#Glock
i've been called a liar for telling people that the inventor of the glock was named gaston glock
November 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Woke 2
this time we're not stopping at pronouns

*sticks a Glock into Greg Abbots mouth*

PICK A FURSONA.
November 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I humbly submit the 3D printed Glock/bong hybrid, The Glong.
November 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
We're shooting dos equis bottles bottles on the beach with a Glock while blasting Mariachi, a Yeti full of warm tamales at our feet. Wokely
November 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
November 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
A full auto Glock 44 with an integral suppressor looks wild, but most of the quiet comes from slow subsonic .22 LR ammo and the tiny slide cycling at insane speed.
November 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
2 anos de cadeia porque te gravaram engasgando na glock dos cria
November 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I want Sam Altman to know I use the 64GB of RAM in my gaming PC to play Stardew Valley. Come and take it
November 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I saw the take "unless you can clearly articulate 3 specific & relevant reasons to buy something other than a Glock 19 you should just buy a Glock 19" and feel like that summed it up nicely
November 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RAWRIE
November 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Drew Glock
November 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Not researching “various horse related products” further
November 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
GLOCK IN MY RARI BOMB IN DA BASEMENT
November 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
ive been practicing my impression of winnie the poo ok here goes, ready? gimme some honey you stupid cat, hand it over before i make you taste this glock. haha how was that?
November 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
MANDATE. WE HAVE WON A MUTHAFUCKIN MANDATE.

ACT LIKE IT YOU PUSSY ASS BITCHES.
Kamala Harris: 'I Have A Glock'
ALT: Kamala Harris: 'I Have A Glock'
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November 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm writing in Glock 19.
November 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
it's pretty funny that an official neopets design was drawn in the same breath as "what if a chia was a glock"
drew some fucked up chias this morning #neopets
November 2, 2026 at 6:18 AM
TIMO GLOCK HERÓI NACIONAL
Extraí agora diretamente do streaming oficial da Fórmula 1.

🎶 Olê olê olê olá, Lula Lula 🎶 no pódio do GP da Cidade do México de F1.
November 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Keith Ellison has won another four years as Minnesota Attorney General.

“We did sue Trump 70 plus times,” he told The Lever's David Sirota before Election Day.

Ellison says his office has taken on Trump, ExxonMobil, and Glock — even when those fights don't win him friends.
November 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Elmo with a Glock Gun
ALT: Elmo with a Glock Gun
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November 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
*checking to see if pumpkin spice flavored Glock front sights are on sale*
November 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Illinois is a Glock state

Maryland: Beretta

California: Uzi

Massachusetts: flintlock

Florida: .38 snubnose planted by the cops on a deceased person of color
November 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
A Glock in every stocking
November 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
mary 🔔

they displayed the glock and saw video 😭
November 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM