#GothProblems
Goddamned cloves once a staple of the Goth scene are getting harder to come by!
#GothProblems
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March 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Locked in a timeless struggle: trying to find a single black garment that I need when the majority of my clothes and the majority of my partner’s clothes are black. #GothProblems
August 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I have measured out my life in time spent looking for black clothing in a house full of people who own mostly black clothing…

From the woman who brought you “greeting my black cat only to get closer and see its black pants on the floor.”

#GothProblems
September 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
not sure if I'm making kissy noises at Ozzy or a pile of cat shaped laundry #gothproblems
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ow. I did some deep cleaning and organizing two days ago. I managed to stab myself in the face with what I assumed were porcupine quills, but that were actually raven feathers bundled together. #GothProblems
November 17, 2023 at 4:57 PM
April 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Vision Thing
Just repaired some jump rings on this surprisingly delicate Eye of Horus bracelet. Probably got caught on my fishnet top.
#GothProblems

Picked it up at Skin Crawl, a Mid-90's goth/fetish boutique, in NYC.
June 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
When you have a closet full of black clothes but still nothing appropriate to wear to a family funeral #gothproblems
September 16, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Every goth has at least one story that starts with “so I was just minding my business” and ends with “and then a stranger asked if I worship satan”

#GothProblems #GothLife #Goth
March 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I put what I thought was a black bandana in my hair this morning in the dim light of my home. When I got to work I realized it was dark green. #GothProblems
July 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
When you realize you inadvertently matched your collar to your cats. #gothproblems
November 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM
"I found my skull!" is a perfectly normal thing to exclaim when attempting to leave the house and finding an earring I thought I'd lost forever in my shoe. #gothproblems #joyinthstrange
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Every couple of years I do a black dye refresh wash. #gothproblems
June 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Watching an episode of "Ugliest House in America", and it's making me so mad. A family of normies bought an old funeral home & have already torn out the embalming room! There should be a Goth Society for the Preservation of Creepy Houses to prevent these things from happening. #GothProblems
April 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Just started typing in a question on Google and this popped up 😂 Apparently, this question is asked often?

I mean, they say "write what you know" and all, but is this actually a concern for people?

#authorlife #vampire #gothproblems
March 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
When your hair is purple-black and all the hotel towels are stark white #gothproblems
December 11, 2024 at 11:01 AM
I got asked if I was a witch today while out running my errands & looked down to figure out why & well… ok fair. #gothproblems
March 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trying to wear my Demonia boots and layers of black, but daddy’s don’t like it. They prefer their dolls, not their queens of darkness. 😩🖤 #GothProblems
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Why do dudes say "you scare me 😜" online to goth girls & think that's going to make us into you? Like you're proud of being wimpy? Ok 😐 #gothproblems #gothsky
November 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
What are the top 8 struggles that goths face everyday? Let’s find out shall we… 👇🕯️👇

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October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When I got back from the grocery store, I discovered that my pants had fallen below the top of my underwear and I was wearing a crop top, so everyone at the store knows I was wearing Nightmare Before Christmas panties.

And now you know too! #gothProblems
June 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ugh. Gaga's recent abelist crap sucks, but the new single and music video are 100% Cris-bait.

Western occult references + Vogue = constant replays today.

I guess it was inevitable that pop music would trap me one day. #NerdProblems #GothProblems

Are torrentz still a thing?
February 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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When your black items don't match 😭

The original supplier no longer stocks the yarn I was using for this project (even though it's still listed on their website). Tried a different yarn with the same thickness but... the black dyes are not the same shade...
April 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
​Sometimes I want to give in and just lay in a graveyard in the middle of the night.

...but then I remember I live in the South and I'm not prepared for how I'll react to bugs crawling over me.

#gothproblems #gothsky #floridahell
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM