Giraffes are f-ing ridiculous
November 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Giraffes are f-ing ridiculous
November 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Russia has received 8 giraffes from Namibia.
The one time I can actually say that it didn’t get worse, it got better, is Russia’s giraffe shortage.
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www.interfax.ru/russia/1126631
The one time I can actually say that it didn’t get worse, it got better, is Russia’s giraffe shortage.
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www.interfax.ru/russia/1126631
November 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Russia has received 8 giraffes from Namibia.
The one time I can actually say that it didn’t get worse, it got better, is Russia’s giraffe shortage.
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www.interfax.ru/russia/1126631
The one time I can actually say that it didn’t get worse, it got better, is Russia’s giraffe shortage.
🦒
www.interfax.ru/russia/1126631
Still thinking sbout how there are only 100,000 giraffes left in the world...damn
November 3, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Still thinking sbout how there are only 100,000 giraffes left in the world...damn
Thinking about ruminant guts 😵💫💦 Giraffes in particular
November 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Thinking about ruminant guts 😵💫💦 Giraffes in particular
Twice a year, our local zoo allows folks to bring their dogs, so we happily obliged. 😊👬🐶🦒
October 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Twice a year, our local zoo allows folks to bring their dogs, so we happily obliged. 😊👬🐶🦒
OOUUGHH These are all so good! I counter with dillos and giraffes and bears!!!
November 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
OOUUGHH These are all so good! I counter with dillos and giraffes and bears!!!
The giraffes will now have a wider gene pool than Russia does.
November 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The giraffes will now have a wider gene pool than Russia does.
I hope his filings include the pictures of the giraffes he keeps successfully identifying.
November 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I hope his filings include the pictures of the giraffes he keeps successfully identifying.
Fun fact of the day
94% of giraffe mountings are male-to-male
Male giraffes fight and then literally make up by fucking xD
94% of giraffe mountings are male-to-male
Male giraffes fight and then literally make up by fucking xD
November 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Fun fact of the day
94% of giraffe mountings are male-to-male
Male giraffes fight and then literally make up by fucking xD
94% of giraffe mountings are male-to-male
Male giraffes fight and then literally make up by fucking xD
Giraffes head will be pretty high up there. Maybe this will work.
November 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Giraffes head will be pretty high up there. Maybe this will work.
That’ll teach them to listen to predictions from a jerk who dances like he’s sucking off two invisible giraffes.
Trump on the midterms: "We're going to elect a Republican House and a Republican Senate, stop the Dumocrats and the communists and we're gonna do a number like nobody has ever seen. They have a big surprise coming."
November 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
That’ll teach them to listen to predictions from a jerk who dances like he’s sucking off two invisible giraffes.
PLEASE MY FRIENDS I WISH TO SEE THE GIRAFFES AT THE ZOO MY ASS HASNT BEEN HERE AND I NEED THE DOPAMINE OF FEEDING THE GIRAFFES AND GETTING A KEYCHAIN AS A SOUVENIR
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November 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
PLEASE MY FRIENDS I WISH TO SEE THE GIRAFFES AT THE ZOO MY ASS HASNT BEEN HERE AND I NEED THE DOPAMINE OF FEEDING THE GIRAFFES AND GETTING A KEYCHAIN AS A SOUVENIR
Giraffes sleep only 2 hours a day . . . thank God I'm not a giraffe.
October 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Giraffes sleep only 2 hours a day . . . thank God I'm not a giraffe.
They're gonna eat the giraffes and the rest will be glue 😞
November 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
They're gonna eat the giraffes and the rest will be glue 😞
It’s not his fault, you guys didn’t talk enough about men’s asses and giraffes and other issues voters were laser-focused on.
November 4, 2026 at 7:30 AM
It’s not his fault, you guys didn’t talk enough about men’s asses and giraffes and other issues voters were laser-focused on.
Got worse for the giraffes though
November 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Got worse for the giraffes though
He is actually a pretty good communicator for a sixteen-year-old boy, which I'm mildly astonished by as they are basically self-absorbed giraffes most of the time
November 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
He is actually a pretty good communicator for a sixteen-year-old boy, which I'm mildly astonished by as they are basically self-absorbed giraffes most of the time
the eyes are the window to of the soul, and yet somehow the noble giraffe,’ has made this journey quite the adventure (giraffes is just ,. so tall/handsome)
November 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
the eyes are the window to of the soul, and yet somehow the noble giraffe,’ has made this journey quite the adventure (giraffes is just ,. so tall/handsome)
dopey deux is building a fucking snow man higher than a giraffes ass.
November 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
dopey deux is building a fucking snow man higher than a giraffes ass.
Gravel Burn sends competitors across the Great Karoo of South Africa past dazzles of zebras and towers of giraffes - Gallery www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
November 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Gravel Burn sends competitors across the Great Karoo of South Africa past dazzles of zebras and towers of giraffes - Gallery www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
giraffes when theyre hungry
November 4, 2026 at 6:45 AM
giraffes when theyre hungry
Why are fat giraffes so good
October 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Why are fat giraffes so good
Roses are red, Giraffes don’t cough, this little guy, sniff snoff.
November 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Roses are red, Giraffes don’t cough, this little guy, sniff snoff.