captain goodhair and the zoomers return
June 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
captain goodhair and the zoomers return
using governor goodhair as a sin eater for a Dem To Yell At is great because he's verifiably and openly into it, there's absolutely no downside, even I yell at governor goodhair every now and then just to get the impulse out of my system
If you absolutely need to scream at a democrat please use your emotional support Newsom who is not running for anything.
September 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
using governor goodhair as a sin eater for a Dem To Yell At is great because he's verifiably and openly into it, there's absolutely no downside, even I yell at governor goodhair every now and then just to get the impulse out of my system
California Gov. Gavin Goodhair Declares Dolly Parton Day, Signs Bunch Of Other Bills, Makes Everybody Angry
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California Gov. Gavin Goodhair Declares Dolly Parton Day, Signs Bunch Of Other Bills, Makes Everybody Angry
Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate, and more!
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September 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
California Gov. Gavin Goodhair Declares Dolly Parton Day, Signs Bunch Of Other Bills, Makes Everybody Angry
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California Gov. Gavin Goodhair Declares Dolly Parton Day, Signs Bunch Of Other Bills, Makes Everybody Angry
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By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
California Gov. Gavin Goodhair Declares Dolly Parton Day, Signs Bunch Of Other Bills, Makes Everybody Angry
Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate, and more!
www.wonkette.com
September 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
California Gov. Gavin Goodhair Declares Dolly Parton Day, Signs Bunch Of Other Bills, Makes Everybody Angry
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By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
it’s traditional name is goodhair mountain
December 7, 2023 at 4:37 AM
it’s traditional name is goodhair mountain
Bad move, Governor Goodhair.
Sad I had break up with Gavin today just like him this heaux ain’t loyal 😂 I will find a new boo.
December 4, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Bad move, Governor Goodhair.
im a resident of California - governor Goodhair is just another corporate lapdog…he’s a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporate real estate lobby
September 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
im a resident of California - governor Goodhair is just another corporate lapdog…he’s a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporate real estate lobby
Captain Goodhair is the anti-Hornblower
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Captain Goodhair is the anti-Hornblower
it takes a true dumbass coward to get slapped down by Gavin fuckin Newsom
attn democratic pols: if Governor Goodhair can do it, ANYONE can lol
attn democratic pols: if Governor Goodhair can do it, ANYONE can lol
Tom Homan backed down from his threat to arrest Gavin Newsom, claiming this morning that he was taken "out of context" by a "very dishonest" NBC News reporter.
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Tom Homan rages on ‘Morning Joe’ about NBC reporter taking him ‘out of context’
‘NBC News stands by the reporting,’ MSNBC anchor Jonathan Lemire reacted to Tom Homan’s complaints
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June 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
it takes a true dumbass coward to get slapped down by Gavin fuckin Newsom
attn democratic pols: if Governor Goodhair can do it, ANYONE can lol
attn democratic pols: if Governor Goodhair can do it, ANYONE can lol
Governor Goodhair will land on his feet - just not in the Oval Office.
September 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Governor Goodhair will land on his feet - just not in the Oval Office.
OH FUCK YEAH, ENTER CAPTAIN GOODHAIR
December 12, 2023 at 5:15 AM
OH FUCK YEAH, ENTER CAPTAIN GOODHAIR
Imagine thinking Gov Goodhair is presidential material when Michelle Wu is right there.
Over the next four years, Boston will be the proof that the nation we fought for is possible. #BostonInauguration
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Imagine thinking Gov Goodhair is presidential material when Michelle Wu is right there.
There is, however, a crucial difference between advocacy of violence and contemplation of the potential theoretical benefits of a turbo-swirlie as applied to Governor Goodhair.
June 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
There is, however, a crucial difference between advocacy of violence and contemplation of the potential theoretical benefits of a turbo-swirlie as applied to Governor Goodhair.
Senator Van Hollen tells Governor Goodhair to have all the seats.🔥🔥
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
April 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Senator Van Hollen tells Governor Goodhair to have all the seats.🔥🔥
Dunno that I buy Governor Goodhair as the right guy for the Woke Christian Democrat mold being tried out here. But appreciate he's willing to experiment, and I think this is a fertile lane for others
Newsom: The New Testament and Old Testament have one dominant thing in common—Matthew, Isaiah, Luke, Proverbs, go down the list—it’s about food, about serving those who are hungry. It’s not a suggestion; it’s core and essential to what it means to align with God’s will.
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dunno that I buy Governor Goodhair as the right guy for the Woke Christian Democrat mold being tried out here. But appreciate he's willing to experiment, and I think this is a fertile lane for others
Molly Ivens always called him Governor Goodhair
May 8, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Molly Ivens always called him Governor Goodhair
I thought Gov Goodhair had passed through the bro phase twenty years ago and was living his daddy life? I guess this is what a (late) midlife crisis looks like in 2025?
Nothing wrong with this headline. It just made me laugh.
April 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I thought Gov Goodhair had passed through the bro phase twenty years ago and was living his daddy life? I guess this is what a (late) midlife crisis looks like in 2025?
Like Pelosi, he was salty that there wasn't an open convention. This is pay back for Biden nominating Kamala. I'll always believe Pelosi's plan was to replace both Biden and Harris with Governor Goodhair.
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Like Pelosi, he was salty that there wasn't an open convention. This is pay back for Biden nominating Kamala. I'll always believe Pelosi's plan was to replace both Biden and Harris with Governor Goodhair.
Governor GoodHair!
August 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Governor GoodHair!
There HAS to be better democrats running in the primary than him and Guvn Goodhair.
September 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
There HAS to be better democrats running in the primary than him and Guvn Goodhair.
Captain Goodhair and the Zoomers would never contemplate General Order 24
Starfleet General Order 24
February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Captain Goodhair and the Zoomers would never contemplate General Order 24
The introduction of Captain Goodhair, some predestination paradoxes, Burnham is basically revealed as the messiah
February 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The introduction of Captain Goodhair, some predestination paradoxes, Burnham is basically revealed as the messiah
the coolest thing about this is the part where no *actual* remotely plausible ‘28 contender has done this (I do not count Governor Goodhair McWindsock) but every single person on this website will RT this crowing about why no Democrat is ever to be trusted
August 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
the coolest thing about this is the part where no *actual* remotely plausible ‘28 contender has done this (I do not count Governor Goodhair McWindsock) but every single person on this website will RT this crowing about why no Democrat is ever to be trusted
