Hello, DC. Let’s get to work. 🇺🇸
November 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Hello, DC. Let’s get to work. 🇺🇸
Let’s get to work.
November 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Let’s get to work.
Grrr get back here sneaky fox
November 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Grrr get back here sneaky fox
get fucking stunted on idiot
November 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
get fucking stunted on idiot
Wanna get wet with me?
November 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Wanna get wet with me?
Get them drug bangers markwayne
INGRAHAM: But Trump promised mass deportations which are still wildly popular among Republican voters
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't slowed at all. We're getting the drug bangers.
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't slowed at all. We're getting the drug bangers.
November 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Get them drug bangers markwayne
FOX NEWS: Get rid of borders?
MANDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of SCOTUS?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of jails?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Do you think DSA is gonna kick you out?
MAMDANI: No
MANDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of SCOTUS?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of jails?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Do you think DSA is gonna kick you out?
MAMDANI: No
November 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
FOX NEWS: Get rid of borders?
MANDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of SCOTUS?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of jails?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Do you think DSA is gonna kick you out?
MAMDANI: No
MANDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of SCOTUS?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Get rid of jails?
MAMDANI: No
FOX: Do you think DSA is gonna kick you out?
MAMDANI: No
kobolds can get those hard to reach places 🧽🧼💦🫧
November 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
kobolds can get those hard to reach places 🧽🧼💦🫧
it has RAM. go get it
10 DAYS UNTIL VOYAGER 1 IS A FULL LIGHT-DAY AWAY FROM EARTH!!!
November 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
it has RAM. go get it
The Texas midterms get a feature in protest signs in Paris.
November 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The Texas midterms get a feature in protest signs in Paris.
Pete Hegseth can go get fucked.
November 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Pete Hegseth can go get fucked.
The French get it
November 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The French get it
Dominican Lopunny IS real and WILL get you (positive)
November 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Dominican Lopunny IS real and WILL get you (positive)
Toro showing his ‘package’
ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ. ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵇʸ ‘ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉ’ ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ʰⁱˢ ᶠᵘʳᵒˢʰⁱᵏⁱ. ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱ
ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ. ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵇʸ ‘ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉ’ ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ʰⁱˢ ᶠᵘʳᵒˢʰⁱᵏⁱ. ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱ
November 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Toro showing his ‘package’
ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ. ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵇʸ ‘ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉ’ ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ʰⁱˢ ᶠᵘʳᵒˢʰⁱᵏⁱ. ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱ
ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ. ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵇʸ ‘ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉ’ ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ʰⁱˢ ᶠᵘʳᵒˢʰⁱᵏⁱ. ʰᵃʰᵃʰ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ﹖ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱ
Sadly, not all MAGA folks get it, even at this abysmally low point. It's not easy to get cult members to snap out of their bullshit.🙄
November 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Sadly, not all MAGA folks get it, even at this abysmally low point. It's not easy to get cult members to snap out of their bullshit.🙄
letting Douthat get one in on you is also an impeachable offense
DOUTHAT: Your net worth went up by $3 billion
TRUMP: So did everyone’s
DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion
TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
TRUMP: So did everyone’s
DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion
TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
November 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
letting Douthat get one in on you is also an impeachable offense
2006: get low, get low
2026:
2026:
snacks low...eating shredded cheese by the handful...
November 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
2006: get low, get low
2026:
2026:
Get Four Seasons Total Landscaping on the phone!
November 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Get Four Seasons Total Landscaping on the phone!
let’s get cosy with mama 🧡
November 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
let’s get cosy with mama 🧡
Get you a Statler to your Waldorf!
My advice?
Embrace the Muppet lifestyle.
Tell bad jokes. Sing off key. Dance for no reason. Laugh at anything and everyone.
And most importantly, wearing pants is always optional.
Embrace the Muppet lifestyle.
Tell bad jokes. Sing off key. Dance for no reason. Laugh at anything and everyone.
And most importantly, wearing pants is always optional.
November 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Get you a Statler to your Waldorf!
