There is unexploited territory in this area. Let’s figure out what catshit means. Goatshit. Pigshit. Batshit is relatively new, so we CAN innovate here.
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
There is unexploited territory in this area. Let’s figure out what catshit means. Goatshit. Pigshit. Batshit is relatively new, so we CAN innovate here.
"if being racist means *insert racism here* then I'm racist!"
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"if being racist means *insert racism here* then I'm racist!"
December 8, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Something can be bullshit, batshit, horseshit, apeshit, dogshit or chickenshit, but can't be pigshit, catshit, sheepshit, goatshit, or ratshit. Discuss.
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Something can be bullshit, batshit, horseshit, apeshit, dogshit or chickenshit, but can't be pigshit, catshit, sheepshit, goatshit, or ratshit. Discuss.
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Meanwhile, Trump has multiple lines of bullshit, horseshit, goatshit, gooseshit, dogshit, pigshit and mooseshit (this list is not exhaustive).
May 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Meanwhile, Trump has multiple lines of bullshit, horseshit, goatshit, gooseshit, dogshit, pigshit and mooseshit (this list is not exhaustive).
Not worth 2 knobs
of goatshit 🐐
of goatshit 🐐
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Not worth 2 knobs
of goatshit 🐐
of goatshit 🐐
April 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
haha what the actual fuck discord you pile of goatshit
January 12, 2024 at 4:06 AM
haha what the actual fuck discord you pile of goatshit
People usually go apeshit. I bet #Severance fandom goes goatshit rn. 📺
March 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
People usually go apeshit. I bet #Severance fandom goes goatshit rn. 📺
back on my goatshit 🤘
January 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
back on my goatshit 🤘
Like, I get it, having to compromise and build coalitions and accept half measures and live with the time implications of due process isn’t much fun. But, that’s the deal. The alternatives are mostly various flavors of autocracy, and that is basically nitroglycerin flavored with goatshit. 2/3?
December 3, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Like, I get it, having to compromise and build coalitions and accept half measures and live with the time implications of due process isn’t much fun. But, that’s the deal. The alternatives are mostly various flavors of autocracy, and that is basically nitroglycerin flavored with goatshit. 2/3?
Who cares. RC's haven't been worth a pinch if goatshit for the past 30 or more years. ALP or LNP cover up the findings and recommendations and let these reports gather dust
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Who cares. RC's haven't been worth a pinch if goatshit for the past 30 or more years. ALP or LNP cover up the findings and recommendations and let these reports gather dust
When I say "goatshit" that's huge compliment. It's so good stuff I call it GOAT🔥🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
When I say "goatshit" that's huge compliment. It's so good stuff I call it GOAT🔥🔥🔥
Ah, the early days. There was a time when Twitter— and social media, as a concept— wasn’t the steaming pile of goatshit it would go on to become.
I set up my first Twitter account in 2008 to promote my karaoke shows & my writing. Navigating that 140-character limit required creative editing.
I set up my first Twitter account in 2008 to promote my karaoke shows & my writing. Navigating that 140-character limit required creative editing.
March 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Ah, the early days. There was a time when Twitter— and social media, as a concept— wasn’t the steaming pile of goatshit it would go on to become.
I set up my first Twitter account in 2008 to promote my karaoke shows & my writing. Navigating that 140-character limit required creative editing.
I set up my first Twitter account in 2008 to promote my karaoke shows & my writing. Navigating that 140-character limit required creative editing.
Goatshit>>sewerspvta
September 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Goatshit>>sewerspvta
May I suggest goatshit?
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
May I suggest goatshit?
My god CNN is absolute goatshit (greatest of all time shit, that is) now
I’ve rarely seen journalistic behaviour this obeisant & absurd
I’ve rarely seen journalistic behaviour this obeisant & absurd
December 26, 2024 at 7:58 PM
My god CNN is absolute goatshit (greatest of all time shit, that is) now
I’ve rarely seen journalistic behaviour this obeisant & absurd
I’ve rarely seen journalistic behaviour this obeisant & absurd
Goatshit = emotionally underwhelming
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Goatshit = emotionally underwhelming
Goatshit is like 6000% less objectionable than cowshit, also.
Especially stark in my wet eastern climate.
Especially stark in my wet eastern climate.
September 4, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Goatshit is like 6000% less objectionable than cowshit, also.
Especially stark in my wet eastern climate.
Especially stark in my wet eastern climate.