Geologists when rock 😌
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Geologists when rock 😌
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
Video credit: USGS
Video credit: USGS
July 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
Video credit: USGS
Video credit: USGS
Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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I was told this is how geologists are.
can someone in chat confirm?
can someone in chat confirm?
November 17, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I was told this is how geologists are.
can someone in chat confirm?
can someone in chat confirm?
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
July 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
Geologists in movies have a one-in-three mortality rate.
Murder, monsters, occupational hazards: Why movie geologists die so often
Cinematic geologists are usually good guys—sometimes gals—but they have a one in three fatality rate, a film analysis show
www.science.org
May 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Geologists in movies have a one-in-three mortality rate.
geologists when they see slate
April 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
geologists when they see slate
geologists 🤝 siscon
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September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Now those geologists, those are a real threat to the airline pilot profession, always wanting to get below the surface.
September 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Now those geologists, those are a real threat to the airline pilot profession, always wanting to get below the surface.
Geologists find solid evidence of ancient ‘snowball Earth’ www.popsci.com/science/snow...
Geologists find solid evidence of ancient 'snowball Earth'
Complex life likely arose after a pretty frosty time.
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August 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Geologists find solid evidence of ancient ‘snowball Earth’ www.popsci.com/science/snow...
xkcd geologists comic yeahhhh
July 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
xkcd geologists comic yeahhhh
🥴 In Russia, kindergartens and schools no longer strive to produce workers, geologists, doctors, or scientists. Only soldiers.
March 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
🥴 In Russia, kindergartens and schools no longer strive to produce workers, geologists, doctors, or scientists. Only soldiers.
Guys, THIS IS WILD
Trump’s 250-foot arch isn’t supposed to start construction until November, but geologists are already testing the soil.
Why?
Because apparently they need to make sure the tallest triumphal arch on earth won’t just tip over when it’s built. 👀
Trump’s 250-foot arch isn’t supposed to start construction until November, but geologists are already testing the soil.
Why?
Because apparently they need to make sure the tallest triumphal arch on earth won’t just tip over when it’s built. 👀
September 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Guys, THIS IS WILD
Trump’s 250-foot arch isn’t supposed to start construction until November, but geologists are already testing the soil.
Why?
Because apparently they need to make sure the tallest triumphal arch on earth won’t just tip over when it’s built. 👀
Trump’s 250-foot arch isn’t supposed to start construction until November, but geologists are already testing the soil.
Why?
Because apparently they need to make sure the tallest triumphal arch on earth won’t just tip over when it’s built. 👀
An analysis of 141 films since 1919 finds geologists are usually portrayed as likable characters, though nearly a third of on-screen geologists die, most often by murder or geological events. doi.org/hb3tq4
Geologists in films are the good guys... but they often die
It all began with a perfectly ordinary chat over coffee between four researchers. How many films featuring geologists can we think of?
phys.org
May 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
An analysis of 141 films since 1919 finds geologists are usually portrayed as likable characters, though nearly a third of on-screen geologists die, most often by murder or geological events. doi.org/hb3tq4
Remember this. The Nazis were defeated by geologists and car mechanics and school teachers and milkmen. Ordinary people from all over the world who risked their own lives to put the fascists in the ground where they belong.
the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Remember this. The Nazis were defeated by geologists and car mechanics and school teachers and milkmen. Ordinary people from all over the world who risked their own lives to put the fascists in the ground where they belong.
hey geologists and paleo folks, what’s up with this rock we found
April 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
hey geologists and paleo folks, what’s up with this rock we found
they are dispatching geologists to Cuomo's campaign HQ to investigate the huge sinkhole that appeared overnight
Cuomo’s desperate final act is bankrolled by the very billionaires who brought us Donald Trump and the broken status quo.
New Yorkers are ready for change.
New Yorkers are ready for change.
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
they are dispatching geologists to Cuomo's campaign HQ to investigate the huge sinkhole that appeared overnight
Another for the Geologists.
March 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Another for the Geologists.
Geologists got jokes. 🧪⚒️
November 20, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Geologists got jokes. 🧪⚒️
geologists be like: rock is this true
emily dickinson be like: bog is this true
drunken sailor be like: grog is this true
September 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
geologists be like: rock is this true
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September 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Geologists at a party.
Very similar to geologists NOT at a party. 😁
Very similar to geologists NOT at a party. 😁
December 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Geologists at a party.
Very similar to geologists NOT at a party. 😁
Very similar to geologists NOT at a party. 😁
Eye candy for geologists. 🤩⚒️
January 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Eye candy for geologists. 🤩⚒️