Geologist Reunited With Beloved Rock He Studied 20 Years Ago https://theonion.com/geologist-reunited-with-beloved-rock-he-studied-20-years-ago/
July 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Geologist Reunited With Beloved Rock He Studied 20 Years Ago https://theonion.com/geologist-reunited-with-beloved-rock-he-studied-20-years-ago/
"Does your dog do anything cool?"
He's a geologist
He like rocks
He's a geologist
He like rocks
September 25, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"Does your dog do anything cool?"
He's a geologist
He like rocks
He's a geologist
He like rocks
This is Yuma. She's an amateur geologist. Brings home one carefully selected rock a day. For science. 13/10
December 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
This is Yuma. She's an amateur geologist. Brings home one carefully selected rock a day. For science. 13/10
Future geologist will be puzzled by the layer of F-18s.
May 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Future geologist will be puzzled by the layer of F-18s.
I know all the rocks that underlie Malibu. I'm the City geologist.
September 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I know all the rocks that underlie Malibu. I'm the City geologist.
Geologist foxxo~ 🔨
June 11, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Geologist foxxo~ 🔨
Guarantee some geologist has been hired to do a Mount Rushmore additional head feasibility study.
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Guarantee some geologist has been hired to do a Mount Rushmore additional head feasibility study.
As a geologist I can propose the best gerrymandered route.
March 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
As a geologist I can propose the best gerrymandered route.
For my geologist friends: some andamooka opal from Australia featuring cross-bedding!
July 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
For my geologist friends: some andamooka opal from Australia featuring cross-bedding!
geologist here. small portions are fine
January 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
geologist here. small portions are fine
“Oh my God, I can’t believe it remembers me,” said the University of Idaho professor
Geologist Reunited With Beloved Rock He Studied 20 Years Ago
SPOKANE VALLEY, WA—Experiencing a range of emotions from excitement to joy to nostalgia, 49-year-old geologist Alan Hargroder was reportedly reunited Tuesday with a beloved rock that he had studied ov...
theonion.com
July 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“Oh my God, I can’t believe it remembers me,” said the University of Idaho professor
Every municipality within the state of California that issues building and grading permits either has to have a certified engineering geologist on staff to peer review reports or hire a consulting engineering geologist to do reviews. I am the latter.
September 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Every municipality within the state of California that issues building and grading permits either has to have a certified engineering geologist on staff to peer review reports or hire a consulting engineering geologist to do reviews. I am the latter.
Geologist here who's worked in the NZ oil and gas industry. This is bullshit.
Winston Peters claims New Zealand is sitting on “Norway-scale energy prospects”.
‘We're gonna find out what we own’: NZ First wants to spend $1b looking for offshore oilfields
Winston Peters claims New Zealand is sitting on “Norway-scale energy prospects”.
dlvr.it
July 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Geologist here who's worked in the NZ oil and gas industry. This is bullshit.
This geologist approves.
Oh, my, heavens, this is BRILLIANT!!! Who knew?!?
Dr. Conevery Bolton Valencius recounts the New Madrid earthquakes which reshaped the landscape, displaced Indigenous Americans, and prompted America's first disaster relief legislation. #WeAreAmerica250
June 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This geologist approves.
*screams in geologist* @infinitescream.bsky.social
A massive drilling project in Russia is attempting to prove a contentious Soviet-era hypothesis: that oil can form in Earth’s depths without any organic matter. https://scim.ag/4ev7giP
Russia’s plan to drill superdeep holes in Arctic revives controversial theory of ‘endless oil’
Soviet-era theory touted by Putin’s former campaign manager claims oil deposits can form without organic matter
scim.ag
June 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
*screams in geologist* @infinitescream.bsky.social
follow for more solutions from a geologist
March 23, 2026 at 5:12 AM
follow for more solutions from a geologist
Geologist pro-tip: If you see this, run the fuck away
May 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Geologist pro-tip: If you see this, run the fuck away
Every geologist
Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Every geologist
A geologist in California who was surveying a San Mateo County creek stumbled upon a preserved Pacific mastodon molar estimated to be at least 10,000 years old. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/12/u...
September 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
A geologist in California who was surveying a San Mateo County creek stumbled upon a preserved Pacific mastodon molar estimated to be at least 10,000 years old. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/12/u...
Geologist
'Jak & Daxter'
PlayStation 2
'Jak & Daxter'
PlayStation 2
February 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Geologist
'Jak & Daxter'
PlayStation 2
'Jak & Daxter'
PlayStation 2
"Philosopher of biology" is like "geologist of astrology"
August 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
"Philosopher of biology" is like "geologist of astrology"
The Malibu city geologist showing up in a thread to explain why a sinkhole just opened up at Nic Cage's house is everything I love about bsky
I know all the rocks that underlie Malibu. I'm the City geologist.
September 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
The Malibu city geologist showing up in a thread to explain why a sinkhole just opened up at Nic Cage's house is everything I love about bsky
watches a geologist show off his pretty rocks and explain the rock types in vintage story. love that the game gets his geologist-heart beating strong.
June 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
watches a geologist show off his pretty rocks and explain the rock types in vintage story. love that the game gets his geologist-heart beating strong.