#GoDp
October 22, 2026 at 12:06 PM
oh my god oh my god ih my GODp
September 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
lrp

GODP LEASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE-
August 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The GODP - the Grand Old Distraction Party. Have you done one with the Trump as the wizard behind the curtain?
August 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
To Mike Johnson,

Thou shalt not ‘impose conditions’ on disaster aid to California.

California is the 6th largest economy in the world.

If thou fuck around, thou shalt find out.
January 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
SMITE!!!
December 8, 2024 at 3:24 AM
March 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
March 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Oh thank god, Carny won

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April 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Thou shalt care about things when they happen to other people, not just to you.
May 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The cost of Donold’s first deportation flights, carrying about 80 migrants each, cost up to $852,000 per trip.
January 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Donold, you can’t be pope. The job requires humility, grace... and literacy skills.
May 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Buying a life jacket tomorrow … if I can afford one 🥴
Hi, I’m God.

I’m not sure how so many people became brainwashed, but I’m seriously considering another flood.
May 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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They will be grasping it all too soon! Buckle your seatbelts! 😩
Again, I am ASTOUNDED that SO MANY people don’t understand that if Walmart or Target can’t stock their shelves, NO STORE will be able to. It doesn’t matter if you are boycotting them.

How are people on both sides somehow not grasping this concept?!?
May 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There's only one person who's allowed to enter someone's home without a warrant, and that is Santa.
April 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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👇👇👇This 👇👇👇
Planes are falling from the skies. Measles is spreading rapidly. The economy is getting hit by tariffs, trade wars and a collapsing tourism industry. He needs to be stopped. Nay…he must be stopped.
Thou Shalt Not Let Donold Have 3 Terms
For the love of god.
www.thegodpodcast.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The world hates Donold and Elon. Imagine being so despicable you piss off an entire planet. That used to only happen on Star Trek.
March 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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This 👇👇👇👇
If federal workers aren’t allowed to work from home then Donold shouldn’t be allowed to work from Mar-A-Lago.
March 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thou shalt not deport hard working, good people whilst importing vile criminals like the Tate brothers and still claim you have morals.
March 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bernie is leading an anti-oligarchy tour.
Go Bernie!
February 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
He wants you to be scared.
It's what he does when he is scared.
April 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
May 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM