Corporates got you clocked, buddy
November 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Corporates got you clocked, buddy
You're telling me an AI guy got hoodwinked by flattery??
November 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
You're telling me an AI guy got hoodwinked by flattery??
“you got ratioed”
You've Got Mail is reportedly getting the remake treatment by Warner Bros. with Jason Orley attached as director! 💌
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November 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“you got ratioed”
Y’all got that? Colom (kuh-LOAM).
November 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Y’all got that? Colom (kuh-LOAM).
I have GOT to stop relying on my memory
November 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I have GOT to stop relying on my memory
Oh this is the guy DC got, jesus christ
November 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Oh this is the guy DC got, jesus christ
gentlemen, W got Glonzo
Tucker Carlson’s guest says Marines fought and killed a giant humanoid in 2001 in Afghanistan: "This giant was flown back to the United States by a US Air Force aircraft. I think it was a C-17 aircraft."
November 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
gentlemen, W got Glonzo
just got a haircut, pic unrelated
November 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
just got a haircut, pic unrelated
Babe, I've got news for you.
Hegseth: "In the 250 years of our American republic, no Secretary of War or Secretary of Defense has ever been impeached for carrying out lawful military operations" 🤔
November 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Babe, I've got news for you.
Oh god it got Hilda too!
November 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Oh god it got Hilda too!
You’ve got my attention. Now what?
November 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
You’ve got my attention. Now what?
grandpa got got by douthat? douthat?!
hell with his fastball, he doesn’t even have his changeup anymore
hell with his fastball, he doesn’t even have his changeup anymore
DOUTHAT: Your net worth went up by $3 billion
TRUMP: So did everyone’s
DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion
TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
TRUMP: So did everyone’s
DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion
TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
November 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
grandpa got got by douthat? douthat?!
hell with his fastball, he doesn’t even have his changeup anymore
hell with his fastball, he doesn’t even have his changeup anymore
Hop in? I got a smooooooth ride
November 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hop in? I got a smooooooth ride
Finally got a new Jacket 😈
November 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Finally got a new Jacket 😈
Ojeda: I got to tell my dad that his son made it to congress. I got that for the rest of my life. I wear his watch. My father is proud of me.
November 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Ojeda: I got to tell my dad that his son made it to congress. I got that for the rest of my life. I wear his watch. My father is proud of me.
Show me what you got
November 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Show me what you got
I got bit by a werecow and you’re laughing
November 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I got bit by a werecow and you’re laughing
got that dawg in them
November 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
got that dawg in them
Got that good rhythm going today…
November 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Got that good rhythm going today…