GO MUFFIN GO!
July 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
GO MUFFIN GO!
My muffin top and your muffin top should go get fajitas together
May 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My muffin top and your muffin top should go get fajitas together
(Every time I go home for the holidays)
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
December 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
(Every time I go home for the holidays)
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
What was a weird food you ate as a kid that you realized was not that weird as an adult?
My mother was a terrible cook and loved novelty recipes. Her go to "not cooking meal" was English Muffin Pizzas.
I was so embarrassed to admit she made these when I was a kid. As an adult, 8/10 fast meal.
My mother was a terrible cook and loved novelty recipes. Her go to "not cooking meal" was English Muffin Pizzas.
I was so embarrassed to admit she made these when I was a kid. As an adult, 8/10 fast meal.
August 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What was a weird food you ate as a kid that you realized was not that weird as an adult?
My mother was a terrible cook and loved novelty recipes. Her go to "not cooking meal" was English Muffin Pizzas.
I was so embarrassed to admit she made these when I was a kid. As an adult, 8/10 fast meal.
My mother was a terrible cook and loved novelty recipes. Her go to "not cooking meal" was English Muffin Pizzas.
I was so embarrassed to admit she made these when I was a kid. As an adult, 8/10 fast meal.
meant to go to the store and get some of those frozen english muffin thingies but i was so tired and lazy. go to work the next day and they had sooo many housemade breakfast sandwiches just for free for us. jimmy dean eat your heart out
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
meant to go to the store and get some of those frozen english muffin thingies but i was so tired and lazy. go to work the next day and they had sooo many housemade breakfast sandwiches just for free for us. jimmy dean eat your heart out
oh great, well done. you've doxxed the muffin man. because of you the muffin man has to go into witness protection
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
oh great, well done. you've doxxed the muffin man. because of you the muffin man has to go into witness protection
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
let's play a game it's called put muffin in comfy bondage and see how long it takes her to fall asleep. okay go
September 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
let's play a game it's called put muffin in comfy bondage and see how long it takes her to fall asleep. okay go
the ongoing need to eat protein is really cramping my style tbh like what do you mean i can’t go to the gym on one corn muffin
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the ongoing need to eat protein is really cramping my style tbh like what do you mean i can’t go to the gym on one corn muffin
From now on my apartment is called “my lab.” This is my lab. I conduct my experiments here, I go insane here, I eat an English muffin here. This is my work. Magic happens in here, for example the English muffin
December 8, 2023 at 8:22 AM
From now on my apartment is called “my lab.” This is my lab. I conduct my experiments here, I go insane here, I eat an English muffin here. This is my work. Magic happens in here, for example the English muffin
Muffin scrolluje ze mną internety. Chyba go to nudzi
February 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Muffin scrolluje ze mną internety. Chyba go to nudzi
She's a mess but I love her
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
She's a mess but I love her
When we go away, our friend Carrie comes to stay with Toby with her hamster Muffin. After a careful intro they became unlikely friends. Sadly, Muffin passed away last night at the age of 2. Sending all of our love to Carrie. Muffin was special.
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When we go away, our friend Carrie comes to stay with Toby with her hamster Muffin. After a careful intro they became unlikely friends. Sadly, Muffin passed away last night at the age of 2. Sending all of our love to Carrie. Muffin was special.
I forgot my morning post workout muffin :( guess I have to go to the campus cafe and get a chocolate croissant :((( it’s so rough out here :,,,((((((((
March 25, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I forgot my morning post workout muffin :( guess I have to go to the campus cafe and get a chocolate croissant :((( it’s so rough out here :,,,((((((((
just tweet the word banana. minion lovers will go nuts. like a muffin.
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 AM
just tweet the word banana. minion lovers will go nuts. like a muffin.
May as go all the way and pair it with a gluten free muffin
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
May as go all the way and pair it with a gluten free muffin
Into the oven they go!
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Into the oven they go!
I need to go to home depot but this muffin
April 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I need to go to home depot but this muffin
More sorely-missed old English slang…
7. A muffin-walloper (a gossip)
6. Gigglemug (always smiling)
5. Plum full of bug juice (drunk)
4. Tight as a boiled owl (very drunk)
3. Feeling like a stewed owl (hungover)
2. Put your flute away (shut up)
1. Go fry your face and play with the gravy (go away)
7. A muffin-walloper (a gossip)
6. Gigglemug (always smiling)
5. Plum full of bug juice (drunk)
4. Tight as a boiled owl (very drunk)
3. Feeling like a stewed owl (hungover)
2. Put your flute away (shut up)
1. Go fry your face and play with the gravy (go away)
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
More sorely-missed old English slang…
7. A muffin-walloper (a gossip)
6. Gigglemug (always smiling)
5. Plum full of bug juice (drunk)
4. Tight as a boiled owl (very drunk)
3. Feeling like a stewed owl (hungover)
2. Put your flute away (shut up)
1. Go fry your face and play with the gravy (go away)
7. A muffin-walloper (a gossip)
6. Gigglemug (always smiling)
5. Plum full of bug juice (drunk)
4. Tight as a boiled owl (very drunk)
3. Feeling like a stewed owl (hungover)
2. Put your flute away (shut up)
1. Go fry your face and play with the gravy (go away)