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@halloweencandles.bsky.social

Building with white bricks in gooncraft
i wanted to draw minecraft cause i was drawing so much deltarune, i'm gonna draw more later but for now here's a tgirl creeper

a creeper girl stares at a powered dildo while leashed, she is leaking while crossing her legs, she has dreads with flowers
im not sure this is vanilla...

August 20, 2026 at 5:33 AM

JJB 🌽

@jimmysjunkbox.bsky.social

joystick.tv/u/jimmysjunk...

jimmysjunkbox - Watch me stream now on Joystick.tv

Watch jimmysjunkbox stream "GoonCraft " live on Joystick.tv.

joystick.tv

July 30, 2026 at 10:59 AM

GoobzDraws66 🔞 NSFW

@goobzdraws6.bsky.social

GD! Enderman.

#nsfw #nsfwart #hypercock #hyper #happytrail #Ender #Enderman #Fyp #fyp #Goonslop #Gooncraft #Gooner #Goonsky

July 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM

the demonic trans neighbors

@sleepyfella.nekoweb.org

join gooncraft today to see such amazing text chats such as this

June 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM

Phantomony🔞(COMMS OPEN 2/3)

@phantomony.bsky.social

👀🧟‍♀️New Territory🧟‍♀️👀
(Drowned Girl Mob design from @GoonCraftStudio <3 )
#mcr34 #r34 #gooncraft #biaprowell #jennybelle

June 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM

GoobzDraws66 🔞 NSFW

@goobzdraws6.bsky.social

Y'all Lowkey Sleeping On Minecraft Porn

#nsfwart #nsfw #minecraft #minecraftnsfw #alwxnsfw #goonslop #gooncraft

May 18, 2026 at 6:31 AM

Playing Games

@playing-games.bsky.social

私たちのサーバーは、レガシーコンソールエディションのチュートリアルの世界からインスピレーションを得て生成されます。

https://www.playing-games.com/971935/

私たちは古いチュートリアルの世界に良い思い出を持っているので、スポーンをそのように見えるようにデザインしました。質問する前に、Gooncraft の Goon は動詞ではなく名詞です。 by burgman459

私たちのサーバーは、レガシーコンソールエディションのチュートリアルの世界からインスピレーションを得て生成されます。 - Playing Games

私たちは古いチュートリアルの世界に良い思い出を持っているので、スポーンをそのように見えるようにデザインしました。

www.playing-games.com

March 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM

Phantomony🔞(COMMS OPEN 2/3)

@phantomony.bsky.social

💧💋Drowned Girl Banged Underwater💧💋
(@GoonCraftStudio <33)
#drownedgirl #slipperyt #minecraft #minecraftnsfw #nsfwart #blender #Phantomony #8K #gooncraft

February 24, 2026 at 2:17 PM

🎠

@mmhberry.bsky.social

World of….. Gooncraft …… they’llforce you to goon

February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM

DreddyHypno ❤️ 🔞

@dreddyhypno.bsky.social

Gooncraft we are so back

February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM

GoonCraft

@gooncraft.bsky.social

DID SOMEBUDDY SAY BUNNY?!!

no? •_•

Well here it is anyway :)

This is the design and model of the rabbit for the NSFW addon of "GirlMobs" that we are creating for Minecraft Bedrock.

#Mcr34 #Minecraftrule34 #MinecraftNSFW #Gooncraft #Rabbit

January 26, 2026 at 4:05 AM

GoonCraft

@gooncraft.bsky.social

say hello to our nOOOW mushroom cow :D

This is the design and model of the Brown Mooshroom for the NSFW addon of "GirlMobs" that we are creating for Minecraft Bedrock.

#mcr34 #minecraftrule34 #MinecraftNSFW #Gooncraft #GirlMobs

January 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM

Berry begins

@penorsword.bsky.social

Gooncraft

January 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM

Berry begins

@penorsword.bsky.social

Porn Loving husbands post nut love talk yap “you’re mine you’re mine” gooncraft era is over

November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM

✨Nova Wasabi✨(COMMS OPEN)

@novawasabi13.bsky.social

Gooncraft!

November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM

Cooljohnathon21

@cooljohnathon21.bsky.social

Random Minecraft Stream #streaming #Minecraft #Gooncraft

www.twitch.tv/cooljohnatho...

November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM

✫✫LVN✫✫

@urbanaudacity.blacksky.app

Anybody else read this article? I’m not anti-porn or anything, but…c’mon.

CW: the article is about an, apparently, ultra-expansive and growing masturbation subculture primarily amongst Gen Z. So there’s a lot of things you probably never thought you would EVER read

harpers.org/archive/2025...

Article SS:

The gooner goons to reach the "goonstate": a supposed zone of total ego death or bliss that some liken to advanced meditation, the attainment of which compels them to masturbate for hours, or even days, at a time. The Gooneral's attendees didn't care that Malone was, from all available evidence, not a gooner at all but rather an unaffiliated, lone-wolf pervert. That he'd been, in their eyes, martyred for a form of self-expression was enough to make him a cause célèbre for what was increasingly coming to feel like a movement, a homegrown zoomer Tea Party that might one day produce its own gooner
congressmen, gooner news networks, extremist gooner terror attacks.

Article SS:

Picture this: you work for a masturbation factory in hell. You log on to your scheduled workplace Zoom call. What do you see? You see what I saw in the Goon Verse. There was, inescapably, the porn itself, which occupied most of the screen, a hyperkinetic montage of tremendous penises barreling into and out of Japanese cartoon heroines, crudely rendered CGI horse-women, and actual female porn stars. Then, of course, there were the gooners, arrayed side by side in boxes at the bottom of the screen, their heads obscured-cut off by their cameras at the neck-and their hands in frantic motion.
Primitive fears from childhood surfaced in an inchoate rush: a gigantic omnivorous worm I once saw in a movie on TV; the uncontrolled swarm of color that consumed the screen whenever my family's PC crashed, suggesting something organic and harm-intending in what was supposed to be just a machine. One of the guys in the stream room was masturbating on the toilet. One of them looked like he was masturbating in jail.

Article SS:

Okay, I thought, this is interesting. This is a lot.
I'll come back to this. I decided to try my luck on X, where I found self-described
"handpumpers" and "pumpsluts" praising
"fat juicy cellulite wobblemeat,"
practicing
"gooncraft," and thirsting for "goonfuel." My eyes were still adjusting to this assault when I came across a poster going by the username Gooncultist. He was the kind of chronic social-media user who works full-time in tech and was seemingly raised by niche online-forum moderators, but who nonetheless exhibits a curious fluency in continental philosophy. (One representative tweet began: "yknow
corruption/ pornification kink fit really well into post-9/11 baudrillard.") Finding him among this welter of lunatics was a tremendous relief: here, at least, was someone who seemed to acknowledge that what was going on here was strange, that a normal person might find it repellent.
Clearly I needed an entrée into this world, someone to ground my investigations; maybe Gooncultist could help. I sent him a
message.

Article SS:

Other gooners engage in "wankbattling," a kind of competitive feeding in which players rate one another's porn selections on a ten-point scale. I learned all about it from Fuji, as he called himself, a twenty-three-year-old Egyptian gooner I met while conducting supplementary fieldwork in a wankbattling server on Discord. Many things about Fuji were compelling-for instance, he'd spent months training his pubococcygeus muscle in order to climax without ejaculating and thus to spend even more time masturbating to porn based on his favorite video-game characters. But I was particularly intrigued by his relationships with his fellow wankbattlers. There appeared to be real tenderness there, as in this exchange Fuji showed me between himself and a fellow gooner:
Fuji
finals season is approaching been gooning the past months do you wanna get back to stroking
together?
i miss you so much

October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM

GoonCraft

@gooncraft.bsky.social

and even translating to other languages, or just see how the project is progressing or hang out and share your stuff, you can visit this link: discord.gg/rbtuzEcNKe
(If you want, you can mention that you came from this post :3)