2nd grade Mina Kimes would be GEEKED
May 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
2nd grade Mina Kimes would be GEEKED
I didn’t know it came in medical grade!
January 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I didn’t know it came in medical grade!
Second-Grade Teacher Overhyping Third Grade https://theonion.com/second-grade-teacher-overhyping-third-grade-1819566659/
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Second-Grade Teacher Overhyping Third Grade https://theonion.com/second-grade-teacher-overhyping-third-grade-1819566659/
Imagine failing 5th grade geography... in Congress.
May 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Imagine failing 5th grade geography... in Congress.
10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
A sociopath stuck in the fifth grade:
February 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
A sociopath stuck in the fifth grade:
weapons-grade morons
May 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
weapons-grade morons
It take weapons grade arrogance to invent popesplaining.
April 15, 2026 at 6:50 AM
It take weapons grade arrogance to invent popesplaining.
Protester: I’m going into fourth grade and I’m 9 years old
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Protester: I’m going into fourth grade and I’m 9 years old
My boy’s seventh grade picture. My seventh grade picture.
Should I call off the paternity test?
Should I call off the paternity test?
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My boy’s seventh grade picture. My seventh grade picture.
Should I call off the paternity test?
Should I call off the paternity test?
commercial-grade arcane focus #witchcompany
March 18, 2026 at 10:29 AM
commercial-grade arcane focus #witchcompany
this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars
Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad theonion.com/grade-s...
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad theonion.com/grade-s...
Doing some high grade premium cocaine leftistly
November 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Doing some high grade premium cocaine leftistly
Comic I made when I was in grade school
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Comic I made when I was in grade school
It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.
April 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.
Fifth-Grade Science Paper Doesn't Stand Up To Peer Review
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March 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fifth-Grade Science Paper Doesn't Stand Up To Peer Review
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Crash Bandicoot comic I made in like 4th grade
December 5, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Crash Bandicoot comic I made in like 4th grade
Sen. Kennedy: "Invading Greenland would be weapons grade stupid. Now, President Trump is not weapons grade stupid."
January 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Sen. Kennedy: "Invading Greenland would be weapons grade stupid. Now, President Trump is not weapons grade stupid."
“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )
getting a good grade in girlfriend
April 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
getting a good grade in girlfriend
Pure premium grade uncut copium
June 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Pure premium grade uncut copium
It's military grade
April 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's military grade