Family’s Euphemism For Genitals Really Weird https://theonion.com/family-s-euphemism-for-genitals-really-weird-1819575047/
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Family’s Euphemism For Genitals Really Weird https://theonion.com/family-s-euphemism-for-genitals-really-weird-1819575047/
the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy
Why are Republicans so obsessed with genitals?
November 22, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Why are Republicans so obsessed with genitals?
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
They have a point.
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
They have a point.
Sounds absurd to assert that a person's desire to know what my genitals are is more important than my desire to keep my genitals private but here we are.
June 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sounds absurd to assert that a person's desire to know what my genitals are is more important than my desire to keep my genitals private but here we are.
Why do male genitals smell so good?👃
#manmuskmonday
#manmuskmonday
September 28, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Why do male genitals smell so good?👃
#manmuskmonday
#manmuskmonday
“im not interested in your childrens genitals” is just such an easy thing to say
September 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
“im not interested in your childrens genitals” is just such an easy thing to say
Democrats just flipped the Omaha mayor's office with ads like this. The right-wing obsession with genitals is starting to backfire.
May 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Democrats just flipped the Omaha mayor's office with ads like this. The right-wing obsession with genitals is starting to backfire.
i think male genitals include beautiful pussy
March 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i think male genitals include beautiful pussy
These creeps are *obsessed* with teenagers' genitals.
RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
April 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
These creeps are *obsessed* with teenagers' genitals.
The Republicans are so obsessed with genitals that they're now just making up genitals to be obsessed with.
Trump: "We identified and stopped $50 million being sent to Gaza to buy condoms for Hamas." (This is a lie.)
January 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Republicans are so obsessed with genitals that they're now just making up genitals to be obsessed with.
literally the only counter argument you need is “jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals”
Republicans are reprising a key attack line from last year’s presidential race for elections this year and next – betting that anti-trans messaging will help them counter Democrats running on GOP-led cuts to Medicaid and other parts of Trump’s policy megabill.
Republicans reprise anti-transgender ‘Kamala is for they/them’ ads for the midterms | CNN Politics
Shortly after former North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper announced his plans to run for Senate, a group backing Republicans released an ad with an echo of last year’s presidential campaign.
www.cnn.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
literally the only counter argument you need is “jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals”
Would anyone like to place a wager that an ICE agent will shock his own genitals with the new gloves?
August 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Would anyone like to place a wager that an ICE agent will shock his own genitals with the new gloves?
A man who thinks he's entitled to grab women's genitals will not hesitate to grab sovereign nations.
January 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A man who thinks he's entitled to grab women's genitals will not hesitate to grab sovereign nations.
Transphobes need to get o er transgender people's genitals.
March 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Transphobes need to get o er transgender people's genitals.
just one goddam cabinet meeting where childrens genitals arent a topic of conversation
RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism
Trump: I've studied this a long time
Trump: I've studied this a long time
May 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
just one goddam cabinet meeting where childrens genitals arent a topic of conversation
these are the same people that want to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals btw
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
these are the same people that want to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals btw
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power. The Secret Is Fish Milk.
August 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power. The Secret Is Fish Milk.
This is what I hear from Nancy Mace’s mouth now whenever she talks.
November 21, 2024 at 10:02 AM
This is what I hear from Nancy Mace’s mouth now whenever she talks.
why do republicans insist on having the right to inspect your child’s genitals?
To protect young girls in sports, Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman will want their genitals inspected by coaches and teachers before they can play.
Is that how Republicans want to protect kids now? By humiliating and violating them?
Is that how Republicans want to protect kids now? By humiliating and violating them?
Hochul joins chorus of opposition to Nassau's ban on transgender athletic participation
Pushback and legal questions mounted after a Nassau County executive moved forward with restriction on Thursday.
www.politico.com
February 23, 2024 at 1:52 PM
why do republicans insist on having the right to inspect your child’s genitals?
RIP buddy's genitals
June 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
RIP buddy's genitals
paxton going to make gods genitals a centerpiece to his campaign
May 27, 2026 at 5:06 AM
paxton going to make gods genitals a centerpiece to his campaign
STOP CALLING US WEIRDOS NOW LET US TAKE YOUR KID'S SCHOOL LUNCH AND CHECK HER GENITALS
July 29, 2024 at 11:22 AM
STOP CALLING US WEIRDOS NOW LET US TAKE YOUR KID'S SCHOOL LUNCH AND CHECK HER GENITALS