#GeekSquad
oh,,,, oh no that's somehow even worse honestly ><;;;; those are the sort of people who think bc y'all are the GeekSquad, you have the power to do whatever with any technology and uh... yeah no that's not how that works in the SLIGHTEST
September 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
im a geeksquad employee so i feel like i get customers who are even more............ Complicated, for the lack of a better word 😭
September 23, 2026 at 1:57 AM
BwaHA! That’s incredible. I miss VHS and being the repairman/geeksquad of the house when the technology wasn’t functioning.

Had to fix the VCR a TON. 😅
September 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
(My first day at GeekSquad)

ME: "Now I like to do what I call 'app juggling.' Instead of cleaning your phone you rotate through uninstalling and reinsta-- hey where are you going?"
September 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Like, I've had some of these files since I had them on a geeksquad 4gb flash drive that I used for high school projects, as well as a portable version of firefox and various portable emulators since I was rarely allowed to use a computer for anything but schoolwork
September 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
If you can, take the device to GeekSquad! They can run a scan to see if there is anything on the device that’s might be spyware. If someone can see your keystrokes, it won’t matter how many times you change the passwords;;
August 25, 2026 at 4:13 PM
A cybersecurity startup I consult with had an intern write a script for its spam filter and dashboard to sum the dollars in fake GeekSquad invoices. If all were true, the sum would be $15.4 billion last quarter, or about 150% of Best Buy's revenue.
#scam
August 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Asking the GeekSquad guy in charge of recovering my data if he liked what he saw
August 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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August 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
2 the ASSHOLE from GeekSquad who just didn’t show up 2day u better hope I never catch u in the streets or imma send the crackheads 2 Steal the wheels off ur shit!! 😡
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August 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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August 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
When you buy #GeekSquad on #temu and they send you hitler youth instead.
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July 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
ISO GEEKSQUAD HELP!

I am still trying to back up our sms texts before Samsung bricks their messenger app. I don't want our texts fed into anything that is keeping our data. I simply want to convert them to a PDF or something similar so we don't lose years of texts history (esp texts from my dad!).
July 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Someone signed up for a 2 year geeksquad plan with one of my email addresses.

Going to be a problem?

Hafta check to make sure.

Watch yer back Lionel Grimes.

I have more know how than geeksquad does.

Go put your boots on so you can feel your legs shaking. 🫨
June 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
shoutout to geeksquad for backing up all my data onto my external harddrive after paying $200 for their yearly membership that included a data backup!!!!
June 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
one more transgression and you're going straight to geeksquad
June 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I need something like the GeekSquad, but instead of setting up your router the just come get you past the video game part you’re stuck on.
May 31, 2026 at 7:09 PM
oh
the geeksquad employer fixed it so… easily.
wow 🦔
May 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM
they really got you looking like you work in the bestbuy geeksquad thats tragic
May 22, 2026 at 12:04 PM
1. If you just receive, you don't need Viagra.
2. Sure, seems legit. For Norton or GeekSquad?
3. I don't have an iCloud. Delete it all.
4. Mrs. Roosevelt, you're very kind, but no thanks.
5. Strawberries don't like us.
May 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I'm taking my pc to GeekSquad again tomorrow. I really hope I can finally know what is wrong with it because a fresh install of Windows didn't fix it. I just wanna play my video games
May 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Just take your time and find an actual expert/professional. Not some geeksquad weekender. :|

Even if you have to mail it across the country to a full time data retrieval professional.

Just don't lose all hope until you explore all your options!
May 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
That's my struggle right now. I have no knowledge of who or what company that's reputable enough to try it with.

Believe me, I'm more than willing to try anything to save it. Even just a chunk.

I had a coworker suggest GeekSquad, but I immediately scoffed at the idea. They're scammy as hell.
May 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
The problem is that I don't even know where to even start. I don't trust GeekSquad, and my buddy who runs his own shop couldn't muster up any recommendations, as his expertise only goes so far with SSD recovery.

My fear is getting screwed by someone. 😑
May 16, 2026 at 8:23 AM