheek weld on that usb drive?
June 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Seriously though

The time is NOW to prepare

Stock up on medications/med supplies
1 months water in jugs (hyg/drk) 2 gallon per day
3 month canned food/boxed milk/
Fully serviced vehicle with shatter prof film on windows, run flat tires, gascans
Defense items
Glasses, contacts, pet food
Maps
July 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
These open outboard small crafts, single 100 HP at 12 MPG and 2,400 miles needs 200 gallons to get to U.S.A. or 1,600 pounds of fuel (weight of a car) (2 cars round trip), or refuel 20 times. Nobody ships guns & drugs in those tubs. Hegseth says Maduro airdrops gascans to drug boats every 90 miles.
October 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
FORTY!?

I have some Gascans, Square Wire 2.0, Jupiter Squares, and a Sliver currently
September 17, 2023 at 6:19 AM
its not gonna be good, worse the longer it goes

im at the stage of filling up gascans & buying fuel stabilizer & extra shelf-stable food before everyone fully realizes and the queues start forming. gas is up 40c since 2 days ago

might be enough, if 47 gives up over there pretty soon

if not...?
March 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Make Gas Cans Great Again

First it was water for showers were coming out in drip, drip, drip and now its gas cans take too long to empty!!

#trump #gascans #mgcga
August 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Are we using all the tools in our civic toolbox? It doesn’t always need to be about money. Have we considered thin green line flag patches as an incentive for participating officers? Maybe a Danny McPunisher patch? Limited edition Kelly green Oakley Gascans?
March 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Krahner with the run-in!
#GasCans
#Flames
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
....I'm more curious about the Elite Media entities who think they should *only* talk to her and people like her, the dumb and desperate who got burned by people carrying blowtorches and gascans, whose campaign platform was "Burn It All Down."

*No one* needs to hear from these people, at all.
March 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i was thinking of trying to find a mod that makes grenade launcher actually good with ammo types but i realised the mod that makes the weapons use the carry slot (gascans) makes them unable to use ammo types
February 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM