#Goofus
Real goofus v. gallant situation
November 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Goofus Doofus is checking in!
#theweecon
#theweecon2
November 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
David French’s Goofus to Bill Kristol’s Gallant, basically.
November 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Some days I’m Gallant but most days I’m a Goofus
November 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Side note, did you know Goofus and Gallant aren’t even canonically established to know each other? I thought they were brothers.
November 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Which means that it's morally acceptable to write Goofus/Gallant slashfic
November 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
What show was Goofus, Chicken of Culture, at today?
November 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Oh, and while everybody distracted, Justin Timberlake finna dig his own grave, eyes on that goofus, too. For mess. 😭😭😭
November 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Ooooo gritty Goofus and Gallant film adaptation?

Aren't we all looking for a Gallant in the streets and a Goofus in the sheets?
November 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
😎

Rock on, Goofus!
November 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
But a beautiful Goofus you are!
November 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I’m not gonna let this goofus confuse evangelical radicals and Protestantism, but I *will* let him confuse “global capital of Christian media” with “global capital for evangelicalism”.
November 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
"Goofus runs with scissors!"

🤣

That's still one of my many call signs.
November 5, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I'd I taught Pro Res it would be hard not to do. Goofus and Galant type of scenarios with Goofus being Blanche.
November 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
What new instantly-repellent goofus will they drag up next.
November 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
It really is pure Goofus and Gallant that when MAGES wanted to make an action game, they produced this 100% AI-generated garbage.

When Nitro+ wanted to make one, they just threw their whole asses into it and made Dolls Nest, which is one of the coolest indie souls-likes around.
DLC for Steins; Gate RE:BOOT Studio's Vibe-Coded 'Juggernaut' Will Let You Make the Game 'Sexier' With GenAI (Image: @MAGES_GAME)
DLC for Steins; Gate RE:BOOT Studio's Vibe-Coded 'Juggernaut' Will Let You Make the Game 'Sexier' With GenAI
Brace for impact
www.steamhype.com
November 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Goofus. Bluto. Mr Bungle.

Different myths, same ancient warning.
November 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
GD2 is on route to Wee Con. He can't wait to meet his public. Also if you saw hello to him personally, his personal assistant will give you a special badge/badges. He went mad with the badges. He's a bit egotistical like that.
November 6, 2026 at 8:02 AM
goofus
November 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"Wake up, babe. New Goofus and Gallant just dropped."
November 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Goofus is a dependable dreamboat.
November 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
New thing to ask your congressperson about when you call to also ask them to oppose this goofus for speaker
Jeffries: "I haven't had a single member of the House Democratic caucus talk to me about impeachment. We've been relentlessly focused on affordability and accountability."
November 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
*Raises hand*

My Missus already has a Goofus in the sheets!
🤓🤪

A DOOFUS MCGOOFUS!
November 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Goofus and Gallant (dir. M. Night Shyamalan)
November 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
More like Chris goofus
November 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM