If you think Angelenos are bad, Angelenos With Dogs are some of the most insufferable people on the planet. I'll take my business to Gelsons is the most White LA thing you can say lmao
i forgot to tell you all
so yesterday i went to trader joe’s in silver lake and they had a BIG sign about telling people only service animals were allowed.
i was in there for 5 min before i heard a “ILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO GELSONS THEN”
they had to turn away a bunch of people for bringing dogs
so yesterday i went to trader joe’s in silver lake and they had a BIG sign about telling people only service animals were allowed.
i was in there for 5 min before i heard a “ILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO GELSONS THEN”
they had to turn away a bunch of people for bringing dogs
September 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If you think Angelenos are bad, Angelenos With Dogs are some of the most insufferable people on the planet. I'll take my business to Gelsons is the most White LA thing you can say lmao
i also sometimes would park in the gelsons parking lot across the street and i would do a lap in gelsons so they wouldn’t take me to prison for using their parking lot
June 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i also sometimes would park in the gelsons parking lot across the street and i would do a lap in gelsons so they wouldn’t take me to prison for using their parking lot
attention law enforcement! in approximately one half hour i will STEAL two pounds of hamburger from gelsons supermarket on van nuys blvd!!!
May 23, 2024 at 1:21 AM
attention law enforcement! in approximately one half hour i will STEAL two pounds of hamburger from gelsons supermarket on van nuys blvd!!!
Great news though I found the one bagel vendor in LA still taking day of orders and I found two slabs of smoked salmon at gelsons, my mostly goyishe friends will be fed tonight despite my brain’s best efforts
September 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Great news though I found the one bagel vendor in LA still taking day of orders and I found two slabs of smoked salmon at gelsons, my mostly goyishe friends will be fed tonight despite my brain’s best efforts
Try finding fresh entrails at Gelsons. 😁
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Try finding fresh entrails at Gelsons. 😁
Insomnia driven grocery shopping at Silverlake Gelsons was successful
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Insomnia driven grocery shopping at Silverlake Gelsons was successful
i forgot to tell you all
so yesterday i went to trader joe’s in silver lake and they had a BIG sign about telling people only service animals were allowed.
i was in there for 5 min before i heard a “ILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO GELSONS THEN”
they had to turn away a bunch of people for bringing dogs
so yesterday i went to trader joe’s in silver lake and they had a BIG sign about telling people only service animals were allowed.
i was in there for 5 min before i heard a “ILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO GELSONS THEN”
they had to turn away a bunch of people for bringing dogs
September 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i forgot to tell you all
so yesterday i went to trader joe’s in silver lake and they had a BIG sign about telling people only service animals were allowed.
i was in there for 5 min before i heard a “ILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO GELSONS THEN”
they had to turn away a bunch of people for bringing dogs
so yesterday i went to trader joe’s in silver lake and they had a BIG sign about telling people only service animals were allowed.
i was in there for 5 min before i heard a “ILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO GELSONS THEN”
they had to turn away a bunch of people for bringing dogs
Places for poor people who don't have their food delivered via Instacart or Gelsons or Amazon Fresh or...
May 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Places for poor people who don't have their food delivered via Instacart or Gelsons or Amazon Fresh or...
just was in front of patton oswalt in line at the gelsons. in 2017, almost ten years ago, i saw him while i was working at a barnes and nobles. that is all.
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
just was in front of patton oswalt in line at the gelsons. in 2017, almost ten years ago, i saw him while i was working at a barnes and nobles. that is all.
couldn't even find chicken fat at the VALLEY VILLAGE GELSONS?????? this is the kind of antisemitism allowed to run rampant in today's hostile environment.
December 31, 2024 at 10:34 PM
couldn't even find chicken fat at the VALLEY VILLAGE GELSONS?????? this is the kind of antisemitism allowed to run rampant in today's hostile environment.
I saw a double rainbow in Hollywood today. I saw the purple band too which I almost never see. AND I saw a woman cinematographer filming it.
ITS A SIGN, DAMNIT!!!
ITS A SIGN, DAMNIT!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I saw a double rainbow in Hollywood today. I saw the purple band too which I almost never see. AND I saw a woman cinematographer filming it.
ITS A SIGN, DAMNIT!!!
ITS A SIGN, DAMNIT!!!
Concluded I'd never make it in America after one trip to gelsons
June 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Concluded I'd never make it in America after one trip to gelsons
I’m a Gelsons loyalist too
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m a Gelsons loyalist too
and I bet the staff at Gelsons cannot WAIT to see them
September 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
and I bet the staff at Gelsons cannot WAIT to see them
I love going to the Valley. I had my first meltdown in America at this gelsons. we stopped here my first night in Los Angeles. I was going to buy us something to eat, I wanted potatoes but couldn't find them bc gelsons keeps their potatoes in a bougie little cooler. But I was like that's it for me.
June 28, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I love going to the Valley. I had my first meltdown in America at this gelsons. we stopped here my first night in Los Angeles. I was going to buy us something to eat, I wanted potatoes but couldn't find them bc gelsons keeps their potatoes in a bougie little cooler. But I was like that's it for me.
Christmas Eve at the Silverlake Gelsons: the kid from the Sandlot just wished seasons greetings to NoHo Hank. This is a weird town.
December 24, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Christmas Eve at the Silverlake Gelsons: the kid from the Sandlot just wished seasons greetings to NoHo Hank. This is a weird town.
Or just shop at Gelsons on Ventura, it's gonna happen.
March 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Or just shop at Gelsons on Ventura, it's gonna happen.
Gelsons. Problem solved. They specialize in produce.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Gelsons. Problem solved. They specialize in produce.
Hopefully I am a character on a later episode and this all gets cleared up. I will probably be muttering this as I shuffle around the Hollywood Gelsons, stealing fruit.
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hopefully I am a character on a later episode and this all gets cleared up. I will probably be muttering this as I shuffle around the Hollywood Gelsons, stealing fruit.
I’d be like “if you can afford Gelsons what are you doing at tj? They have much better parking across Hyperion!”
September 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’d be like “if you can afford Gelsons what are you doing at tj? They have much better parking across Hyperion!”
In Pacific Palisades, Ralph’s is gone, Gelsons is gone, but God saved the Erewhon
January 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
In Pacific Palisades, Ralph’s is gone, Gelsons is gone, but God saved the Erewhon
Look what I found at my local Gelsons!
February 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Look what I found at my local Gelsons!
why do police have a reserved spot at Gelsons.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
why do police have a reserved spot at Gelsons.
Anyway ive burned through my one “ok I’ll click on this Paris review link” of the year. Hope everyone’s having a great time out there, I’m at the Gelsons wine bar and I just ate a blue crab roll by myself
April 10, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Anyway ive burned through my one “ok I’ll click on this Paris review link” of the year. Hope everyone’s having a great time out there, I’m at the Gelsons wine bar and I just ate a blue crab roll by myself