Godforbid we laugh at someone slipping on their own banana peel
May 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Godforbid we laugh at someone slipping on their own banana peel
Godforbid
With mortgage rates around 7%, sellers are slashing prices and offering concessions to try and get their homes off the market
Mortgage Rates at 7% Are Forcing Home Sellers to Slash Prices
Less than a week after listing his Marlborough, Massachusetts, home for $1.28 million, Alton Bradshaw had already cut the price twice.
bloom.bg
September 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Godforbid
Godforbid a man goon now and again 🙄
August 30, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Godforbid a man goon now and again 🙄
explicit sexual content, godforbid a girl with big boobs be naked and smiling about it
July 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
explicit sexual content, godforbid a girl with big boobs be naked and smiling about it
This motherfucker gets his panties in a twist bc a moose gets a cold but godforbid someone use a moment on television to say be nice to immigrants
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This motherfucker gets his panties in a twist bc a moose gets a cold but godforbid someone use a moment on television to say be nice to immigrants
I have a theory that a big chunk of the socialist fear mongering by liberals is really about the fact that it’s perceived as a youth movement and godforbid the young exert political power
August 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I have a theory that a big chunk of the socialist fear mongering by liberals is really about the fact that it’s perceived as a youth movement and godforbid the young exert political power
I am genuinely curious as to what, godforbid, this ends up looking like in reality. Like partisan and guerilla warfare on mass levels?
"the model includes tactics used by the Afghan mujahedeen in their hit-and-run attacks on Russian soldiers during the 1979-1989 Soviet-Afghan War. "
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion
Armed Forces envision insurgency tactics like those used by Afghan mujahedeen, sources say. But officials and experts stress a U.S. operation is unlikely, and the scenarios are conceptual
www.theglobeandmail.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I am genuinely curious as to what, godforbid, this ends up looking like in reality. Like partisan and guerilla warfare on mass levels?
Godforbid penguins have their little snacks
July 7, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Godforbid penguins have their little snacks
Plus godforbid Marc Andreessen pick up a history book once in a while
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Plus godforbid Marc Andreessen pick up a history book once in a while
She didn’t want to do it and Schumer pushed her into it instead of finding (godforbid) a younger new candidate
June 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
She didn’t want to do it and Schumer pushed her into it instead of finding (godforbid) a younger new candidate
Godforbid those perverts!
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Godforbid those perverts!
Yeah I said it, and not for the first time. Badmouth me in donor meetings if you want, lol. Godforbid anyone have any curiosity or willingness to learn.
New York City DSA has been an incredible hotbed of political talent and largely because they have a fundamental orientation toward community and organization. When establishment Dems treat them as fringe, they just demonstrate that they’re out of touch
September 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yeah I said it, and not for the first time. Badmouth me in donor meetings if you want, lol. Godforbid anyone have any curiosity or willingness to learn.
My ass can take a a nice good pounding but Godforbid sitting on a park bench friggin kills me.
August 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
My ass can take a a nice good pounding but Godforbid sitting on a park bench friggin kills me.
It’s just really fun. Godforbid we have any fun these days and also my mayor Muslim my bagel Jewish my Christian Dior my Knicks in four this is the best
June 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
It’s just really fun. Godforbid we have any fun these days and also my mayor Muslim my bagel Jewish my Christian Dior my Knicks in four this is the best
Unironically:
Godforbid women have hobbies
Godforbid women have hobbies
March 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Unironically:
Godforbid women have hobbies
Godforbid women have hobbies
Godforbid someone gets thirsty while talking a lot and wants to stay focused during an important conversation.
September 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Godforbid someone gets thirsty while talking a lot and wants to stay focused during an important conversation.
Pro tip: when explaining the NIH cuts to friends and family, use "research infrastructure" rather than "indirect costs" or, godforbid, "overhead."
DOGE just slashed the budget for research infrastructure.
It's accurate and it drives home that the fight is over jobs and facilities, not "waste."
DOGE just slashed the budget for research infrastructure.
It's accurate and it drives home that the fight is over jobs and facilities, not "waste."
February 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Pro tip: when explaining the NIH cuts to friends and family, use "research infrastructure" rather than "indirect costs" or, godforbid, "overhead."
DOGE just slashed the budget for research infrastructure.
It's accurate and it drives home that the fight is over jobs and facilities, not "waste."
DOGE just slashed the budget for research infrastructure.
It's accurate and it drives home that the fight is over jobs and facilities, not "waste."
"Godforbid women have hobbies"
#仮面ライダーギーツ
#仮面ライダーギーツ
August 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"Godforbid women have hobbies"
#仮面ライダーギーツ
#仮面ライダーギーツ
David Petraeus could've restored a modicum of honor by slamming his car into Heggy's motorcade in protest but godforbid any of the hundred of four stars you could think of take a stand *before* get to this point
June 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
David Petraeus could've restored a modicum of honor by slamming his car into Heggy's motorcade in protest but godforbid any of the hundred of four stars you could think of take a stand *before* get to this point