public void commitFraud(Person cryptoExecutive) {
doNotPassGo(cryptoExecutive);
doNotCollect(cryptoExecutive, twoHundredMillionDollars);
goDirectlyToJail(cryptoExecutive);
}
commitFraud(SBF);
doNotPassGo(cryptoExecutive);
doNotCollect(cryptoExecutive, twoHundredMillionDollars);
goDirectlyToJail(cryptoExecutive);
}
commitFraud(SBF);
From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried:
The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500
The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500
October 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM
public void commitFraud(Person cryptoExecutive) {
doNotPassGo(cryptoExecutive);
doNotCollect(cryptoExecutive, twoHundredMillionDollars);
goDirectlyToJail(cryptoExecutive);
}
commitFraud(SBF);
doNotPassGo(cryptoExecutive);
doNotCollect(cryptoExecutive, twoHundredMillionDollars);
goDirectlyToJail(cryptoExecutive);
}
commitFraud(SBF);
No, Mr. Trump, you can't buy Greenland.
It's not a golf course, a bankrupt casino, or your Cabinet.
Stick to Monopoly and leave geopolitics to the grown-ups.
But nice try! Maybe the moon's still available?
#GreenlandNotForSale
#SitDownDonald
#GoDirectlyToJail
#NiceTryDonald
It's not a golf course, a bankrupt casino, or your Cabinet.
Stick to Monopoly and leave geopolitics to the grown-ups.
But nice try! Maybe the moon's still available?
#GreenlandNotForSale
#SitDownDonald
#GoDirectlyToJail
#NiceTryDonald
December 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
No, Mr. Trump, you can't buy Greenland.
It's not a golf course, a bankrupt casino, or your Cabinet.
Stick to Monopoly and leave geopolitics to the grown-ups.
But nice try! Maybe the moon's still available?
#GreenlandNotForSale
#SitDownDonald
#GoDirectlyToJail
#NiceTryDonald
It's not a golf course, a bankrupt casino, or your Cabinet.
Stick to Monopoly and leave geopolitics to the grown-ups.
But nice try! Maybe the moon's still available?
#GreenlandNotForSale
#SitDownDonald
#GoDirectlyToJail
#NiceTryDonald
I don't want Greenland.
I want our government to exercise its rightful authority and prevent Donald Trump from ascending to the office he tried to steal during his staged insurrection.
He is an insurrectionist and should be disqualified from being president, forever.
#GoToJail #GoDirectlytoJail
I want our government to exercise its rightful authority and prevent Donald Trump from ascending to the office he tried to steal during his staged insurrection.
He is an insurrectionist and should be disqualified from being president, forever.
#GoToJail #GoDirectlytoJail
January 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I don't want Greenland.
I want our government to exercise its rightful authority and prevent Donald Trump from ascending to the office he tried to steal during his staged insurrection.
He is an insurrectionist and should be disqualified from being president, forever.
#GoToJail #GoDirectlytoJail
I want our government to exercise its rightful authority and prevent Donald Trump from ascending to the office he tried to steal during his staged insurrection.
He is an insurrectionist and should be disqualified from being president, forever.
#GoToJail #GoDirectlytoJail
Trump’s legal strategy is basically Monopoly rules: Collect $200, deny everything, and hope for the best. 🎲💼 #GoDirectlyToJail
December 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Trump’s legal strategy is basically Monopoly rules: Collect $200, deny everything, and hope for the best. 🎲💼 #GoDirectlyToJail
Confirmed. Trump employees are incompetent, deceitful, unqualified appointees who broke the law under the Espionage Act of 1917 and then participated in a coverup by lying to the US Senate Intelligent Committee.
#GoDirectlyToJail
#GoDirectlyToJail
The Atlantic releases the entire Signal chat showing Hegseth's detailed attack plans against Houthis
The Atlantic has released the entire Signal chat among Trump senior national security officials. It shows that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth provided the exact times of warplane launches and when bom...
apnews.com
March 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Confirmed. Trump employees are incompetent, deceitful, unqualified appointees who broke the law under the Espionage Act of 1917 and then participated in a coverup by lying to the US Senate Intelligent Committee.
#GoDirectlyToJail
#GoDirectlyToJail
#WeThePeopleOfUSA🇺🇸ConvictedFelonDJT
NeedsTo Be #Arrested #Removed #Jail
Do Not collect $200 #GoDirectlyToJail
All Done With His Endless #Revenge #Crimes #Chaos #Cruelty #Grift #Cheating #Lying #EpsteinFiles
#TraitorDJT🇷🇺
Trump Presses Fed’s Cook to Quit After Mortgage Fraud Allegation - Bloomberg
NeedsTo Be #Arrested #Removed #Jail
Do Not collect $200 #GoDirectlyToJail
All Done With His Endless #Revenge #Crimes #Chaos #Cruelty #Grift #Cheating #Lying #EpsteinFiles
#TraitorDJT🇷🇺
Trump Presses Fed’s Cook to Quit After Mortgage Fraud Allegation - Bloomberg
August 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#WeThePeopleOfUSA🇺🇸ConvictedFelonDJT
NeedsTo Be #Arrested #Removed #Jail
Do Not collect $200 #GoDirectlyToJail
All Done With His Endless #Revenge #Crimes #Chaos #Cruelty #Grift #Cheating #Lying #EpsteinFiles
#TraitorDJT🇷🇺
Trump Presses Fed’s Cook to Quit After Mortgage Fraud Allegation - Bloomberg
NeedsTo Be #Arrested #Removed #Jail
Do Not collect $200 #GoDirectlyToJail
All Done With His Endless #Revenge #Crimes #Chaos #Cruelty #Grift #Cheating #Lying #EpsteinFiles
#TraitorDJT🇷🇺
Trump Presses Fed’s Cook to Quit After Mortgage Fraud Allegation - Bloomberg
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April 07, 2024
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April 7, 2024 at 11:00 AM
"barely legal"
the problem with really sexy teenagers.
it's all their fault.
being so sexy... to middle aged+ men.
yeah, you know, that's completely immoral... but also completely illegal.
don't try to justify paedophilia.
#goToJail #goDirectlyToJail
the problem with really sexy teenagers.
it's all their fault.
being so sexy... to middle aged+ men.
yeah, you know, that's completely immoral... but also completely illegal.
don't try to justify paedophilia.
#goToJail #goDirectlyToJail
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"barely legal"
the problem with really sexy teenagers.
it's all their fault.
being so sexy... to middle aged+ men.
yeah, you know, that's completely immoral... but also completely illegal.
don't try to justify paedophilia.
#goToJail #goDirectlyToJail
the problem with really sexy teenagers.
it's all their fault.
being so sexy... to middle aged+ men.
yeah, you know, that's completely immoral... but also completely illegal.
don't try to justify paedophilia.
#goToJail #goDirectlyToJail
#PresidentPeacePrize #EpsteinPEDOFiles
#SoMuchWinning
#YesManMilitary #ComplicitUnilateralism #VenezuelanFishermen #PrettiGoodJustice #CECOTRetirement where “Solitary” is known as #The18thHole #GoDirectlyToJail #DoNotPassGo
#SoMuchWinning
#YesManMilitary #ComplicitUnilateralism #VenezuelanFishermen #PrettiGoodJustice #CECOTRetirement where “Solitary” is known as #The18thHole #GoDirectlyToJail #DoNotPassGo
March 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
...and he did... http://j.mp/GoDirectlyToJail
Mugs: October 31, 2014
Mugs: October 31, 2014
j.mp
November 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
...and he did... http://j.mp/GoDirectlyToJail
If he orders troops to occupy Greenland then Donald Trump will be ordering the violation of signed treaties, which is in and of itself a #WarCrime as is the obeying of such an order #GoDirectlyToJail
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If he orders troops to occupy Greenland then Donald Trump will be ordering the violation of signed treaties, which is in and of itself a #WarCrime as is the obeying of such an order #GoDirectlyToJail