#GreatNameForABand
September 23, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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It’s midday. Time to kick back and retire to the
September 17, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Also #GreatNameForABand 'Hyrox Poo'
September 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Can't believe I paid £999 for a lifetime membership to the Amol Rajan Connection on the same day I found out I've got terminal brain leaked out of ears disease. Is there a refund button?
September 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
September 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
When I get a rotten vegetable out, it is the same

'Systematic Abuse,' Reformation! Post TLC, 2007

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong

#GreatNameForABand
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
August 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
COCK PISS NETANYAHU
August 25, 2026 at 9:05 AM
The one thing you need to know about non-sequiturs is asteroid hatstand towel gerbil.
August 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Got given the special cum covered cookie 🤤
August 20, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Not sure what’s more incredible. That parody accounts still exist in 2026 or that people are still willing to retweet their low-grade jocular horseshit.
August 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
The UK countryside is full of interdimensional portals. You just have to know where to look. I've decided to make a thread here of some of the best ones I've found on walks.

1. JRR Tolkien's Psychedelic Lime Kiln.
August 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
It's that tiresome time of night when the neighbourhood sex pond people start making noise.
August 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Friday. Who’s going?
July 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
And 'The SSPX' is a #GreatNameForABand
July 2, 2026 at 9:51 AM
The Sundials of Uppingham, there may be more…

#SundialSunday
June 21, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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PM Carney on his meeting with Xi Jinping: "I raised with him the Thucydides Trap." #cdnpoli
May 29, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Satan Lice

South Africa, Transvaal, Civil Death, 1869-1954
May 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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