Sans parler des gluons des radars routiers...
September 26, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Sans parler des gluons des radars routiers...
Ya des Quarks et des Gluons qui se sont exclamés "c'était mieux avant"
A ce moment-là, la matière était sous la forme d'un plasma de quarks et de gluons
👉 https://l.sciencesetavenir.fr/Vs9
👉 https://l.sciencesetavenir.fr/Vs9
March 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ya des Quarks et des Gluons qui se sont exclamés "c'était mieux avant"
Ah crap, Sainsburys have substituted my organic gluons for the Nestlé ones again.
April 30, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Ah crap, Sainsburys have substituted my organic gluons for the Nestlé ones again.
Always!
Branes make my quarks stay stable.
Try keeping gluons in order without branes!
Fucking nightmare.
Branes make my quarks stay stable.
Try keeping gluons in order without branes!
Fucking nightmare.
September 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Always!
Branes make my quarks stay stable.
Try keeping gluons in order without branes!
Fucking nightmare.
Branes make my quarks stay stable.
Try keeping gluons in order without branes!
Fucking nightmare.
April 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Selon la chromodynamique quantique, un proton n’est pas constitué de matière mais d’énergie.
Le proton est constitué de quarks et de gluons. Les gluons sont les vecteurs de l’interaction forte qui lient les quarks entre eux.
Le proton est constitué de quarks et de gluons. Les gluons sont les vecteurs de l’interaction forte qui lient les quarks entre eux.
December 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Selon la chromodynamique quantique, un proton n’est pas constitué de matière mais d’énergie.
Le proton est constitué de quarks et de gluons. Les gluons sont les vecteurs de l’interaction forte qui lient les quarks entre eux.
Le proton est constitué de quarks et de gluons. Les gluons sont les vecteurs de l’interaction forte qui lient les quarks entre eux.
les gluons, ces particules vectrices de la force nucléaire forte 🤓
Un proton n'est pas constitué que de 2 quarks "up" et 1 quark "down".
La quasi-totalité de sa masse vient de l'énergie des gluons, particules vectrices de la force nucléaire forte, qui créent en permanence une mer bouillonnantes de quarks et d'antiquarks dits "virtuels".
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La quasi-totalité de sa masse vient de l'énergie des gluons, particules vectrices de la force nucléaire forte, qui créent en permanence une mer bouillonnantes de quarks et d'antiquarks dits "virtuels".
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February 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
les gluons, ces particules vectrices de la force nucléaire forte 🤓
we smokin' gluons
May 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
we smokin' gluons
Oh bordel regardez ce qu'on vient de déterrer de notre cave et qui se cachait sous une housse d'oreiller en dentelle.
September 7, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Oh bordel regardez ce qu'on vient de déterrer de notre cave et qui se cachait sous une housse d'oreiller en dentelle.
des gluons ET de l'énergie cinétique des quarks, en effet ^^
September 25, 2026 at 7:55 AM
des gluons ET de l'énergie cinétique des quarks, en effet ^^
Leptons
Quarks
Gluons
Photons
Quarks
Gluons
Photons
Sophia
Rose
Blanche
Dorothy
Rose
Blanche
Dorothy
February 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Leptons
Quarks
Gluons
Photons
Quarks
Gluons
Photons
Not sharing the screen shot, but there's one of Grok sexually harassing outgoing Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino.
Lady, you've got money for lawyers. You have inside knowledge of that festering hive of scum and villainy.
Please, for the love of human society, sue them until their gluons desaturate.
Lady, you've got money for lawyers. You have inside knowledge of that festering hive of scum and villainy.
Please, for the love of human society, sue them until their gluons desaturate.
July 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Not sharing the screen shot, but there's one of Grok sexually harassing outgoing Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino.
Lady, you've got money for lawyers. You have inside knowledge of that festering hive of scum and villainy.
Please, for the love of human society, sue them until their gluons desaturate.
Lady, you've got money for lawyers. You have inside knowledge of that festering hive of scum and villainy.
Please, for the love of human society, sue them until their gluons desaturate.
It's not raw food unless you're solving nuclear physics in real time and collecting your own quarks, muons, gluons and bosons from a sustainably-managed source.
April 30, 2026 at 9:38 AM
It's not raw food unless you're solving nuclear physics in real time and collecting your own quarks, muons, gluons and bosons from a sustainably-managed source.
the gluons keep the score
August 26, 2026 at 2:01 PM
the gluons keep the score
you wouldn’t fuse gluons
February 16, 2024 at 3:23 PM
you wouldn’t fuse gluons
In 1976, Gaillard, Ellis, & Ross published a paper explaining how to search for gluons (then only theoretical) in e+e- collisions.
In 1979 gluons were discovered at DESY using their method.
"Dr. Gaillard left CERN in 1981 after she was passed over for a senior staff position."
In 1979 gluons were discovered at DESY using their method.
"Dr. Gaillard left CERN in 1981 after she was passed over for a senior staff position."
Mary K Gaillard, a theorist who had a knack for telling experimental physicists where to look, died in her home on May 23 at 86.
Dr. Gaillard was an unpaid scientist at CERN for more than a decade, & the first woman physicist hired & tenured at Berkeley:
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/s...
Dr. Gaillard was an unpaid scientist at CERN for more than a decade, & the first woman physicist hired & tenured at Berkeley:
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/s...
Mary K. Gaillard, 86, Physicist Who Probed the Subatomic Universe, Dies
www.nytimes.com
August 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
In 1976, Gaillard, Ellis, & Ross published a paper explaining how to search for gluons (then only theoretical) in e+e- collisions.
In 1979 gluons were discovered at DESY using their method.
"Dr. Gaillard left CERN in 1981 after she was passed over for a senior staff position."
In 1979 gluons were discovered at DESY using their method.
"Dr. Gaillard left CERN in 1981 after she was passed over for a senior staff position."
When it comes to science fiction I’m willing to hand wave away a lot of pretty implausible stuff, like not everything has to be hard sci fi, but I do need the handwaving, the technobabble is important. Don’t half ass the gluons or nanites or whatever.
February 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When it comes to science fiction I’m willing to hand wave away a lot of pretty implausible stuff, like not everything has to be hard sci fi, but I do need the handwaving, the technobabble is important. Don’t half ass the gluons or nanites or whatever.
i like my partners like i like my quarks
strange, entangled and covered in gluons
strange, entangled and covered in gluons
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i like my partners like i like my quarks
strange, entangled and covered in gluons
strange, entangled and covered in gluons
Djinns, elfes et gluons de tous les pays, unissez-vous
Félix Boggio Éwanjé-Épée - Communisme magique
À paraître en février chez La Fabrique
À paraître en février chez La Fabrique
September 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Djinns, elfes et gluons de tous les pays, unissez-vous
Cet été, la collaboration chinoise BESIII a annoncé avoir obtenu les meilleures preuves à ce jour de l’existence d’un phénomène prédit depuis des années par la chromodynamique quantique :
une "glueball", une particule essentiellement composée de gluons plutôt que de quarks.
tinyurl.com/yffj56au
une "glueball", une particule essentiellement composée de gluons plutôt que de quarks.
tinyurl.com/yffj56au
Behold the ‘glueball,’ a strange new form of matter
Collider in China forges elusive particle, made of force-carrying gluons
tinyurl.com
September 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Cet été, la collaboration chinoise BESIII a annoncé avoir obtenu les meilleures preuves à ce jour de l’existence d’un phénomène prédit depuis des années par la chromodynamique quantique :
une "glueball", une particule essentiellement composée de gluons plutôt que de quarks.
tinyurl.com/yffj56au
une "glueball", une particule essentiellement composée de gluons plutôt que de quarks.
tinyurl.com/yffj56au
A team of physicists working with the BESIII detector in Beijing has just confirmed the existence of a glueball, a particle composed solely of gluons, with no quarks inside.
Glueball confirmed, the first particle made solely of gluons - Sinaptica
A team of physicists working with the BESIII detector in Beijing has just confirmed the existence of a glueball, a particle composed solely of gluons, with no q
sinapti.ca
September 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
A team of physicists working with the BESIII detector in Beijing has just confirmed the existence of a glueball, a particle composed solely of gluons, with no quarks inside.
A particle made of force?
Chinese researchers claim they've definitively detected a "glueball"--a particle of bound gluons, which carry the strong force. Gluons bind together protons & neutrons, but they can also stick to each other. No ordinary matter required. 🧪
www.science.org/content/arti...
Chinese researchers claim they've definitively detected a "glueball"--a particle of bound gluons, which carry the strong force. Gluons bind together protons & neutrons, but they can also stick to each other. No ordinary matter required. 🧪
www.science.org/content/arti...
August 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
A particle made of force?
Chinese researchers claim they've definitively detected a "glueball"--a particle of bound gluons, which carry the strong force. Gluons bind together protons & neutrons, but they can also stick to each other. No ordinary matter required. 🧪
www.science.org/content/arti...
Chinese researchers claim they've definitively detected a "glueball"--a particle of bound gluons, which carry the strong force. Gluons bind together protons & neutrons, but they can also stick to each other. No ordinary matter required. 🧪
www.science.org/content/arti...
Who decided that gluons should be represented in Feynman diagrams by pieces of pubic hair?
July 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Who decided that gluons should be represented in Feynman diagrams by pieces of pubic hair?
Merci ! Je pense que l'idée d' @astropierre.com est de distinguer les contributions respectives des gluons (sans masse) et des quarks.
September 25, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Merci ! Je pense que l'idée d' @astropierre.com est de distinguer les contributions respectives des gluons (sans masse) et des quarks.