#GoatFuck
They're not the ones who started this goatfuck. 😡
October 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
we have to sit and watch as the Genocide Meter hits 8/10 and listen to our supposed allies sneer and mock us for questioning their strategy of pushing it to 9/10 to try and win Goatfuck County Kansas (R+57)
September 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
You don't have to be Chester Goddamn Nimitz to see that this is a goatfuck.
September 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Whoa... #Survivor got this kid's left leg cut off.

youtu.be/3_coqPKm2LE?...

"His left leg was never recovered."

Jesus. No show is worth that. He's suing for $100M, and I hope he gets all of it, and it makes the show not worth it to the network anymore. What a calamitous goatfuck.

#TVSky 📺 #TV
Survivor Contestant Stavros Floros' Leg Severed, Sues for $100 Million | E! News
YouTube video by E! News
youtu.be
September 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
ITS A TOTAL GOATFUCK
September 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
THIS, This is the #Waymo #GoatFuck future #Billionaires want!
Where are the flying #Taxis we were promised by last year?
Waymo robots got stuck again & in both directions & w another one going the wrong way at:

Venetian Causeway East Bridge, Miami

Looks like a Waymo defect trifecta:
- traffic light
- cascading failure
- wrong way

If none can handle it, when one goes around it stops/fails.

OP: tiktok.vehiculeracing
August 24, 2026 at 1:00 PM
"A.O. IS A COLOSSAL GOATFUCK!"
#Dresstiny #Payday2
August 21, 2026 at 10:00 AM
wut in the almighty goatfuck
Today's mad rubbish from the techpocalypse - a goat-shaped quadruped robut designed to be operated remotely in 'workplace settings', which is also, er, apparently equipped to carry automatic firearms? And a chainsaw? THIS IS FINE, etc etc www.satyress.com
Satyress Robotics
Satyress, creating general purpose robots for dangerous jobs
www.satyress.com
August 19, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Marvel as he casts psychic attacks using ridiculous grammatically questionable Latin such as "Teleportius Goatfuck" and "Petrolaflam Vinobottleus"
August 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Boy, reading @chron.com ‘s pinned post really took me back to what it felt like being smack in the middle of that #Hearst goatfuck when I was still in #HTX 😵‍💫

Just a little taste of their dysfunction. It was like Succession, but if nobody was making any money 😆

I’m not rehirable, so problem solved!
August 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
What was he expecting?
He started the war because he thought it would be like Venezuela after he kidnapped Maduro and not one single person had the balls to tell him it wouldn't. So he owns this goatfuck.
July 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What a colossal goatfuck.
July 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Right when I didn't need any more shit to deal with I've managed to fracture a bone in my left thumb at work and now can't do half the stuff I usually do either there or at home for at least four fucking weeks. This year is turning into a total goatfuck.
September 5, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Goatfuck bastards!
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Fuck you Susan Collins - you miserable goatfuck c**t!
February 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fuck you Trump - you old goatfuck!
February 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My new term - this is a god damn goatfuck!!
February 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
LMAO - Goatfuck Texas!!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Geeeez Joe, rough times. If only there were some way you could have known what an existential goatfuck your pal would bring down on us.
April 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
After all these years, I still don't know any of you, or know what in chaotic goatfuck you're talking about
July 19, 2023 at 8:16 AM