#HoleInOne #BeginnerLuck #GolfProbs #AceUpHerSleeve #KananaskisComedy By: TheJestPress.com **‘GET IN THE HOLE!’: Kananaskis Staffer Nails Ace on First Round—Members Demand Immediate Drug Test** In what experts are already calling “the day physics lost,” a staff member at Kananaskis Country Golf Course floored witnesses—and several geese—by nailing a hole-in-one in her very first round of golf. Eyewitnesses report that Sheila Blakely, whose previous exposure to golf consisted of rolling her ankle in the parking lot, casually joined a group of veteran members “to see what all the plaid was about.” What happened next was enough to make Tiger Woods consider a new profession.